Bogs-punters are often left thinking "what's the catch,"
Well, it's mum's STD-riddled arsehole and snatch.
Completely,
Annihilate me.
Dad's hanging around the beer halls of Munich,
He's heard that German Biker Gangs are quite keen on eunuchs.
Dad, eyeing boys' "little baldies",
Showing them Spunk Biscuit (Garibaldis).
It was clearly quite an ambitious undertaking,
Your mum took six cocks in the arse; now she's queasy and shaking.
All hopes collapse,
Of mum failing to prolapse.
Dad's shoved a grenade up his bum, stood in the nod,
Excitedly waiting for the Bomb Squad.
Bogs-blokes are genuinely mindful,
Of ensuring mum gets a proper behind-full.
Dogshit-guzzler mum has an iron constitution,
Plus, she's a stalwart in the field of bogs prostitution.
When mum's cunt stinks of tuna,
Blokes really start to cum too soon(a).
