render my rear useless with your creamy juices.
Mum's in the loos,
Getting ploughed by "low-IQs."
Bedsit dad listening to Smashing Pumpkins,
Because he's got a willy that's small and thins.
Mum's getting an absolute filling,
From Bournemouth Premier League player, Philip Billing.
Dad gets the heebie-jeebies,
If he hasn't had his daily quota of CBeebies.
Mum's on bogs-hols, smashed on sangria,
With several Spanish gentlemen hanging out of her rear.
His daily allowance of internet porn abandoned due to bandwidth,
your mum made your dad chew on her rancid cum sandwich.
Mum's oddly soupy vag not 'Jif Lemon Fresh'
Smells like amonia from a sewer in Marrakesh.
Mum’s receiving a seeing-to from former Egyptian foreign minister, academic and Secretary General of the United Nations, Boutros Boutros Ghali
...Anally
Post-prison bogs-blokes sex-starved,
Equals post-shift mum-halved.
