International Sex-Pest daddy in the dock about to get jailed,
Meanwhile mummy still in the gents getting unbelievably nailed.
Bogs-blokes have produced intricate diagrams,
Of mum's ploughed-to-fuck cunt-hams.
When dad considers the differences between adults and kids,
First to mind is that their willies are so much bigger than his.
BUY IT NOW
necrophiliac sandwich paste:
nothing ever goes to waste.
Mum: large and in charge,
Dad: petite and discreet.
Dad's captain,
Of Team Thin.
It's 2008 'Worlds Biggest Bucket Cunt Championships' Round 1: How many car tyres?
Your mum's already got 12 up there...she's off to a flyer!!
Dad prints his stationery in Comic Sans fonts,
Because he's a fucking dangerous nonce.
this morning, mum's having a bit of trouble sitting down.
she shouldn't have let Dennis Taylor use a real snooker cue to pot the proverbial brown.
Who better to conduct your mum's latest anal horror-sortie,
than former 'Top of the Pops' presenter, Tony Dortie.
