After the A-bomb dropped, they came crawling from the rubble: many men, plus your mum (with radioactive cunt-stubble).
In the 90's it all got rather surreal,
When your mum and dad were both fucking Eastenders' Ian Beale.
Dad's been hanging around branches of Ann Summers,
Browsing in the section of the shop aimed at 'bummers.'
It's always incredibly hit or miss,
Whether or not you locate the clitoris.
your dad gets through plenty of loo roll,
wiping cum from his fusty brown poo hole.
Mum’s bog-bloke ‘meet-cute’
Is always ‘in the bogs while being violently rammed up the poo-chute’
Uh oh, mum's been ploughed,
By the really big-willied crowd.
this morning, mum's having a bit of trouble sitting down.
she shouldn't have let Dennis Taylor use a real snooker cue to pot the proverbial brown.
Dad recorded a single of that time he spunk-farted,
And according to Bruno Brooks' Top 40 Countdown Show...it charted!
Blokes have been unable to make even rudimentary maps
Of the area where mum craps
Due to frequent and catastrophic arsehole collapse
