Be the prison sex-raffle prize.
Paint a slightly twee watercolour landscape featuring my prolapse
Mum doesn't have safe words for "slow down,"
When blokes are really heavily "potting her brown."
Mum's appearing on Dragon's Den,
Seeking investment for schemes in which she screws more men.
paeleontologist dad studies dinosaur dicks;
he wants to get fucked by an archaeopteryx.
what a relief!
there's a great big stinking cock under that fig leaf!
Mum's been entertaining the English heroes from the 2005 Ashes,
They've been using the thick end of their bats to fill up her back 'n' front gashes.
Your dad got confused during the vicar's tea,
he shat on the biscuits and dunked them in wee.
Dad's hanging around the beer halls of Munich,
He's heard that German Biker Gangs are quite keen on eunuchs.
Dad's checking 9/11 freefall trade centre footage, looking for 'squibs';
Although instead of really looking, he's thinking about kids.
