Blokes rushing to the bogs at maximum velocity,
To perpetrate upon mum maximum bum-atrocities.
The tightly packed, baying bogs-throng,
Chomping at the bit to do mum up the wrong.
Dad's got another high score on Wordle;
Whilst being devastated in the turd hole.
Mum's one-track way of thinking can be rather onerous;
She just wants cock up her anus.
Mum's perineum,
Has been fucked into the Perineum Museum.
Like moths to a flame,
Blokes are drawn to the bogs when mum's on the game.
Mum knows what it means,
To be repeatedly featured in pornographic magazines.
Your Dad's tiny hand makes my cock look grand.
One of dad's favourite sexual ventures,
Is hanging around the toilets at Chessington World of Adventures.
For Mum, God created the Heaven and the Earth
Then a succession of blokes with enormous girth
