Different shaped arseholes.
In the bogs, mum falsely believes that her appalling genital smell,
Can be somehow offset by blaring out the latest album by Adele.
Dad's willy shows no signs of ever thickening,
But his behaviour towards kids is truly sickening.
Jesus Christ, call 999!
Your mum's been the victim of horrific anal crime!
BUY IT NOW
necrophiliac sandwich paste:
nothing ever goes to waste.
Mum's petitioning Duolingo
To add 'the language of love' (ie getting jackhammered in the Ringo)
Oh how the porn film auditioning team laughed,
As dad presented his limp and lifeless micro-shaft.
Credit to him, it was a feat of precision engineering,
For your dad to construct a secret viewing room in the gents for his queering.
After the A-bomb dropped, they came crawling from the rubble: many men, plus your mum (with radioactive cunt-stubble).
Bloke after bloke scores multiple ‘critical hits’
On the area from which Mum shits
Skeptical mum unsure of bum-docs plans for futureproofing,
Her arsehole with state-of-the-art carbon fibre 'anal roofing.'
