In her pre-bogs youth, mum's bum was cute as a button;
Now, it's like rancid month-old minced mutton.
Blokes sending mum bumhole condolences, In Sympathy,
Fondly remembering it the size of orchestral timpani.
Usually 10p gets a 'Wham Bar' or 'Chomp',
but in this case complete access to your mum's 'horror-swamp'.
Mum gets in a right old grump
If she encounters a bloke not immediately ‘primed to pump’.
Let's open a book,
On how many blokes your mum took.
the kindest possible thing that could be written on your mum's gravestone:
"only quintuple penetration with no lube could make this jaded fuck-slave moan".
Dad's unable to find a willing sexual partner;
But finds toddlers a reliable penis hardener.
Dad's nano-genital never verified erect,
And everything else about them also incorrect.
With mum, the situation "downtown,"
Is moving beyond conventional noun.
