Re-chart my hairy territory
Bloke to Dad: "Is it in?"
Dad to bloke: "Yes, (*shameful sob*), it's just thin."
The results for thinnest willy amongst the demographic for thin-willied men are finally back (it took a while),
And dad is placed in the 99.9999999999% percentile.
The state of mum's shitter is far from impeccable,
But it remains, to bogs-blokes, eminently fuckable.
Gay porn star status: hero
Sperm count status: zero.
It's not in the least surprising,
That two seconds into her shift, mum's received a sodomizing.
Bum-paleos claim that, in the far distant past,
Mum may once have had a conventional arse.
What's dad looking at there on his screen?
Why, it's some of the strongest child abuse material that has ever been seen.
It's International World Thin Willy Awareness Day,
And spokesman dad's doing the morning interview rounds, with plenty of personal things to say.
Dad started seriously dressing up as a lady,
Since he fucked Channel 4's funny-poof Paul O'Grady.
Dad's gym routine involves sexual burpees;
Lunging at kids with a dong rich with herpes.
