Aroused, doused, medically housed. The only way to see Ethiopia.
Darts-blokes are really letting fly,
At mum's golden bullseye.
Mum’s not into Sting-style sex (tantric)
Although she can carry on for many hours, she prefers multi-blokes (thick)
Mum's in the phonebox, shouting 'Doctor!' down the blower;
Bemoaning the state of her farm-hand induced vaginal 'Krakatoa'.
Mum: chasmal shit cabinet like a fucked Dim Sum;
Dad?
Ladbrokes, Wrexham.
It could be described as 'greedy'
Mum's ambition to contract every form of VD
Novice bogs-blokes are often painfully naive,
About the vast dimensions of mum's wizard's sleeve.
Mum appears unfazed,
At being permanently spunk-glazed.
There's your dad poncing fags in jail,
wanking through the bars, and shitting in a pail.
It's a guarantee that it's an activity that mum really does hold in extremely low regard;
Anything involving not being hammer-bummed by unfathomably-blessed-farm-hand-retard.
