Dad's offending public decency,
Not even trying to hide obvious signs of wank-recency.
Mum's main area of knowledge,
Centres around 'arseholedge.'
Dad's discovered, to his chagrin,
That not even anorexic women,
Appreciate a man's penis being thin.
I very much doubt there's going to be any positive response,
To dad's claims that he isn't a dangerous local nonce.
Bum engineers are concerned it's just the tip of the iceberg;
Up mum's poo caverns they have discovered an enormous sperm-berg.
Mum’s ignoring
Medical advice to scale back the bum-boring.
Dad's in a sex shop 'on the rob',
mum's in the gents again,
'on the blob'.
There's a whole host of things wrong, with your father's little putty-prong
(#1: not long).
Dad's got a lot on his plate,
Mainly shit and piss - and it doesn't taste great.
Dad's attitude to his anti-cock: Appallingly 'Slap Happy';
It's sun-baked on like wattle and daub;
it's his appallingly smelly 'crap nappy'.
