Upstream (like a salmon).
Your father's (very remote) chances of getting some 'between the sheets time',
would have marginally improved had his cock not been suspended in brine.
Dad's been hanging around kids swimming pool flumes,
But in his trunks, he came too soon,
(Also fucked by main character from Boon).
There is very little left intact,
Your anal canal has been thoroughly attacked.
Pre-shift and mum's got nothing to lose,
But her poos.
in the bedroom, mum is 'dicktutorial'.
meanwhile, dad's style is more 'funereal'.
Bogs-blokes very much believe in Him,
Because He put on earth mum's arsehole and quim.
Dad's always got some new plan hatching,
For snaring those with no pubic thatching.
Let's all go down the bogs tonight, the bogs tonight, the bogs tonight,
Let's all go down the bogs tonight, you're mum's a fuck-for-a-pound.
Tales of the Unexpected -
Your prick, finally erected.
Mum's had every type of group sexual experience
From 'Riverdance'
To 'Deliverance'
