Fuck all there
Mum simply cannot endure, Piss without a strong odour.
Dadโ€™s a sort of modern day Peter Purves Except that rather than making kids happy, he makes them nervous
Come end of shift, the structural integrity of mum's poo-ledge, Is on a knife edge.
Dad? Sexually retarded. Mum? Bum-farmyarded.
Occasionally, mum reasserts the bogs ground rules: There needs to be pricks that are thicks, piss, and, of course, stools.
Disappointed dad feels that whenever he publicly gets his willy out, There's either a lukewarm reception or a low turnout.
Mum's poo-cellar, Is flooded by the spunk of fella.
Dad's subjecting himself to some really unkind self-talk, Concerning the appalling condition of his fuck-stalk.
When dad shows the spectrum kids his trouser gerbil, It usually makes them go non-verbal.
Mum's appearing on 'Noel's HQ,' For the tireless work she's done in the loo!
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