Things wrong with it.
Mum's cajolin' For a "salad-bowlin.'"
Dad with a placard, demanding his rights, To mince up and down the high street in a push-up bra and tights.
Mum prefers her marmalade 'thick cut,' Because she's a filthy, dirty bogs-slut.
Siamese wrong-fest Two abreast sex pest
Mum's one of those old-school bogs-sluts, prone to to snobbery, Where it's all about up-the-arse and no cock-gobbery.
Mum: mostly does blokes without high standards Dad: exposes himself to bystanders
Your dad was left champing at the sexual 'bit', after filling the bog with horror-dogshit.
Bogs-blokes loved ones looking for last-minute gifts, Could do a lot worse than tickets for mum's famous All-night Xmas Shifts.
Dad: stuck in his 'man cave' (with foreign objects stuck in his 'man cave');
Many bogs-blokes' worlds collapsed, After mum catastrophically prolapsed.
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