Dad's doing the rounds with a dubious penile schematic
Implying 'coke-can width' and erections 'not problematic'.
Mum's manifest admiration of Russian space technology,
Makes one ponder on the word 'split', and its etymology.
Dad has an infamous ability,
To escape local police nonce authorities,
Earning him the nickname "Houdini,"
(plus willy weeny).
Dad's bad willy made him seek an engineer's opinion;
It's 'Penile linear actuator' (yep, rack and pinion).
The only experience mum's had of being properly "full,"
Was during a tour of the public conveniences of Kaboul.
Now on view:
Mum's new vid, The (87th) Art of the Poo-Screw.
Dad's sexual drives,
Ruin kids' lives.
Mum appears completely nonplussed,
As blokes pound away at the (by now mostly theoretical) partition between her vagina and anus.
Mum's no laggard
When it comes to being aggressively daggered.
The area from which mum used to crap,
Has been completely wiped off the map.
