Over the years, mum's arsehole has served with distinction,
But after last night's International Farmhand Bogs Convention, it's been declared 'close to extinction.'
Mum appears not to have even the most basic grasp of economics,
But she certainly knows what to do with "thicks".
Be prosecuted for criminal negligence after making your new negligee design out of highly flammable material and then burning down the factory by vigorously flouncing around in it
Oh dear,
dad's just had his cervical smear
(something of a pioneer).
Your dad's been seen having massive wank,
over a shit and piss riddled glastonbury effluent tank.
Mum's never been a 'sexual starver,'
She's always had plenty of fucks 'left in the larder.'
Mum's shitter: let's get agricultural,
Dad's penis: completely ineffectual.
From the bogs come cries mum is unable to stifle,
As yet another bigbloke turns her bum into a kind of shit/spunk trifle.
Your father sits and watches in a rubber balaclava
as squaddies turn your mum into a sticky cum-baklava
In the bogs, mum has no quarrels,
On giving up her basic morals.
