Hedge-lurker dad catches a glimpse of kiddie-flesh,
And scampers off home for a wank-sesh.
Do a poo in the 17th century out of your bum in the present day, archaeologically excavate it and then flush it down the toilet.
It's never going to stay afloat,
your father's poorly designed shit and piss boat.
Even Dr Stephen Hawking
Was unable to explain the state of mum’s ’black hole’ after decades of relentless porking
Oh for goodness sake, not another,
Hardcore pornographic film starring your mother.
Nothing will be left to chance,
We'll call a fucking ambulance.
Messy scenes, as blokes no longer adhering to Covid protocol,
When attempting to access Mum's Xmas X-Hole.
Let's break open the Moët!
Mum's up for a night of wee and pooey!
in the gents last night, I could barely hear myself wipe, over the sound from the next cubicle: your mother bellowing "DESTROY MY SHITPIPE!!"
Dad's heading into Ladbrokes,
He's having a wild punt on himself finally getting pokes.
