Bogs-therapists treating traumatised bogs-blokes hear a similar tale,
Descriptions of mum's twat: "empty tube of Pringles," flavour: "prawn and cocktail."
Every day, Mum
Lives by the verse before Ezekiel 23:21 .
dad finally won a game of scissors-paper-stone!
now it's his turn to have his piss-maker-blown!
Mum always wins first place gold,
Category, bogs-whore most frequently arseholed.
Just when you think things couldn't get any worse,
Mum goes and opens up her poo-purse.
The temperature in the bum-doc's consultation room did rise,
When it was tentatively suggested to mum that she consider a punter "downsize."
In 80s Amsterdam, Mum would charge 15 guilders
For groups of 15 builders
dad lay open-mouthed, motionless,
as down on his face gushed an ocean of piss.
Mum's liberally 'iced' like a French Fancy (Mr. Kipling)
After her daily bog-bloke willy-tripling
Dad's experienced a humiliating cock-flop,
While exposing himself at the Build-A-Bear Workshop.
