Scientologist's cock.
Mum's cracking open the Asti Spumante To celebrate the return of the legendary 'Signor Willy-Elephanty'
Mum's nether regions, No longer have clear distinctions. 
Dad's re-reading Lolita, But not as a work of literature.
Mum: β€œup the chocolate” Dad: β€œsexually inadequate”
One can no longer describe there being a marriage, Between mum's perineum and the rest of her undercarriage.
In the 80's, mum was opposed to the development of Trident, A bit of a hippy, she's also very sexually compliant.
Mum demands it "down there": South of the per'.
Your dad's been seen having massive wank, over a shit and piss riddled glastonbury effluent tank.
Mum goes proper nutter, If not completely covered in dog-butter.
From preliminary tests, your dad's bum-lab data appeared genuinely chuffing, In the future, everyone will be able to see their bum dilate, prior to guffing.
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