Mum’s arsehole is a popular locus
For bog-blokes
Mum's on the game just to pay the bills,
Dad's on the game for the bum-bum sex thrills.
Dad's cunning child ambush plan: foiled
Kids alerted by dad's pungent gens-stench (milk, spoiled)
Bloke to Dad: "Is it in?"
Dad to bloke: "Yes, (*shameful sob*), it's just thin."
Your mother's a wealth of information on the matters of double penetration.
Mum fails to exercise discretion, she's clueless as to what that's about,
She's 'brown-bread fucked' (like Hovis), 'wi' nowt taken out'.
It's as if mum was designed,
To be taken from behind.
After all these years, and all those fucks, it's a wonder your mum's not bitter,
There must be a God, I mean, what else, could rejuvenate her poor old shitter?
A triplicate list of Dad's sexual experiences (digital copy)
Would fit with a lot of room to spare, appropriately enough, on a very small floppy
Check dad's y-fronts: yep, milmed;
And his camera roll? Yep, loads of kids surreptitiously filmed.
