An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar
And join the queue of 57 other blokes outside the bogs wherein resides your mama,
wearing only her bra.
Several coach loads of bloke tourists from Mozambique,
Have fundamentally changed mum's poo-beak.
Be the subject of a Netflix documentary claiming you’ve done over 1000 pisses
Mum's producing a weird, brown fondant,
From her cunt.
Half a pound of massive bloke's cock, Cunt the size of a salad bowl, That's the way your mummy goes,
Pop! Goes her arsehole!!
Mum is being absolutely sincere,
In her desire for blokes with beer diarrhoea.
Mum's throwing a "no loads barred" bogs bumsex party,
Guest of honour? Yep, it's Saikat Chakrabarti.
Bogs-queen mum's decked out in her finery:
Enough shit and piss to run a "shit and piss refinery".
Mum's knackered old poo-groaner,
Has definitely had a few previous owners.
Mum's on bogs-hols, smashed on sangria,
With several Spanish gentlemen hanging out of her rear.
