In the 80's, mum was opposed to the development of Trident,
A bit of a hippy, she's also very sexually compliant.
Mum's ringing Deliveroo,
To see if they can send out some fresh dog-poo.
Your dad shit into your bed and dinner,
It's a shame that his penis gets thinner and thinner.
the kindest possible thing that could be written on your mum's gravestone:
"only quintuple penetration with no lube could make this jaded fuck-slave moan".
Hi, just keeping you posted,
Your mum's down the homeless shelter, getting spit-roasted.
I suppose it's ironic,
That dad's dad's willy was thick.
your dad gets through plenty of loo roll,
wiping cum from his fusty brown poo hole.
Bogs-blokes have cracked open the Bollinger,
Mum's up for a double-bum n vagina!
Dad's "showing,"
At places kids are going.
Indelibly there, on my memory seared, that look on your mum's face, her unkempt shit-beard. She'd (by blokes) been Pam G(reared).
