Dad's been hanging around kids swimming pool flumes,
But in his trunks, he came too soon,
(Also fucked by main character from Boon).
Important bloke mans the Bogs Control Tower,
Orchestrating traffic around mum's "arsehole-flower."
Dad's bought a job lot of used toilets;
But the police have come round to spoil it(s).
following last night, dad's new rule of thumb:
limit of five blokes at a time up the bumbumbum.
Here the crowd's great shouts of glee!
Your mum's been fucked by a JCB!
Bogs-blokes suspect mum may be on the spectrum,
Due to her myopic focus on being fucked in the rectum.
Dad's sexual performance: "Tears of a clown"
Mum's sexual preference: "Up the brown"
No one can ever really right the wrong,
Of dad's primary school Summer Fayre thong.
Mum's blurting out the most appalling foul language,
As she's made into a bogs-bloke sandwich.
Dad's outfit for Broadmoor nonce-wing party for Eurovision,
Will almost certainly result in an extension to his time in prison.
