It's Halloween, a night when the ghosts and ghouls,
Of long-lost bogs-blokes haunt mum's bowels.
Mum's noted, over the years,
That visiting bum-pilgrims and anal sightseers,
Either erupt in euphoric cheers,
Or break down in their private tears.
Dad's ramming his stinking man-meat
In a chatGPT simulated shit-pleat.
Your mum's never gents-shy, in fact tonight she's in there again,
At least in years to come she'll be able to say 'I was fucked by many, many men.'
Update on 2008's 'Biggest Bucket Cunt Championships' - your mum through to the final!
On no though! She's been disqualified for an act deemed 'crim-anal!'
Mum's planning to spend Valentine's
With many men taking her from behind
I got a strange sense of deja vu
when I heard your mum was giving free fucks in the loo.
Mum's attitude is very much one of "can do,"
When it comes to being completely covered in man-poo. ?
Dad's consistently bottom ranking,
In "having a cock worth wanking".
Bogs-blokes have a strong hunch,
That it was sweetcorn mum had for lunch.
