Dadโs had his groin tattooed with a kind of penile Trompe-l'ลil
To try and compensate for his total genital fail.
Dadโs reading Nabokov
With his trousersov
Mum's perineum,
Has been fucked into the Perineum Museum.
Mum's ticked the section in the census,
Denoting she does anal for fifty pences.
Dad's got one of the most notorious "thins",
And he keeps typing "boys' gymnastics" into search engines.
Mum in gent's free-for-all, blokes come and go as they please, fair chance she's now got every sexual disease.
Once again, dad's on sex-pest parole,
In his bedsit flat, listening to Snow Patrol.
It's been a tough day at the office,
For mum's orifices.
Dad's doing his morning rounds,
Of the local playgrounds.
Emit a strong, high pressure jet of hot piss for 7 continuous hours
