Re-chart my hairy territory
Start of shift, and blokes know the deal;
Nob away at mum and retrieve her last meal.
Mum's sole concerm,
Is willies that are big and firm.
Oh no!
Look away!
it's a 'movie-spoiler',
this advert shows your dad getting fucked by a steam boiler.
Mum's giving blokes a free spin,
On her poo-doom, fuck-bin.
Mum's crowdfunder for her 2024 bum-fest,
Has loads of blokes eager to invest.
After a particularly heavy night in the bogs, there seems to be a worrying amount of 'give,'
In what (I can only now tentatively describe), as your mum's 'shit-sieve.'
During dad's weird dinner consisting of monkey-mum shit pellet,
he pulled a hoover from his arsehole and motioned you to smell it.
Mum's cunt: Not alkaline, but acid,
Dad's prick: Incredibly shit, and flacid.
Let's all go down the bogs tonight, the bogs tonight, the bogs tonight,
Let's all go down the bogs tonight, you're mum's a fuck-for-a-pound.
Mum's got a stinking, wet
Poos-box bubble jet.
