Dad grows increasingly discontent
With his girl- and boyfriends as they approach the age of consent
In 80s Amsterdam, Mum would charge 15 guilders
For groups of 15 builders
For Christmas, mum's getting the new album by Michael Bublé,
And not only that, she'll be getting a festive big-blokes willy-doubly!
Mum recalls the nights watching BBC Ceefax,
Post-shift waiting for her arsehole to relax,
From being at completely 'max.'
His daily allowance of internet porn abandoned due to bandwidth,
your mum made your dad chew on her rancid cum sandwich.
Weather report: 'polar front';
it's emanating from your mum's arctic cunt.
Mum’s quite prolific
In terms of handling pric
Kick my prick off violently with your steel toe-cap booted-foot,
immediate incineration - leaving a kind of penile soot.
Dad’s ‘love baton’
Would in Spanish be described as ‘del mismo tamaño que el de un ratón’
please send the chef my complements,
he saved me the bother of doing your mum in the gents.
