Mum in gent's free-for-all, blokes come and go as they please, fair chance she's now got every sexual disease.
Close call for dad, walked in on leering at gymnastics vids;
30 seconds later, would have been caught "white handed", wanking over kids.
Mum's arsehole is far from the Sistine Chapel,
After a night of performing the "cistern grapple."
the 34th Bogsmen regiment are 'honouring' Mum with their '21-gun salute'
A process which leaves her arsehole looking like mid-80s Beirut
Dad went with high hopes to the Chelsea Flower Show,
But was ejected from the premises for attempting to display his 'brown flower-'ole.'
Dad's experiencing toxic shock:
His immune system has finally rejected his nano-cock.
Dad prefers kid's poo
to Switch 2.
Carpet bomb the arse with more shit, piss and cum,
then investigate things further with this transparent speculum.
Passersby offering dad condolences,
When he removes his trousers and pantses.
There's your father's extraordinarily poor penis;
It's like something from a different planet
(high gravity, Venus).
