Dimensional portal-tear piss.
Dad's out in his shellsuit and Hi-Tecs,
Along with his willy that never erecs.
Don't spoil it;
it's just your mum being done in the toilet.
The clock is ticking,
On dad's willy ever thickening.
The nightly bogs-shift checklist has been ticked:
Mum ??
Dogs-mess ??
Blokes "thicked" ??
The farmhands are all having a "big cock-off",
And the winner gets to "sledgehammer mum's lock off".
When your mum's in the gents there's always such a busy kafuffle
Weird really, considering her cunt resembles a bucket of butchers offal.
Bogs crimes against mum considered heinous,
But at least she's receiving loads that are proteinous.
This Black Friday
Mum’s offering groups of 10+ blokes a 50% discount on ‘getting their end away’
Dad's been forced into releasing several public denials,
That he features heavily in the Epstein files.
Seek multiple rounds of venture capital funding before floating my poo on the stock market
