Do a poo in the 17th century out of your bum in the present day, archaeologically excavate it and then flush it down the toilet.
Mum permanently wears the scents,
Of the public gents.
Dad's wild gesticulations at the morning school traffic,
Can be universally translated as pornographic.
Here's the good news!
I refuse to use lubes!
Your father's continued preoccupation with fucking disabled stoats is matched only in horror with his catching liquid shit in gravy boats
(from blokes).
Mum: Entirely doused in wees
Dad: arrested after writing on census under 'sex': "child please"
At the end of the day, when all's said and done,
Who's still there in the gents?
Good old mum.
There's been heavy polling,
In favour of giving mum a proper "arseholing."
paeleontologist dad studies dinosaur dicks;
he wants to get fucked by an archaeopteryx.
Mum's in the bogs every night doing bum-stunts;
Dad? Claims (implausibly) that he "did sex once"
