Upstream (like a salmon).
Mum's been nominated for an OBE,
For services to the public lavatories.
If mum's in a particularly filthy mood,
She will just eat "bloke-food."
There's high demand for mum's holiday snaps,
Featuring "bumhole fiesta", covered in dog craps.
Sick bags were reached for in the editing suite,
In the final cut of mum's film "Hot Lunch: All You Can Eat."
Go to your genitourinary clinic appointment with a banana, two plums and a tub of cottage cheese stuffed down the front of your pants
Scientists may have discovered possible life on Venus,
But no amount of study or research can locate dad's penis.
Mum's bent over in the bogs sipping on piña coladas,
Occasionally offering encouraging shouts of "go fuckin' 'arder."
Due to the amount of surgical reconstruction the entrance to Mum’s womb
Is somewhat akin to ‘Trigger’s broom’
20 Greek blokes inside a horse a la the siege of Troy
But rather than the eponymous city, it's Mum's arsehole they're out to destroy
Blokes: Happy New Year,
Mum: Happy Old Rear.
