Different shaped arseholes.
Mum finds it completely unacceptable,
Whenever there aren't multiple blokes using her as a spunk-receptacle.
Start of shift, and blokes know the deal;
Nob away at mum and retrieve her last meal.
Mum's organised a commemorative 'gun salute,'
Involving blokes firing their canon's up her poo-chute.
Mum's shitter now a field of poppies
Where bogs-bloke's deposit 'horror-sloppies'.
Bogs-slang #2568 a "Tina Turner,"
When mum's arsehole has reached maxed gurner.
Yes, mum's worked the oil rigs,
And, yes, the willies were bigs.
So comfortable is mum receiving a right old arseholing,
She'll often be bent over with a cuppa and on her phone scrolling.
Do a perfectly spherical poo
Dad heading to the playground, to try on his luck,
And offer parents a tenner, to lend him their kids for a fuck.
The temperature in the bum-doc's consultation room did rise,
When it was tentatively suggested to mum that she consider a punter "downsize."
