Oh how the porn film auditioning team laughed,
As dad presented his limp and lifeless micro-shaft.
Dad recorded a single of that time he spunk-farted,
And according to Bruno Brooks' Top 40 Countdown Show...it charted!
Dad meditates endlessly,
On children's lingerie.
Your dad's been seen having massive wank,
over a shit and piss riddled glastonbury effluent tank.
Dad hangs around the canal towpath in a dirty old mac,
Why?
Mainly because he's completely fucking useless in the sack.
Mum makes her own luck,
By always being up for a bum-fuck.
'I'm re-enacting the legend of Danaë'
Screams Mum from the middle of a huge bearded bloke's piss-spray
Dad's trying to invoke legislation around data protection
To conceal his complete inability to gain, let alone maintain, an erection
Dad prefers farm men,
And / or children.
Mum's let the bigblokes go too far,
And now her arsehole resembles something that's been run over by a car.
