April is indeed the cruelest month,
That big-bloke basically removed your mum's 'cunth.'
Strain.
Pain.
Stain.
...Again?
Around playgrounds he likes to linger
Dad’s knob less ‘baby’s arm’ and more ‘baby’s finger’
Mum's now performing extreme sexual favours
For cheesy dust at the bottom (spent Quavers).
Mum’s getting ‘plugged in the stink’
By former Celtic and Hull City striker Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink
Mum is extremely genial,
To those seeking to access her genitals.
Make a really big fuss
About the state of my anus
Dad's predatory threat is fabled,
Within the community of the catastrophically disabled.
Dad's watching grainy footage (8mm)
Of him in a playground fiddling with his penis (8mm)