Staple me onto your crotch.
Mum's poor old battered ring,
Getting a good "baby battering".
Dad's in a sex shop 'on the rob',
mum's in the gents again,
'on the blob'.
Mum loves nothing more than a well-hung ‘sparky’
Putting his ‘toolbox’ up her ‘khaki’
In the bedroom you mum has to giggle,
It tickles her inside when those gerbils wiggle.
Mum's smashed on Stellas,
Then bum smashed by loo-fellas.
Mum mega like:
Gang of blokes doing anal "crowd strike".
Your dad's at the porn flicks (cock out, milk bottled),
Blokes queue up to rinse his ring (from disease, oddly mottled).
I'm covered in your diarrhea,
And soon to have your gonorrhea.
Press F to pay respects to my genitals
On the first bus of the morning after another night in the bogs, mum reaches for her bus pass,
And experiences a Proustian moment of realisation, as all the spunk dribbles out of her arse.
