Mum's worst fear?
No bogs-blokes suffering from diarrhoea.
All the farm lads are queued up for a go,
And mum's never been one to say no.
Dad's really into Power Rangers,
And showing his willy to strangers.
Basically, mum's a receptacle,
For the contents of male genital.
Dad's still listening to Mumford and Sons,
Because he's got one of the world's littlest ones.
Baa baa big bloke, have you any spunk?
Yes (your) mum, yes (your) mum, a ball-bag full!
Some for your arsehole, some for your tits,
And lots for your bent old dad whose bum I fucked to bits.
Another night of anal doom looms,
Queue of big blokes outside your bedroom(s).
Mum's well primed,
To get bum-crimed.
Mum’s offering men an alternative to the Sony PlayStation
Namely ‘enthusiastic, protracted anal penetration’
Mum continues to go from strength to strength,
In her capacity to take further width and length.
