Dad's bad willy made him seek an engineer's opinion;
It's 'Penile linear actuator' (yep, rack and pinion).
When Shakespeare wrote "All the world's a stage...",
He was probably thinking of something like mum's nightly performance as a coprophage.
To most people, it's abundantly clear,
That between dad's legs, no erection will appear.
Interactions in the bogs rarely involve words,
Mainly grunts, moans and the exchange of dog-turds.
Whenever there's a round of layoffs,
Unemployed blokes hurry to the bogs, to cover mum with their knob-coughs.
Be obsequiously complimentary about my genitals
Mum's getting drilled by former Heavyweight champion Riddick Bowe;
(Enormous 4k distended horror-prolapse emerging in slo-mo).
Mainly, your father's seen as preferring blokes, y'know, a bit of a 'fairy,'
Except for that time he fucked warbling pop-twat, Mariah Carey.
your mum's friction burnt labia looks like a cleft pallet,
or a prime cut of beef that's been hit with a mallet.
It's a matter of some debate
If dad actually has the necessary equipment to procreate
