When blokes come round to stove her, mum gets rhythmic (bossanova).
Men feed and clothe her.
When Shakespeare wrote "All the world's a stage...",
He was probably thinking of something like mum's nightly performance as a coprophage.
Dad's attempt to "disrupt the sex toy industry",
Not going well: microwaveable sex bum suspiciously "Findus-y".
Dad's been left in a competitive rage,
After entering the 'Prick-Tennis' Championships and getting knocked out at the semi-stage.
With more passengers than Bridgnorth's lenticular railway,
your mum's been ridden by Bryan Cant and the whole cast of Playaway.
Dad is peerless,
In his pursuit of the hairless.
Dad's irredeemably criminally minded,
Always scheming to get little boys "behinded".
Steady as she blows.
Who's next.
Fuck knows.
Mum's the local receptacle,
For all the local testicle.
Usually 10p gets a 'Wham Bar' or 'Chomp',
but in this case complete access to your mum's 'horror-swamp'.
