Pudenda poetry.
Dad's nasty little roddy-roddy? Extremely shoddy-shoddy.
Jesus, what's that infernal din? Oh, it's just your mum having her bum stoved in.
Dad's favoured material for a wank? Yep, it's the diary of Anne Frank.
It’s obvious from his spunk-encrusted Clown costume, that around kids dad’s not to be trusted
Bogs-blokes will cram, For a chance to prod mum's colon spam.
Mum's showing extreme impatience, To be smeared with fresh shit from alsatians.
Fit a blue plaque to my perineum
Despite advanced motor-neurone disease even Professor Stephen Hawking has given your mum's black hole a thorough porking
What's that caught in the aircraft's airlock? Yep, it's small, and yep, it's your dad's cock.
Mum's not particularly scrupulous About who she lets into her poo-palace
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