Faces, and then shit and piss.
please send the chef my complements,
he saved me the bother of doing your mum in the gents.
Mum's got excellent 'reception'
Of bog-blokes genital section
Bogs-blokes are really making inroads,
Into mum's innards.
Dad's fashioned himself as some kind of bogs conscientious objector,
But the simple fact of the matter is, his willy is a non-erector.
with her prehensile twat, mum regularly keeps crowds of men in thrall;
poor old dad can't get it up at all.
The future may be uncertain
But mum will almost certainly require an anal suture for bum hurtin’
Your dad's the cum-sponge at the festive bum-party.
Most copious depositor is actor Todd Carty.
Dad sex attempt: Abort! Abort!
Penis error #71: it's thin & short.
Mum's considered almost certainly on the spectrum,
Due in part, to her unerring focus on all things 'rectum.'
In her younger days Mum made a pretence of wanting romance, conversation and what-not
Nowadays the 'looking for' section of her profile simply reads 'unrelenting pumping of the bot-slot'
