Dad's doing his morning rounds,
Of the local playgrounds.
Dad knows it's a tough gig,
Having a willy that's not very big.
For arousal, dad swears,
By the website of Mothercare(s).
A definite highlight of mum's bogs-memoirs,
Was her evening entertaining a group of well-hung Oompa-Loompas.
Who is it that you look forward to having destroy your little botty-slotty?
Yep, you guessed it! It's ex-Bolton Premier League defender, Bruno N'Gotty!
Mum's 'take-away cunt'
really stinks,
Comparable to?
Yep, week-old Chinks.
Horror-father's wrong cock (pierced minutia gland),
trying (in vain) to make it hard is, for the forseeable, all that's planned
(numb hand).
Dad gets very dodgy spam in his inbox,
Mum gets chunks of meat in her shitbox.
Mum emerges from end of heavy bogs session looking like she's been in the Noel's House Party 'Gunge Tank'
Dad: transaction declined at the Wank Bank
