Mum buds in, listening to Kneecap,
While a procession of wide blokes stagger in and pump where she crap.
Dad is peerless,
In his pursuit of the hairless.
In the spirit of completism,
Mum seeks to empty every last bogs-bloke entirely of their jism.
Mum's absolute favourite treat,
Is when thirty or forty blokes give her a catastrophic bum-defeat.
despite the tremendous amount of laughing and jeering,
the sound of my anus tearing is all that i'm hearing.
Mum’s offering ‘free and open source’
Sexual intercourse
Mum's cunt: Not alkaline, but acid,
Dad's prick: Incredibly shit, and flacid.
Bum-paleos claim that, in the far distant past,
Mum may once have had a conventional arse.
Mum's internal dialogue,
Is a relentless repetition of "get fucked in the bogs, get fucked in the bogs..."
Mum's getting drilled by former Heavyweight champion Riddick Bowe;
(Enormous 4k distended horror-prolapse emerging in slo-mo).
