Your dad's experimental dildo has affected the national grid,
Power cut for the entire Midlands
(hopeless quest: 'prick-liquid').
Dad's likely to remain sexually unfulfilled,
Unless he can somehow find a way to erection-build.
Dad's feeling thoroughly chastised
After being caught exaggerating the size of his gens (describing them as 'thimble-sized');
Unusually pungent stench emitting from your mother's shit-slot,
A rummage around reveals what's what...
A week old salami some bloke had left up there to rot!!
The crowd all laughed,
Mum just gasped,
Big-bloke thrust,
Her bum now bust.
Win the gold medal in the long distance pooing event at the Paris Olympics
Mum's pleased,
To be coated in "dick-sneeze."
Dad's cock: salty;
Mum's twat: balti.
Oh, quelle surprise!
Mum's in the bogs, on her knees.
Dad's known,
As the man who's willy's never grown.
