Staple my balls to my face.
Drum roll........
It's my bumhole!
"Oh, think twice,
It's just another day for mum and blokes with pubic lice..."
Nothing will be left to chance,
We'll call a fucking ambulance.
Mum: gallons of spunk for din-dins
After a heavy session behind the bin-bins
Dad: terminal 'thin-thins'
Dad: less meat than a bag of Quorn Pieces
Mum: prefers to be covered in faeces
Mum's fanny area seen somehow to be 'glowering';
after being fucked to Another Level
(a colossal Dane Bowers-ing).
The area from which mum used to crap,
Has been completely wiped off the map.
Dad’s setting up an online dating profile
He’s said he’s ’sexually liberal’ because there was no option for ‘paedophile’
Mum's up for a brutalised back-truck,
From any undiscerning young buck.
Your mum couldn't control her continual friggings,
last week when we all met Christopher Biggins.
