Things that make you go 'Oh dear...'.
It's on your face and chin and it's loads of spunk; Dad's willy's dribbly, and you're on the bottom bunk.
Mum’s arsehole is a popular locus For bog-blokes
Mum’s ignoring Medical advice to scale back the bum-boring.
Dad: grotesque pecan; Mum: week-old-flan.
It was fate, I suppose, that led me to discover, I could fit my entire body up the twat of your mother.
‘Careless piss-pers’
Be the subject of a Netflix documentary claiming you’ve done over 1000 pisses
Your dad was quite daring, enveloping that wrongbox ballbearing (everyone in Asda: staring).
Mum's navigating the currently rough economic seas by carefully managing her hedge funds, Dad's hoping to raise a few quid by sucking off Noel Edmonds.
BUY IT NOW necrophiliac sandwich paste: nothing ever goes to waste.
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