Dad’s bought a stripper pole
Made for a 3-year old
Many bogs-blokes' worlds collapsed,
After mum catastrophically prolapsed.
Dad's caught the attention of the morning primary school drop-off throng,
Dressed very simply in a micro-thong.
Your parents in gents-blokes horror-sex!
Mum on the fucks,
Dad on the sucks!
It’s a mystery as to why Dad didn’t expect the council to reject a
proposal he made: appoint him as ‘Primary Schools Willy Inspector’
To his mind, much like Martin Luther King
Dad also 'has a dream'
(although his is about showing kids his 'special thing'
and telling them it 'makes ice cream');
In the bogs, it's mum who "wears the trousers,"
As she organises blokes according to what's in their trousers.
Mum wants drunkards,
Up in her innards.
Dad's right at the other end of the scale,
From "normally sexually functioning male".
Dad’s getting sadder and sadder:
Every willy check, results come back the same: ‘nada’
