Squirty.
Dad's favoured material for a wank? Yep, it's the diary of Anne Frank.
I'm very much betting, That dad's still bedwetting.
Mum feels starved like Bobby Sands, Unless comprehensively nailed by low functioning but enormously well-hung farm-hands.
They say "The battle of Waterloo was won on the playing fields of Eton," But for mum, the battle of "working the loo" was learnt in a 1970s public toilet in Nuneaton.
Mum's 'bum cycling' but what's caught in the spokes? It's loads of shit and piss, origin: gents-blokes.
it isn't painless, when you terrify my anus.
Dad's canal towpath flashing victims have got the giggles, At the sight of his maggot that barely wiggles.
banging dad's slack shitpipe is a constant worry. one wrong move could lead to a storm of slurry.
dad's bum: wrenched. mum: cum-drenched. thirst quenched.
Dad expresses his preference for kids, By posting nurseries his old pants (with skids).
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