Human centipede me with the parliamentary Conservative Party
Dad not much in the way of "meat and two veg",
And his behaviour around kids is always "right on the edge".
Your mum's in the pub, and they've got an open-mic;
She doesn't understand the premise, insertions: child's 'trike'.
Vapourise your prick by trying to knob a sentient ball of plasma
Mum’s not charging VAT
On access to her twat
Mum insists on a Corgi-registered gas fitter
When it comes to servicing her boiler (and shitter)
It's becoming less and less credible,
That between mum's legs might be remotely edible.
Mum's gens: no longer tight,
Dad's gens: 'travelling light.'
Squadies' favourite - your mum's cum-valley
(more popular than Worzel Gummidge star, Aunt Sally)
Underpants dad ejected from the playground despite protests he was just trying to ‘get swole’,
Mum: ‘gentlemen, please absolutely destroy my arsehole'
