"your country needs you! for an anal fisting."
quick as a flash, dad's enlisting.
When mum invites you round 'for a curry',
It's basically code for 'drown in poo slurry'.
Mum will never throw in the towel
Even with 3 in the bum and three in the ‘growl’
Dad's spent months touring Clwyd,
Attempting to emit a milky fluid.
Inspired by 'Spem in Alium', the 40-part choral motet by medieval composer Thomas Tallis
In 'Sperm in Analium' your mum impressively ingests a total of 40 phallus
(including the reserve team of Crystal Palace)
In her distinguished career, mum has gone a long way to debunk,
The myth that there is a limit to ingesting spunk.
Dad's 'erection,'
Simply lacks any conviction.
Dad's sexual performance: "Tears of a clown"
Mum's sexual preference: "Up the brown"
Mum's been requested to take part in the very latest MORI poll,
Focusing on the views of those with: arsehole like salad bowl.
Bum-docs hold up "the area from which mum produce stool,"
As academically and medically, the exception to the rule.
