Pass the sellotape,
My arsehole's agape.
Bogs-dieticians suggesting a high-fibre diet to budge,
Mum's enormous "poo-berg" of packed fudge.
Mum and about 85 blokes have just wrapped on a "video nasty",
But alas, mum's entire fee needed to pay for yet another "anus-o-plasty".
The world's biggest pricks queue up at the entrance to mum's bum-bum,
Dad's between-legs effort? An atom.
two wrongs don't make a right,
but two bigblokes' dongs would make dad's night.
It really grieves us, that your father's got no penis.
Dadโs had his groin tattooed with a kind of penile Trompe-l'ลil
To try and compensate for his total genital fail.
Dad's penis swamped and indistinct behind that pink child's plaster;
Foreign dignitaries with expressions that couldn't be more aghast(er).
Jessica Fletcher?
My huge one stretched her.
Mum's shitter now a field of poppies
Where bogs-bloke's deposit 'horror-sloppies'.
