Mum's bum finally approaching "nicely filled",
By bloke with prick like a child's bicycle.
In middle age, Dad's 'horn'
Resembles (in shape, smell, texture, colour and size) a 3-day old defrosted Iceland miniature prawn
Dad’s applying for research grants
Investigating the contents of small boys’ pants
Mum has to request extra luggage,
When flying with her butt pluggage.
tied to a tree, bleeding from her bum....that's your mum.
No wait, it's your dad with a cunt stitched on.
I don't wish to come across (your tits) as condescending,
But your father really needs to think about his persistent sex-offending
(plus all the blokes he's bending).
Mum's poo-cellar,
Is flooded by the spunk of fella.
Embarrassment father (museum trouser piss),
Attitude to penile-cleanliness:
Remiss.
Over the years, mum's arsehole has served with distinction,
But after last night's International Farmhand Bogs Convention, it's been declared 'close to extinction.'
Right now, live on ESPN,
Mum's getting arseholed by loads of men.
