Dad's got another high score on Wordle;
Whilst being devastated in the turd hole.
Dad believes it's trendy,
To dress, behave and talk, all "sex-offendy."
Last night mum gave a masterclass,
In taking it repeatedly up the arse.
Look, you've fucking missed a bit!
I want to be completely covered in shit.
Dad makes the local nonce authorities squirm,
When his whereabouts is unknown during school half-term.
One would have thought mum wouldn't have so aggressively whore'd;
Immediately after slopping you out in the bin of the maternity ward.
Dad's sexual drives,
Ruin kids' lives.
whiffy poo:
stiffy for you.
swiftly, screw.
Waiting in the bogs queue, blokes know what beckons...
The prospect of ever sloppier seconds.
At times, mum's such a 'gaper,'
It can be tricky to use lavatory paper.
