Dad's set up a really abysmal OnlyFans
Centred around his disappoint-a-glans.
Mum's not happy!
She's just re-contracted a nasty dose of the clappy!
Mum taking anally 8 blokes (don't fitty-fitty).
It's just cocks aiming for somewhere (it's shitty-shitty).
According to bogs folklore,
Mum's arsehole used to produce Tesco's own-brand coleslaw.
Dad’s a strong supporter of Microsoft
Due to his willy being micro, and soft
In Mum’s experience, members of socioeconomic class ABC1
Are unlikely to have, or be able to effectively wield, a ‘big ‘un’ .
Mum permanently wears the scents,
Of the public gents.
Careers fair stand B - Lindt, master chocolatiers.
Oldest profession's next door; your mum with cocks in her ears.
Let's all go down the bogs tonight, the bogs tonight, the bogs tonight,
Let's all go down the bogs tonight, you're mum's a fuck-for-a-pound.
Mum is sexually battle hardened,
Dad? Never sexually hardon'd.
