Different shaped arseholes.
It's a completely proven scientific fact, that your father (by blokes) has a ruined shit-tract.
Mum's in the horror-bogs ceaselessly knob-gobblin',
dad's wrestling with particle physics: the 'measurement problem'.
The hemorrhoids protruding from mum's arsehole,
Are the size of profiteroles.
Long ago, a bloke first entered mum's bum-area,
And ever since then, she's been "in her bum-slut era".
Bogs-blokes are playing a weird game of Connect Four,
With the hemorrhoids surrounding mum's back door.
Dad's gone on an appalling,
Primary school kerb-crawling.
Maybe it's because his prick's a real tiddler,
That dad's a dangerous local kiddy-fiddler.
You used ignorance and brute force,
And never once a flicker of remorse.
Dad’s turned away from the local primary school polling place
For having forgotten his photo ID, rather than his costume (knickers, frilly lace)
Mum's crowdfunder for her 2024 bum-fest,
Has loads of blokes eager to invest.
