On Instagram, dad's attempting to make it trendy,
To look a bit "sex-offendy."
Dad's out in his shellsuit and Hi-Tecs,
Along with his willy that never erecs.
From a very humble beginning,
your dad's cock got worse (thinning).
Playground Dad trying to invite kids over to play Pikmin
In order to show them his prik (thin)
Angry protest dad (clenched fist),
he's violently opposed to blokes not stoving his shit-cist.
your mum's hair is matted with cum,
don't ask how it got there.
(hairy arsed penis gun)
Mum becomes absolutely enraged,
If the queuing blokes haven't got their poos ready and engaged.
Some like it hot
Mum like it in the bot-slot
It may well point to a wider societal issue,
How your father has spent a lifetime collecting his own pathetic, wank-tissues.
Buy your granny
A vaginoplasty gift certificate for ‘1 papercut fanny’
