Many bogs-blokes' worlds collapsed,
After mum catastrophically prolapsed.
Mum's listening to 'All the Young Dudes' by Mott the Hoople
(an appropriate soundtrack to a willy-quadruple)
Currently trending on Twitter:
Some bogs-bloke has finally ended mum's shitter.
Father's penis unbelievably small,
Almost as if there's nothing there at all.
Mum always "comes in clutch,"
Just when it *looks* like it might be too much.
Mum's done so many bogs-bendovers,
Her arsehole looks like a right dogs dinner (leftovers).
Politics Dad launching another of his Parish Council bids
His platform this time? ‘Free ‘health examinations’ for all kids’
Dad knows it's a tough gig,
Having a willy that's not very big.
Mum can no longer sit,
After a busy day entertaining staff and customers in the car park of Kwik Fit.
living in constant fear,
of your dad's promise to gape my rear.
