Bogs-bloke's struggling to gloss over,
What they've seen when mum bends over.
Dad started seriously dressing up as a lady,
Since he fucked Channel 4's funny-poof Paul O'Grady.
Dad expresses his preference for kids,
By posting nurseries his old pants (with skids).
I'm off to see the new film starring Dame Judi Dench,
It's your mum's long-awaited bio-pic entitled 'The Trench.'
Like those of the cherubs of Bellini,
Dad's willy is weeny.
Reconcile with my prolapse
Dad’s wanked himself hypoglycaemic
From mum it’s a ‘thumbs down’
If a bloke fails to ‘pot the brown’
Dad was never going to get far,
Going out, dressed only in his learner bra.
You've been fucked by original 'Teflon Don', John Gotti;
His penis ineffectual like a dunked 'biscotti'.
