Force it.
Mum is extremely critical, If blokes are not thick-at-all.
Unfortunately, it was only after they had wed, That mum realised dad was absolutely useless in bed.
Mum's got excellent 'reception' Of bog-blokes genital section
Go on β€˜Dragons’ Den’ and win the Dragons over by just pissing aggressively all over them
Subsume My poo-flume
Emit a strong, high pressure jet of hot piss for 7 continuous hours
Bogs-bloke's struggling to gloss over, What they've seen when mum bends over.
tied to a tree, bleeding from her bum....that's your mum. No wait, it's your dad with a cunt stitched on.
Come end of shift, mum displays a distressing lack of control, Over what's going in, coming out of, and generally going on around, her arsehole.
Mum's gives out "Well Done" smiley-face stickers, To bogs-blokes who got in her knickers.
Poetry Player
Loading tracks...
Poetry Player
Filename will appear here
Total ratings
Loading...
Total views
Loading...
Never
Login to rate and submit clockfuckers