From preliminary tests, your dad's bum-lab data appeared genuinely chuffing,
In the future, everyone will be able to see their bum dilate, prior to guffing.
Dad suffers from camel toe,
Overflow.
Over the years your mum's taken in quite a few male lodgers,
She's also taken a few cocks up the arse (by blokes known as 'Jammy-Rag Dodgers').
Dad's experiencing a burning sense of spiritual malaise;
After days in the bogs squirting 'turdis mayonnaise'.
It was this that distracted the joggers in the park,
your dad revealing his mini-prick
(penis size: quark).
If a thick bloke gets but a whiff of mum's brown,
She'll be on the fast train to Sore Bumhole Town.
Mum's ticked the section in the census,
Denoting she does anal for fifty pences.
Oh wow, tonight for mum's bum, it really is 'Cliffs of Dover,'
Last night's all-night enormo-farmhand bogs-party has gone and carried over!
Mum's not happy!
She's just re-contracted a nasty dose of the clappy!
Wide blokes' Pavlovian response is to engorge,
At the first whiff of mum's dung-gorge.
