Things that make you go 'Oh dear...'.
Dad's conflating the idea he has feminist principles,
With the fact he has tiny and dysfunctional genitals.
Your penis is thin,
And you're shit at everythin(g).
Charity shop Dad clutching a copy of Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince's 'Parents Just Don't Understand'
In hopes that this prop will convince kids to touch his shriveled genital gland
In the gents, blokes have developed a one-way system,
Taking them directly to mum, who's bent over the cistern.
Mum's TV concept: a lot like Robot Wars
Except the robots are solely designed to smash in her back doors
Author school text books
About bloke's 'poo-nooks'.
Your dad was left champing at the sexual 'bit',
after filling the bog with horror-dogshit.
Bog-bloke drones digging huge pit to deal with the run off,
(torrents of murky fluid from mum getting bum stoved off).
Dad's on LinkedThin,
Mum's on StovedIn.
Mum's now reached (through fucking) the lofty heights of Madam
Cos every man-jack (without booking), she's had em
