Utterly destroy my arsehole.
Dad's had a bit of luck on the 'gee-gees',
he's won an evening of horror-sex with the two deceased 'Bee-Gees'.
Dad certainly passes the eye test,
When considering him a dangerous local sex pest.
Dad's currently in the dock,
Adjudged to have a "far too publicly seen" cock.
Willy (Dad's): thin, covered in fungus
Willy (Mum's preferred): bog-bloke, humungous
Your mum: queen of horror-slots,
Your dad: Loads of cock-blood-clots.
Dad’s bought a stripper pole
Made for a 3-year old
Long line of blokes queuing to execute a 'slam dunk'
In Mum's 'basketball net' except of course rather than a basketball, it's spunk
There is a sense of mounting distress,
As dad, once again in the playground, begins to undress.
Mum's flogging a savoury compote,
Produced from whatever emerges from her bot-slot.
Mum's arsehole's a busted flush,
After last night's "ace in the hole" bogs-rush.
