Bogs-blokes involved in an entrenched and bitter fued,
Over who goes first, up where mum pooed.
It’s beyond the whit of the world’s top bum-surgeon
To restore mum’s arsehole to a state even remotely resembling’virgin’
One blink and you missed 'em,
It's mum's arsehole, twat and perineum.
Mum continues to get bookings for disgusting low-budget porns
Despite the fact that her gens smell like 3-day old radiator prawns
Oh for fuck's sake,
Mum's been involved in an appalling bukkake
(she's been 'iced' like a five-tier wedding cake).
Mum always gets "bummed something terrible",
By blokes that are low-functioning and non-verbal.
Mum’s always pleased
To be multi-jizzed
Mum: mostly does blokes without high standards
Dad: exposes himself to bystanders
As an experienced anal porn star, your mum's seen it all,
She's been involved in films that left everyone appalled.
Her range is such that thinking of new scenes gets tougher,
No aesthetic dilemmas for daddy - he's a common or garden gay porn film fluffer!
Just when the other parents thought things couldn't get any worse,
There's dad at the school gates, dressed as a "sexy nurse".
