Mum's cajolin'
For a "salad-bowlin.'"
Dad with a placard, demanding his rights,
To mince up and down the high street in a push-up bra and tights.
Mum prefers her marmalade 'thick cut,'
Because she's a filthy, dirty bogs-slut.
Siamese wrong-fest
Two abreast sex pest
Mum's one of those old-school bogs-sluts, prone to to snobbery,
Where it's all about up-the-arse and no cock-gobbery.
Mum: mostly does blokes without high standards
Dad: exposes himself to bystanders
Your dad was left champing at the sexual 'bit',
after filling the bog with horror-dogshit.
Bogs-blokes loved ones looking for last-minute gifts,
Could do a lot worse than tickets for mum's famous All-night Xmas Shifts.
Dad: stuck in his 'man cave'
(with foreign objects stuck in his 'man cave');
Many bogs-blokes' worlds collapsed,
After mum catastrophically prolapsed.
