Accuse my prolapse of being anti-semetic.
It's difficult to understand anything dad says,
While he's trying to insert himself into the small square hole in a dispenser of pez.
Mum can leave a bogs-shift furrow-browed,
If her arse hasn't been sufficiently 'ploughed.'
Mum: chasmal shit cabinet like a fucked Dim Sum;
Dad?
Ladbrokes, Wrexham.
On Sundays, Mum does a spot of dogging
As a break from 6 consecutive days of bogging
Quite different from the version by George Bernard Shaw
Your mum's interpretation of 'Pig-Ma-Lion' upset the RSPCA and almost certainly broke the law
In hindsight, mum regrets not drawing up some prenuptials,
It was only on her wedding night she saw the size of dad's genitals.
You used ignorance and brute force,
And never once a flicker of remorse.
Mum's one of life's people pleasers,
Particularly the very well hung geezers.
Dad's personal willy hygienist,
Is on record saying "this man has the filthiest penis."
To coincide with the release of the new Tom Cruise: Mission Impossible,
Comes a re-release of the infamous Mum's Poos: Mission Unsloppable.
