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after 40,000 man-hours of man-fucks, mum's cunt now completely lacks friction; 40,000 man-hours is also how long dad's spent tossing off to My Little Pony fan-fiction.
Wide blokes' Pavlovian response is to engorge, At the first whiff of mum's dung-gorge.
Dad's been forced into releasing several public denials, That he features heavily in the Epstein files.
The area from which mum wee, Resembles a bowl of ratatouille.
In the gents, blokes have developed a one-way system, Taking them directly to mum, who's bent over the cistern.
Dad's new boyfriend, scary-poof Ross Kemp, It's sweet they both have willy size 'as if in low temp.'
A triplicate list of Dad's sexual experiences (digital copy) Would fit with a lot of room to spare, appropriately enough, on a very small floppy
Mum's in the bogs, With low-cogs.
Mum performs routine miracles, Night after night, in the gents lavatory cubicles.
Mum's nether regions, No longer have clear distinctions. 
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