Utterly destroy my arsehole.
Dad's been going round merrily telling everyone he'd managed an erection,
Sad really, his clinging to these Walter Mitty-style fictions.
Mum's been into urine gargling,
Since the days of Yuri Gagarin.
Mum's starting a campaign on Kickstarter,
To pay for reconstructive surgery of the farter.
Mum's produced a stunning photographic time-lapse;
Of hundreds of men prodding her fucked prolapse.
On the street for a quid it's whopper and chips,
in the slum with your mum, it's cun' and slit-dips.
dad finally won a game of scissors-paper-stone!
now it's his turn to have his piss-maker-blown!
Mum’s launching an urgent investigation
Into rumours that some blokes are considering the use of lubrication
Inevitably, the Annual Bogs Pumpkin Carving,
Wound up with mum getting a halvin'
Dad's formed an strong working alliance,
With prominent members of Extremely Thin Willy Medical Science.
Mum attracts the blokes with a foul anal secretion,
While dad appears to be a victim of "penis deletion".
