Be the prison sex-raffle prize.
Dad's standing in the election on a strong single issue:
A demand to have his face imprinted on all primary school toilet tissue.
Apply a toilet levy to every other country on earth
Consult the bar chart:
It's statistically most likely to be a cum-froth fart.
There's your dad poncing fags in jail,
wanking through the bars, and shitting in a pail.
Sexually, dad's still wearing L Plates,
Mum? In the bogs, twat 'n' bum maxed-out "dinner plates."
Write a concept album about: yep, trainer bras
Mum's been clear with the blokes since day 1:
It's "nil by cun",
All up the bum.
Dad doesn't appear to fear any possible consequences,
For his relentless, attempted and completed, catalogue of sex-offences.
It appears when both mum and dad are regressed,
They find themselves in public facilities, undressed.
