I shit into your father's ideas then scooped the cum out of your mum's arsehole and forced it into your dad's favourite auntie's arsehole.
What's dad given up for Lent?
Certainly not spunking. He's impotent.
There is very little left intact,
Your anal canal has been thoroughly attacked.
Urinate into your own mouth
Mum is the world's pre-eminent authority
On the subject of 'how to take it up the botty'
Mum's latter years pièce de résistance,
Is that her shitter has absolutely no resistance.
In her younger days Mum made a pretence of wanting romance, conversation and what-not
Nowadays the 'looking for' section of her profile simply reads 'unrelenting pumping of the bot-slot'
There's usually a bloke with a great wide "digger",
Round the other side of mum's frigger.
Mum's sent out beautiful hand-written invites,
For a special bogs-evening in which she promises to waiver her basic human rights.
