Update on 2008's 'Biggest Bucket Cunt Championships' - your mum through to the final!
On no though! She's been disqualified for an act deemed 'crim-anal!'
What's dad looking at there on his screen?
Why, it's some of the strongest child abuse material that has ever been seen.
Mum can competently play a vuvuzela,
Out of the place she has poo-poo failure.
Win the gold medal in the long distance pooing event at the Paris Olympics
Dad's been preparing Sunday dinner all week,
It's a lovely bum-induced 'bubble and squeak!'
Dad = transvestite,
Mum = 'bucket-fanny-not-tight.'
Dad's crown jewels,
Are akin to those of pre-schools.
Mum refuses to 'go thin,'
Hence her 'butcher's bin.'
Dad’s ’reconstruction of the shooting of JFK’
Is him wanking in the bushes on the grassy knoll overlooking the area where kids play
In his sexual journey, dad's very much "dropped anchor,"
As a playground/primary school wanker.
