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Your Mum's, 'Outdoor wee wee 3'.
Your dad's in the tool shed trying to crack one off,
Over a portrait from 1978 of broadcaster, Frank Bough.
It's always a long, drawn out battle,
to stop dad anally fucking cattle.
Dad’s stroking his ‘little fella’
To ‘The Story of My Life’ by Helen Keller
After your dads organ grinding recital,
it looked as if it had gone through a fucking spin cycle.
I'm off to see the new film starring Dame Judi Dench,
It's your mum's long-awaited bio-pic entitled 'The Trench.'
Dad's been spoiling the average Wimbledon-goers dream,
By infiltrating the catering facilities and interfering with the strawberries and 'cream.'
Mum's been comprehensively bespunked,
And her arsehole is completely defunct.
Let's all go down the bogs tonight, the bogs tonight, the bogs tonight,
Let's all go down the bogs tonight, you're mum's a fuck-for-a-pound.
Mum lectures to packed classes at Bogs-College,
Because she's a deeply respected bogs-slut, with many years of knowledge.
