Horror-father's wrong cock (pierced minutia gland),
trying (in vain) to make it hard is, for the forseeable, all that's planned
(numb hand).
While blokes execute advanced fuck-techniques upon mum's poo-groove,
Dad has yet to master even the most rudimentary sexual move.
Of servicing big blokes, mum is definitely guilty.
Dad's crimes? Willy small, weird and "wilty".
What's in mum's summer plans?
It's farmhands!
Mum's never recognised any downside,
To her being continuously and ruinously "brown-eyed."
More oft,
Than not,
Blokes opt,
For mum's bot.
Huge bag of frozen peas up her twat,15 Linda McCartney Lasagnes up her arse (she's struggling to stand),
That's right you guessed it...Mum's been to Iceland!
Dad's put the contract out to tender;
"Wanted: deaf, blind, massive-bummed bender
(preferably, a convicted sex offender)".
Dad thought he'd try his luck with online dating,
Oh-no though, he's listed his only interest as 'genital cheese-grating.'
Dad strode into the "Thickest Penis in Town" competition feeling perhaps prematurely proud,
He left only several minutes later, under a familiarly dark cloud.
