Vegetable samosa with shit.
Mum's funny bumbox?
Seventies Flaria,
Dad's weird Africa trips?
Shitbox malaria.
Mum's frothy fanny's like a grande latte.
Round the back's Brussel's pate.
A sad (if unsurprising) day:
Dad's 'No Reserve' auction of his sexual services ends with 'no bids' on eBay
Last night, there was a lot of bogs-blokes muttering,
After mum inconceivably chose to go buttering,
Her poo-guttering.
Dyslexia Mum turned away from the Large Hadron Collider
Disappointed to find they don't want to stuff anything up inside 'er
Mum's in the gents getting fucked by the hour,
Dad's in prison, getting fucked in the showers.
Bedsit dad listening to Tanita Tikaram,
With a couple of fingers up his bum.
Mum is extremely resource hungry,
When it comes to willy.
They say "any port in a storm" for the randy farm-laboured,
Maybe not though, when you see mum's arsehole "Pearl Harboured."
Quick!
Split my piss-kitchen!
It's crotch-crickets, and it's really itchin'!.
