Mum plans to keep servicing blokes
Even after she croaks
Dad lying awake at night, endlessly relitigating old arguments,
About whether he can be said to have anything at all going on in either the "sexual" or "genital" departments.
With mum, the situation "downtown,"
Is moving beyond conventional noun.
Dad's right at the other end of the scale,
From "normally sexually functioning male".
Unconstructively criticise
My shit box and inner thighs.
The judge seemed impressed with dad's "imaginative array" of playground attendance excuses,
But conveyed a wish that he could find other ways to express his "creative juices."
On a day when various counties are officially recognising the state of Palestine,
Bum-docs have said they can no longer officially recognise the state of mum's behine.
Everyone's had a good look at dad's prick,
And unanimously agreed that it's not thick.
Pre-shift and mum's got nothing to lose,
But her poos.
