Fuck all there
On a routine, daily basis, Mum probably consumes about 8 kilo of human faeces.
Mum's published a rather fascistic charter, Detailing the specifics of how blokes should screw her up the farter.
Harvest my arse dregs In dystopian poo-kegs.
Mum's getting drilled by former Heavyweight champion Riddick Bowe; (Enormous 4k distended horror-prolapse emerging in slo-mo).
When your mum's loitering in town, it's guaranteed some bloke'll pot the brown; And in her shit, drown.
Mum’s ’bum dot matrix’ Only accepts prix that are thix
At times, mum's such a 'gaper,' It can be tricky to use lavatory paper.
All dad's attempts at sexual intimacy have been utterly slapstick, And that's before we factor in a prick that's so unthick.
In the mathematical world it's quite sensational Dad's been awarded the Fields Medal in topology for 'having a penis which is literally one-dimensional'
Some might describe it as careless, For dad to turn up at the kids trampoline centre, braless.
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