Be the prison sex-raffle prize.
Your dad's 'Action Man' smooth between the legs,
and your mum?
Well, she's the sexual dregs.
If a thick bloke gets but a whiff of mum's brown,
She'll be on the fast train to Sore Bumhole Town.
Mum's issued a non-fungible token
For her 'artwork' entitled "Fitting Every Big Bloke In"
Mum's films rarely have a complex plot,
They're predominantly about her getting pummelled in the bot.
Despite horrific injury, she still refuses to use lube
That video of your mum's generated over a billion hits on YouTube
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necrophiliac sandwich paste:
nothing ever goes to waste.
Mum's new film 'Gents Bum Doom 7' reviews out!
Empire say: "It's full-tilt anal, no stalling!"
The Guardian: "It's as if taking big blokes was her calling"
The Sun: "Some scenes are truly appalling"
Butchers Monthly: "This poor old cow gets a proper mauling!"
Mum: bogs-slut champ,
Dad: wanker's cramp.
All over the floors and walls is a strange looking, organic shit-pottage,
Your dad's just had his arse fucked out by that bloke from River Cottage.
Alarmingly, bogs-observers believe mum may not have yet reached her sexual peak,
However, it's also noted that her activity may be curtailed by the near erosion of her poo-beak.
