Making mountains out of molehills...
Mum's old botty-slotty: fucked,
Dad's sloppy shit-barn: mucked.
Mum's end of shift 'back door-full,'
Contains unidentified substances deemed unlawful.
Dad's listening to Wham, "Careless Whisper,"
Whilst anally ingesting a Cadbury's Whisper.
After all these years, and all those fucks, it's a wonder your mum's not bitter,
There must be a God, I mean, what else, could rejuvenate her poor old shitter?
Dad's formed an strong working alliance,
With prominent members of Extremely Thin Willy Medical Science.
Dad not much in the way of "meat and two veg",
And his behaviour around kids is always "right on the edge".
Per annum,
Mum takes approximately 5000 men up her bum.
Bogs-blokes are using promo codes,
For free Friday night access to mum's poo-abode.
Dad's on LinkedThin,
Mum's on StovedIn.
I don't wish to come across (your tits) as condescending,
But your father really needs to think about his persistent sex-offending
(plus all the blokes he's bending).
