Dad dons his shellsuit tracksuit,
When it's kids he's in pursuit.
Bogs-docs remain deeply skeptical;
Can mum's bum continue as a viable spunk receptacle?
For dad, it's been revelatory,
Realising he can look at bathtime photos OF HIMSELF as a baby!
Mum's a glutton
For bog-blokes hammering her bum-button
Just for a lark,
Mum's doing a "pop-up bogs" in Tesco's car park.
All bogs tales are about giving mum a good stuffing;
Her bum has become a sort of bogs-MacGuffin.
Dad's learned how to darn using a plethora of fine wools,
although everything he's made represents his small genitals.
Oh dear,
dad's just had his cervical smear
(something of a pioneer).
Dad didn't get very far on Dragon's Den,
With his idea for 'Transparent Adult Nappies for Peodophile Men.'
Don't spoil it;
it's just your mum being done in the toilet.
