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Dad's on his sixteenth connecting flight to the heart of Beijing; To rendezvous with a specialist on blokes with '
cock like bee sting
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Mum's bent over in the bogs sipping on piΓ±a coladas, Occasionally offering encouraging shouts of "go fuckin' 'arder."
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It's the pits; Head to toe smothering in liquid guinness shit(s).
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In the gents, there's no hard and fast rules, Mum simply wants loose and fast stools.
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Dad's literary agent thinks he could be the AnaΓ―s Nin Of the child-obsessed and genitally thin
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Mum'll take a pummel
where it's farty,
For a single 90s promo blue smartie.
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Mum's a perennial bogs-favourite despite a strong physical resemblance to a melted waxwork of Who frontman Roger Daltrey Dad's trouser portion: a charitable description would be 'paltry'
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your mum has been described, by those that have seen her, as;
a 'fleshy jizz sock',
a 'spoiled meat hole',
and 'chunky old cortina'.
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Dadβs lurking by the bins behind Lidl Hoping to catch a stray lost child kid-fiddle
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Dad's doing his morning rounds, Of the local playgrounds.
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