Mum's got an extremely liberal, positive attitude towards immigration policy,
Because it means more blokes turning up with potentially bigger willy.
Mum’s offering ‘free and open source’
Sexual intercourse
Furrow-browed bum-generals agree the situation is "grim and bad,"
Troops engaged with mum's arsehole have been heard to mutter "another Stalingrad."
Dripping with shit, yet no need to cry foul,
it's hardly the first time i've vacated my bowel
(on your face).
As a legendary bogs-slut, mum's open to passing on her wisdom and knowledge,
To younger bogs-sluts learning how to take the really large appendage.
Mum's launched her own brand of perfume; tonight down the gents, she was wearing it,
Funny smell...remarkably similar to loads of different blokes' shit.
Mum likes to dictate,
Where, on her, blokes urinate,
And defecate.
Bedroom prowess, hit and miss.
Items involved - shit and piss.
Penis? Doubt it.
Mum's cunt?
Grout it.
