Faces, and then shit and piss.
Distressed blokes caught an eye-full,
Of mum's appalling Xmas arse-bowl trifle.
System dump
My fucked poo-sump.
The middle east situation may be volatile and unpredictable,
But it's always a safe bet that mum's bent over in the bogs, enthusiastically "prickable"
isn't it ace,
when i piss on your face?
urinary shower disgrace.
Oh fuck!
My head's stuck
(welded tight: faecal muck)
Mum has made herself so roundly available,
That her status as world number one bogs-slut, is unassailable.
Queues outside the gents bogs have decreased since,
Mum was forced to have her annual anal rinse.
Mum's a master of the dark arts,
Of diarrhoea infused fanny-farts.
Available now on DVD!
Your Mum's, 'Outdoor wee wee 3'.
What's the reported public indecency?
Dad's ring plundered with disturbing frequency.
