as Mum increasingly resembles Nora Batty
So likewise increases her desire to be covered in scatty
Mum's...?
Doing a handstand in the bogs;
Face like box of frogs;
Grim-faced blokes giving her a good rog(er)s;
Zoomed-in high-res live stream of her poo-lodge(s).
Mum looks almost like she's "covered in limescale",
But in fact, it's "the ejaculate of many male".
Your mum went and joined a Bum-Worshipping Sect,
Now her arsehole's well and truly wrecked.
in academic circles, it's hotly disputed
by just how many blokes your mother has been rooted.
(it's at least seven thousand, this much can be computed)
Mum's certainly been the recipient of dirty Russian roubles,
Mainly after receiving Russian biker-gang willy-doubles.
Zoo janitor Dad demoted from ape enclosure to small fish tank
For attempting a “gorilla wank”
The viewing galleries were completely packed,
Some holding binoculars so they could see clear and exact,
The closing moments of what has been a quite memorable sex-act,
Involving, blokes, objects and your mother's entire gastrointestinal tract.
At this point in the New Year celebrations, mum views it as a personal injustice,
If she isn't coated and soaked head to fucking foot in dog-shit and piss.
Mum's questionable bogs-diet of Buckfast and Haribo,
Is identifiable in horrific detail when her film "Dirty Diarrhea Nights" is viewed in slo-mo.
