Dad: barely existing on society's margins
Mum: loudly insisting on society's large 'uns
Mum rapidly "gets a bit narky",
If not "riddled up the khaki".
Dad's broken all kinds of health and safety regs,
With his market stall selling "Easter Dog-Eggs."
Mum's been entertaining the English heroes from the 2005 Ashes,
They've been using the thick end of their bats to fill up her back 'n' front gashes.
Dad's been spoiling the average Wimbledon-goers dream,
By infiltrating the catering facilities and interfering with the strawberries and 'cream.'
Go to your genitourinary clinic appointment with a banana, two plums and a tub of cottage cheese stuffed down the front of your pants
Mum's listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for world record anal bogs squirter,
As witnessed, in person, by BBC programme Record Breakers' Norris McWhirter.
In a tribute to ‘Titanic’ mum’s urging blokes to ‘frost me like one of your French fancy cakes’
Kicking off an unusually spirited round of bukkakes
I've seen various different things, that point to your dad's appreciation of 'bumhole bingo wings';
Serving life for incorrect usage of turdis-slings, amongst other things.
It's a total sham;
this isn't my bum diagram.
