Mum believes in equal opportunities,
For bogs-blokes with both enormous and massive willies.
Everyone stood around your mum was really rather astounded,
It was alarming how many blokes she took and just how hard she was pounded.
Your dad gets loads of flack,
for having a really shit ball-sac.
With more passengers than Bridgnorth's lenticular railway,
your mum's been ridden by Bryan Cant and the whole cast of Playaway.
Dad's "on notice",
For Indecently Exposed Scrotis.
Mum's got,
*Really* bad crotch-rot.
Mum’s getting it on
With thick-pricked simpletons
After a truly massive bogs-blokes-bum-blaster
Mum's seen sporting a peep-hole-poo-plaster.
You never know, if mum does start to feel a bit festive,
She might get an anal staple put in, for a bit of Xmas "give."
These days, Mum’s mainly ‘down to bone’
Gents exceeding the length/girth threshold of ‘airport Toblerone’
