Ideas.
Mum's one of the favourites to win this year's 'Sex-Factor,' Dad in lowly bedsit room measuring his prick with compass and protractor.
Mum's privates, Are more accurately described as 'publics.'
Mum and the blokes have come to terms: 1lb of dogshit- 1 bumful of sperms.
After visiting the Willy Clinic Open Day on 'Size and How to Improve,' Dad was told his situation was particularly complex given his genitals are "effectively smooth."
a small goat, a french horn, and a picture of King Lear: the most interesting items i've found in your rear.
Hi, just keeping you posted, Your mum's down the homeless shelter, getting spit-roasted.
Mum's been nominated for an OBE, For services to the public lavatories.
Mumโ€™s not really bothered about revelations of kleptocracy As long as she continues to get it up the bot-slotty
Uh oh, mum's been ploughed, By the really big-willied crowd.
Everyone stood around your mum was really rather astounded, It was alarming how many blokes she took and just how hard she was pounded.
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