Strike! Mums left perma-scowling,
After a strenuous game of ten prick bowelling.
Dad's advertising lessons in striptease,
For the under threes,
(and is shocked at the lack of registerees).
Mum has an extensive, far-reaching army of talent scouts,
Seeking blokes from all over the world with willies large enough to satisfy her poo-spout.
Local blokes hooked up to a GPS tracker,
And summoned when mum's arsehole approaches category: 'slacker.'
Dad's latest excuse,
Is that he "just really likes child abuse".
dad's bum: wrenched.
mum: cum-drenched.
thirst quenched.
Mum refuses to end a bogs shift unless convinced,
That all blokes have had their nuts completely rinsed.
Dad would be about as much use as an inflatable dartboard,
If he ever got a chance of a go at a lady's "stinky fartboard."
It may well point to a wider societal issue,
How your father has spent a lifetime collecting his own pathetic, wank-tissues.
