Dad's sexual knowledge clearly woefully poor:
He has no understanding at all of what genitals are for.
At this stage, it's unlikely mum's going to be cured,
Of her addiction-like need to be arse-skewered.
Interfere with my senses, spacially;
And then brutally fuck me, facially.
It feels like giving birth, when you fill me with your girth.
In the playground today, dad further displayed his credentials,
As being both a danger to children and having very small genitals.
Dad's published a book of nursery rhymes
Which is more a laundry list of attempted sexual crimes
It's mum's arsehole,
And, yep, it's gone off egg roll.
Mum's coy little turn and wink,
Is the cue to begin Operation Blitzstink.
Mum rates 10/10
The experience of ‘being spunked on by many men’
Misguided 'Timberlake': your dad pissed a river,
the audience breathless: all of a quiver;
oh no, the finale': he shits out his liver
(weird peering scoundrels, hither and thither)
