in the bedroom, mum is 'dicktutorial'.
meanwhile, dad's style is more 'funereal'.
As a nonce,
Dad has a worrying amount of confidence.
Mum's twat may no longer have much "grabbage,"
But she does have impressive plumes of "cunt-cabbage."
Dad's trying to get explicit 4K photos of kid's dicks
On a Zilog Z8000-based C8002 running 1980 Unix.
Mum's punani,
Smells like a Ryanair panini.
At times, mum's such a 'gaper,'
It can be tricky to use lavatory paper.
Mum's slipped a disc,
During a game of 'Clitorisk.'
Dad is claiming he’s a paedo because his gens
Are the size of small children’s.
When the council came round, they gave your dad some 'jip',
he'd smothered the estate in wrong horror-shit
(and his weird machine had failed to syphon it).
Mum's arse-slop,
Really is the cream of the crop.
