Dad's misunderstood the 'laying on of hands';
Trumboning the vicar and presenting his glans.
It’s not quite true that Mum’s got an insatiable sexual appetite-
Once, in 1974, she requested a 5 minute break after 2 continuous weeks of being tag-teamed up the bum-pipe
Mum's able to offer blokes highly advanced options in accessing her orifices,
Confused onlooker dad, remains one of lifes sex-novices.
Mum's been DP'd,
By Dave Lee Travis and Mike Read.
Mum's attitude is very much one of "can do,"
When it comes to being completely covered in man-poo. ?
All kinds of blokes can find common ground,
In knob-knackering mum's poo-surround.
Dad'll do anything for a bag of skittles,
But there's never any takers cos his willy's little(s).
Loads of blokes,
Are subjecting mum's shitter to their hardest strokes.
Latest bogs forecast?
Mum, 99.9% "catastroph-arsed".
It would appear, sir, that it's irrefutably true;
Your mum's been literally caked in dog poo.
