In a sex act reporters described as 'frenzied' and 'bezerk',
your father's turdis was repeatedly hammered, and for shits it now won't work.
Dad's Burger Van version of a Happy Meal,
Includes kids being invited to "have a feel."
dad's less wise than an owl
and less cunning than a fox;
but he knows what he likes:
the utter destruction of his shitbox.
Dad’s erection
Looks like a cross section
'Porn' is the explicit depiction of sexual subject matter with the sole intention of sexually exciting the viewer,
So what on earth possessed your dad to make that film of himself being fucked by a lawnmower?
Dad's been preparing Sunday dinner all week,
It's a lovely bum-induced 'bubble and squeak!'
Mum is confident she's offering the apex,
Of filthy dirty, public lavatory sex.
Bogs-docs remain deeply skeptical;
Can mum's bum continue as a viable spunk receptacle?
Dad's frighteningly fearless,
In his pursuit of the hairless.
Mum is not a fan of blokes miss-hitting,
The holes their wilies ought to be fitting.
