Dad claims "visual impairment,"
When it comes to the issue of pubic hair amount.
It's ironic to find that your favourite tipple,
Is the pissy blood-spunk dribbling from your mother's nipple.
Dad quite rightly denied possibility of parole
After arrest for his invention: the ‘dolls house gloryhole’.
Mum just tries to stay 'zen,'
When she's taking on lots and lots of men.
What's the weirdest place you've fucked your dad before?
I know, it's the aisle in the supermarket where they keep the coleslaw!
All dad's attempts at sexual intimacy have been utterly slapstick,
And that's before we factor in a prick that's so unthick.
Dad's experiencing toxic shock:
His immune system has finally rejected his nano-cock.
Messy scenes, as blokes no longer adhering to Covid protocol,
When attempting to access Mum's Xmas X-Hole.
Your dad's late for today's hospital appointment (he's a pre-op),
He's still in bed asleep lying in his own slops.
Dogshit-guzzler mum has an iron constitution,
Plus, she's a stalwart in the field of bogs prostitution.
