After all these years, and all those fucks, it's a wonder your mum's not bitter,
There must be a God, I mean, what else, could rejuvenate her poor old shitter?
Post-prison bogs-blokes sex-starved,
Equals post-shift mum-halved.
Mum's lifelong work as a bogs-slut may unconsciously be an enactment of penis envy,
Dad just literally has penis envy.
Mum's in the tabloids, she once sucked off David Cameron,
Dad's just sucked off many, many, many men.
Queen: a lifetime on the throne,
Mum: a lifetime bent over the throne.
Mum's vag state: 'Dog's Dinner'
Dad's pric state 'borderline Inner'
It was when we were listening to Lynard Skynard,
That you finally dislocated my innards.
Far from innocuous,
Was the state of mum's undercarriage after entertaining infamous bogs-bloke, Steve "The Octopus."
Dad's personal tragedy,
Is the uselessness and thinness of his willy.
Endlessly refine my great bum-lineage
Until it resembles red/brown spineach.
