Mum is being absolutely sincere,
In her desire for blokes with beer diarrhoea.
Fresher bogs-sluts browse the Bogs-College curriculum,
Bouyed to see mum'll be teaching how to take the big lads up the bum.
Pornographic film distributers are exploring the ethics,
Of releasing mum's new movie "The Day Of a Million Pricks."
Dad's prone to periods of deep introspection,
About why exactly, he can't seem to maintain an erection.
Dad at customs, presenting his "downstairs",
Told, next time, state "nothing to declare".
Mum's ready for new year's, nude, al fresco;
She's having, as celebrated J-pop idol group Perfume sang, a "Chocolate Disco".
Bogs-blokes joy! For tis the season,
For festive fun in mum's nether regions!
Rewrite all famous songs featuring the word ‘kiss’ but replacing it with the word ‘piss’
Mum took a helicopter,
Dad's got a 'little flopter.'
