Who is it that you look forward to having destroy your little botty-slotty?
Yep, you guessed it! It's ex-Bolton Premier League defender, Bruno N'Gotty!
Bogs historians doubt the veracity
Of claims that, once in 1987, Mum reached her ‘bum capacity’
Dad’s not so much ‘hung’
As ‘nung’
Mum’s on Dragon’s Den trying to get Theo Paphitis
Interested in her idea of ‘spaff all over my tits’
The law of the bogs is enshrined:
"To Fuck Mum From Behind."
Dad's offering to teach striptease,
To the under threes.
When mum's twat has properly gone off,
It becomes a bogs-bloke Mexican standoff.
Out-of-touch Dad unaware that he badly needs to update his method of grooming
(pretending he's got the lead singer of Supergrass in his van AKA 'Gaz Coomb-ing');
The coroner's report stated 'accidental death,'
After a bogs-bloke inhaled too much of mum's bowel-breath.
mum's nightly performance in the gents' is like a burglary (smash 'n' grab);
whereas dad's pathetic attempts at sexual congress are more like a sherbert sweet (dib, dab).
