Mum's default bogs position is bent over,
Coated head to foot in something recently produced by Rover.
When it comes to horror-fucking, your mum's a 'rich seam',
Not so for your dad though, he hasn't got anything in-between.
Mum's determined: the last day she 'services' the bogs
will be the day she pops her clogs
To most people, it's abundantly clear,
That between dad's legs, no erection will appear.
Dad wants to be a cool nonce,
Like TVs "The Fonz."
(Fanny: "frothing batter"
Face, tits etc: "covered in blokes' spunky splatter")
One blink and you missed 'em,
It's mum's arsehole, twat and perineum.
Mum has sown 1000s of bloke's oats,
From Land's End to John o' Groats.
Anal force...
in due course.
Sexually, mum appears somewhat marooned,
With a cavernous crapper and knackered axe-wound.
