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Some bogs-bloke has finally ended mum's shitter.
Mum'll do gropes and feels,
For Happy Meals.
Dad feels there's scope,
For predatory behaviour in and around the changing rooms of Scope.
There is a mention in a biblical epistle of your Mum's pungent, misformed twat gristle.
Mum's embalmed,
In the bodily fluids of "hands that farmed."
When dad thinks about a room full of tots in assembly,
His balls spontaneously empty.
Complaining big-blokes coming out of bogs unhappy,
Mum's shitter's bust (arsehole like broken tappy).
Dad's not sure of women,
he prefers the municipal bin
(further, he prefers the bog-blokes that are 'thin').
Mum: face pressed up against the Armitage Shanks
Dad: furtive bushes playground wanks
Bogs-blokes have taken a wrecking-ball,
To mum's poo-hall.
