Mum is the world's pre-eminent authority
On the subject of 'how to take it up the botty'
Police have accumulated an enormous amount of concerning data;
Relating to dad being a habitual inappropriate masturbater.
Is there nothing sacred or taboo,
In the world of mum's public loo?
Mum's internal dialogue,
Is a relentless repetition of "get fucked in the bogs, get fucked in the bogs..."
Disappointed dad feels that whenever he publicly gets his willy out,
There's either a lukewarm reception or a low turnout.
Mum loves a fat one - not your dad's (far from it), his shit-stained cock makes even rent boys vomit.
Mum's received a smorgasbord of colossal-farmhand gush
And now her arsehole and twat are a sloppy, indistinct mush.
It's January and mum's hitting the gym,
To work on a more bogs-hardy quim.
Mum’s ignoring
Medical advice to scale back the bum-boring.
Dad’s caused the local primary school to be taken into ‘special measures’
After successfully infiltrating the playground and showing some Y1s his ‘two special treasures’
