Long ago, a bloke first entered mum's bum-area,
And ever since then, she's been "in her bum-slut era".
These days, bogs-blokes are struggling to comprehend,
Where mum's twat starts and where arsehole ends.
It's accepted amongst bogs-blokes that the position at the back of the queue, known as the "anchor,"
Depending on the state of mum's arsehole come the end of the shift, that said bloke may need to be an "observing wanker."
Mum's been nominated for an OBE,
For service and dedication in the public lavatory.
Mum can't stand blokes 'fluffing their lines,'
When they're in queue, waiting to screw her behind.
Penis? Doubt it.
Mum's cunt?
Grout it.
Dad never "lasts,"
When he's watching YouTubes of Russian gymnasts.
Dad’s watery grout
Just dribbles out
Screw, screw, screw your dad, firmly up the bum,
Make him shout and make him scream, then fill him up with come!
Only the tensile strength of mum's callused, leathery pissflaps
Prevents a complete anal prolapse
