Awooga, awooga, with his meat so big and juicy. Dad's getting buggered by record breaker Kris Akabusi.
Bogs-blokes holding a candlelit vigil,
Due to the loss of mum's area previously known as "vaginal."
At the bum-docs, mum's being economical with the truth,
When reporting both the sizing and number of blokes she's recently had up her poo-booth.
Mum's seeking to reclaim the narrative,
In the debate around her crapper any longer having any 'give.'
The church proclaimed a modern miracle at Lourdes,
When mum was, in a single night, 5000 times bum-whored.
Mum in the bogs is a lot like the movie "Speed",
Except instead of "driving a bus above 50mph", she's "engaging in sex acts which are very extreme indeed".
'Mater's in the billiard room having a round of anahl with the gardener'
You fucked Paul Scholes
(all the holes).
Dad feels really strongly,
That it's OK to do kids "wrongly."
smear my face with shit,
then fuck my mouth a bit.
