Oh please, for goodness sake.
Beach and paddelling pool fun for kids in Market Square!
Although sadly and inevitably, your Dad's also hanging around there.
It's no coincidence,
That all dad's friends are also 'nonce.'
Dad: gens sad, listless, despairing (ennui)
Mum: gens flattened against urinal trough by clamouring bogblokes (on wee)
Dad is peerless,
But careless,
In his endless,
Pursuit of the hairless.
dad's suffering a "bum-recession":
too much big-dick exposure
has led to irreversible "anal foreclosure".
Newly recruited bog-blokes are encouraged not to tarry
As it prevents other blokes from give it to mum 'up the Gary'.
According to bogs folklore,
Mum's arsehole used to produce Tesco's own-brand coleslaw.
In 80s Amsterdam, Mum would charge 15 guilders
For groups of 15 builders
Mum's one of life's people pleasers,
Particularly the very well hung geezers.
Dad's been to 'The School of Hard Knocks,'
And while he was there, he sucked off all the big-boy's cocks.
