Presenting mum with a two finger Kit Kat,
Is recognised code for one up the bum, and one up the twat.
Mum's brought so many blokes off with her boobs,
They have basically become cubes.
Here's the meal,
it's freshly plated,
it's a baked potato
(on a bed of shit, grated).
Mum's menu: universally slated.
Dad's outfit for Broadmoor nonce-wing party for Eurovision,
Will almost certainly result in an extension to his time in prison.
Dad's answer during the police interview was "because I look cute,"
To the question "why were you in a playground dressed in a young girl's swimsuit?"
Mum gets in a right old grump
If she encounters a bloke not immediately ‘primed to pump’.
Vintage pornographic film aficionados have unearthed videotapes,
Of mum's thought-to-be lost, infamous 1970s movie, 'Planet of the Gapes.'
Dad's likely to remain sexually unfulfilled,
Unless he can somehow find a way to erection-build.
Every morning, dad renews his expectation,
That members of the public will want to see his 'erection.'
Bedsit dad fucked on glue,
Wanking over episodes of Pengu.
