Oh come on now gentlemen, let's not split hairs,
We'll panel your mum's shitter in, until it completely tears.
As the last bloke spunked, it seemed your mum's bum was off the hook,
Until who strode into the gents? Yep, massive-dicked BBC presenter, Barry Took.
In Euro 96, mum got the punters in with an England vs Germany themed 'Arsehole Shootout,'
In the end, the big German boys dominated in what turned out to be an appalling bum-rout.
despite the tremendous amount of laughing and jeering,
the sound of my anus tearing is all that i'm hearing.
Dad employs kidology,
To deflect from his interest in "kid-ogling." ?
Mum's twat from a distance (piss-seam frilly),
She's been in the woods fucking 'transients' willy-nilly.
it really can't be overstated
how many times your mum has been penetrated.
Jan 2nd and already blokes have been banging away with such intensity
That Mum’s arsehole has abandoned any pretence at structural integrity
Queen: Lying in State,
Mum: lying in a state.
Top of dad's wish list ,
Covered in piss and shit.
