When your dad spunks,
It's always in his trunks.
Mum has this nagging sense,
She really must start using lubricants.
tend towards feelings of sadness and loss, gather together (male group penis toss)
It appears when both mum and dad are regressed,
They find themselves in public facilities, undressed.
At the village fete dad's burger stall seems to be creating a queue,
Might not be the case when they realise it's his own shit on the barbeque!
Last night, mum bogs rage-quit,
Shouting "not enough liquid shit!!"
Dad couldn't keep his hand off his cock,
When he heard about the case of Zackary and William Zulock.
Mum’s getting her ‘triple jab’
(Arsehole, mouth, badly packed kebab)
Dad's chief winter sexual thrill,
Is jamming his uthrea with a half sucked Strepsil.
Bum-docs are astonished at how mum's arsehole,
Has essentially become her geni-tol(e).
