Mum's got carpal tunnel
Of her saggy fish funnel.
Twenty first century mum at the forefront of the 'arsehole of things';
Poo, wee, sperms, cattle carcases, and a kilo of 'fetid herrings'.
I may not be Archimedes,
But it's obvious you have all the sexual diseases.
Mum's been clear with the blokes since day 1:
It's "nil by cun",
All up the bum.
Dad not sure where to drip-spunk on bloke; eyes, nose. hair or ears?
For fucks sake, it hardly matters; bloke's been dead nigh on 20 years.
Dad's out wearing a sized thong,
That is morally wrong.
20 Greek blokes inside a horse a la the siege of Troy
But rather than the eponymous city, it's Mum's arsehole they're out to destroy
Bogs-blokes have taken a wrecking-ball,
To mum's poo-hall.
Over the years, mum's found the perfect bogs-party starter,
Is with a diarrhea and piss filled pinata.
Mum's new film "Mission Impenetrable,"
Contains scenes which are truly diabolical.
