The area from which mum plops,
Resembles a bowl of Coco-Pops.
Mum's lifelong work as a bogs-slut may unconsciously be an enactment of penis envy,
Dad just literally has penis envy.
father's had his flop-on cryogenically suspended;
everyone that's seen it's been massively offended.
Mum's giving something back and doing a charity bum-fun fuck in the gents tonight for free,
3 quid on the door (all proceeds go to the Arsehole Unit at the QMC).
((please give generously)).
Dad banned from Thorpe Park's log flume,
Due to repeated unwelcome appearances of his "little mushroom".
Much like the Dutch national football team in 1984, your dad's got a Ruud Gullet and, despite containing 11 blokes, fails to score.
Ball control: poor
Mum's got a part time cashier position at her local Menzies
But has smothered the till in her shit and clotted menses.
Mum and the blokes have come to terms:
1lb of dogshit- 1 bumful of sperms.
The area from which mum goes "pooey,"
Looks and smells like a gone off old carton of chop suey.
