Oh please, for goodness sake.
Dad's the editor of, and main contributor to, new magazine;
'My Papercut Fanny's Pristine!'
Mum has several large gin and tonics,
Before sorting out the thin and thics.
Mum's fanny area seen somehow to be 'glowering';
after being fucked to Another Level
(a colossal Dane Bowers-ing).
Penis? Doubt it.
Mum's cunt?
Grout it.
Father, in a lather;
He's experiencing a blokes-related trouser-palava.
The state of Mum’s beaver
Contravenes the convention of Geneva
Dad went to a gynaecologist to research his ancestry and past,
But was shocked when the investigation involved taking scrapings from up his arse.
unfortunately for her, it was only after their marriage
that mum discovered the absolutely miniscule size of dad's "undercarriage".
The thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract,
remains a mystery to your father.
Fact.
Mum appears not to have even the most basic grasp of economics,
But she certainly knows what to do with "thicks".
