Mum's really anally slutty
for medium-sized chip-butty.
The very moment your mum became nude,
the punter became flacid, his demeanour, subdued.
Mum's slipped a disc,
During a game of 'Clitorisk.'
Mum has just been announced as Honorary President,
Of The Society for Preservation of Serviceable Bogs Dog Excrement.
Mum's bum is hosting a charity Antiques Roadshow Fuck Tournament,
In which blokes compete by inserting unusual artworks and ornaments.
Construct a sophisticated multi-level regression model of my prolapse
Dad's putting "Gorillas in the Mist",
On his "great wank list".
Mum's showing extreme impatience,
To be smeared with fresh shit from alsatians.
Mum's really cooking up a storm in the kitchen,
She's getting screwed by the Postman (and will probably need stitchin').
