Mum's nuclear twat now powered by Dounreay;
Dad's attempting to fuck a 'Pay and Display'.
One would have thought mum wouldn't have so aggressively whore'd;
Immediately after slopping you out in the bin of the maternity ward.
Wear a sports bra even though you don’t do sports, or have tits
Your dad's (when working out the size of his cock) reaction,
includes a scientific calculator, and lots of subtraction.
The landlord's blasting oldskool rave,
As the local farmhands "send mum's bumhole to its grave".
Mum demands ever greater efficiency,
New target 30 sec, from cubicle door to knackered nipsy.
mum: rated 'Hardcore'
dad: Barrymore
Cold night in the gents, mum's nips like docker's thumbs
Dad's keeping warm though: arse full of old sailor's cum!
Dad's perhaps also the Harper Lee,
Of having a small, widely mocked thin-willee?
