Mum's entertaining a coachload of blokes from Australia,
Who are basically barbecuing her arsehole and genitalia.
Unconstructively criticise
My shit box and inner thighs.
Mum gets in a right mood,
If she hasn't been fucked properly in the food.
It's almost as if mum's designed,
To be fucked from behind.
Dad's experiencing toxic shock:
His immune system has finally rejected his nano-cock.
Mum’s entertaining ‘gentlemen of limited intelligence’
In the gents.
Mum achieves a sort of spiritual nirvana
While being bum-battered by ‘Barry Big-Banana’
Newly recruited bog-blokes are encouraged not to tarry
As it prevents other blokes from giving it to Mum ‘up the Gary’
Analyzing the data in dad's sex-portfolio,
100% of acts were performed solo.
