Dad’s setting up an online dating profile
He’s said he’s ’sexually liberal’ because there was no option for ‘paedophile’
dad finally won a game of scissors-paper-stone!
now it's his turn to have his piss-maker-blown!
Dad's always wondered if his willy really can be his,
Because it basically looks like a clitoris.
Dad's requesting a VAR check,
He's convinced his willy did slightly ereck.
Dad with a placard, demanding his rights,
To mince up and down the high street in a push-up bra and tights.
Launch an internet hot piss streaming service
At this point it’s only Mum’s tough, leathery flaps
Preventing complete vagino-anal prolapse
Dad's taking baby steps,
In his treatment away from being aroused by baby steps.
Your dad's a big fan of the 'classless society'-
He likes to wear chaps of the arseless variety
while buggered by tramps of doubtful sobriety,
binmen unconcerned with notions of propriety,
office clerks plagued with social anxiety,
distingished professors of applied psychiatry,
Catholic archbishops of questionable piety
and three minor royals of some notoriety.
