Mum is extremely critical,
If blokes are not thick-at-all.
Unfortunately, it was only after they had wed,
That mum realised dad was absolutely useless in bed.
Mum's got excellent 'reception'
Of bog-blokes genital section
Go on ‘Dragons’ Den’ and win the Dragons over by just pissing aggressively all over them
Emit a strong, high pressure jet of hot piss for 7 continuous hours
Bogs-bloke's struggling to gloss over,
What they've seen when mum bends over.
tied to a tree, bleeding from her bum....that's your mum.
No wait, it's your dad with a cunt stitched on.
Come end of shift, mum displays a distressing lack of control,
Over what's going in, coming out of, and generally going on around, her arsehole.
Mum's gives out "Well Done" smiley-face stickers,
To bogs-blokes who got in her knickers.
