Staple me onto your crotch.
Dad's misunderstood the 'laying on of hands';
Trumboning the vicar and presenting his glans.
I watched your dad shed shards of liquid man silk all over an elderly gentleman's bum
Mum’s stuffing her face with mince pies and mulled wine
While ‘round the back’ several blokes are stuffing her behine
"Oh, think twice,
It's just another day for mum and blokes with pubic lice..."
You don't have to be Sigmund Freud,
To see it's dad's little pecker that makes him annoyed.
Dad’s ’reconstruction of the shooting of JFK’
Is him wanking in the bushes on the grassy knoll overlooking the area where kids play
Mum's photograph albums are a veritable treasure trove,
Of appalling images of her cunt and arse stove.
If mum gets bummed by one too many bogs-geezers,
She can wind up farting out these weird kind of spunk Maltesers.
penis me in the penis with your penis
Mum whistling Tina Turner's 'What's Love Got To Do With It?'
Whilst being unceremoniously caked in various blokes shit.
