Different piles of shit.
Tripped and fell (dad's shit slide and urine carousel).
The bogs is basically a sweat-shop, Producing mum's cunt-slop.
Bogs-punters are often left thinking "what's the catch," Well, it's mum's STD-riddled arsehole and snatch.
Dadโ€™s erection Looks like a cross section
Mum's crowdfunder for her 2024 bum-fest, Has loads of blokes eager to invest.
From the side of common decency dad defected, As he realised it was only within playgrounds that his willy erected.
Mumโ€™s anus is a brown lodestar For all gents obsessed with sex in the rear
After the trauma in the gents of a seventy four hour stoving, your dad carried on as normal, renewing the coving.
Mum continues to get bookings for disgusting low-budget porns Despite the fact that her gens smell like 3-day old radiator prawns
Oh what a dreadful blunder! Your mum's done a really rough bum-curry-chunder.
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