To his mind, much like Martin Luther King
Dad also 'has a dream'
(although his is about showing kids his 'special thing'
and telling them it 'makes ice cream');
Dad's having a wank (but firing blanks),
Over his poster collection of Matt LeBlanc.
Buy your granny
A vaginoplasty gift certificate for ‘1 papercut fanny’
Twenty first century mum at the forefront of the 'arsehole of things';
Poo, wee, sperms, cattle carcases, and a kilo of 'fetid herrings'.
Father's penis unbelievably small,
Almost as if there's nothing there at all.
Dad’s a sort of modern day Peter Purves
Except that rather than making kids happy, he makes them nervous
Mum's smashed on Stellas,
Then bum smashed by loo-fellas.
A bogs-bloke has been disqualified,
Due to a "slight thinness" that mum spied.
Blokes, alarmed mum might be going "off the boil",
Urgently airdrop in a load of dog-soil.
Mum's still caked in quite a lot of dog crap,
So she's waving the blokes in for an extra "victory lap".
