Oh, goodness me,
it's mum's twat circus (flea).
Mum's knackered old poo-flower,
Has extraordinary natural healing power.
When it comes to screwing,
Dad has literally no idea what he's doing.
Dad finds the local primary "sexually electric";
Good thing his willy's chronically "non-erectic".
Launch an internet hot piss streaming service
Mum's ragged quim,
Could really do with a little trim.
Mum's films rarely have a complex plot,
They're predominantly about her getting pummelled in the bot.
Mum's got,
*Really* bad crotch-rot.
Bogs-blokes are utterly devoted,
To ensuring that mum is spunk and poo coated.
Bogs-blokes are voting with their cox,
In mum's knackered old ballot box.
