Mum remains disturbingly impassive,
Even when getting nailed by blokes that are absolutely massive.
Bogs-blokes have finally located 'the area from which mum doth go the toilet,'
And now they're going to furtherly spoil it.
It's an absolute poo-circus,
In and around mum's anus.
Oh what a dreadful blunder!
Your mum's done a really rough bum-curry-chunder.
At the orgy of TV detectives,
Your eyesight was not defective,
You went and got your mini Kodak,
When your dad went down on Theo Kojak.
Your dad really couldn't be sexier,
Considering he has 'penal-anorexia.'
On sunny days, blokes hang outside the gents, stick on a BBQ,
And mum'll be inside getting a good skewering over the loo.
Bogs-marketing stats show mum's most in demand,
From the demographic sector "low cognition farmhand."
Mum's arsehole looking like the inside of a cement mixer
After full day in the bogs with blokes (thicser)
Dad claims his "truth" is that he's simply the kind of person,
Who needs to show his willy to children.
