Dad asked to leave parents evening,
Due to his enquiries about other children along with heavy breathing.
Newly recruited bog-blokes are encouraged not to tarry
As it prevents other blokes from giving it to Mum ‘up the Gary’
Charged with gross indecent exposure (of the penis and testicles),
Dad claims he was under the control of extraterrestrials.
Mum’s not into Sting-style sex (tantric)
Although she can carry on for many hours, she prefers multi-blokes (thick)
When he espies a young boy's "aft",
Dad gets a "rush of blood to the shaft".
The law of the bogs is enshrined:
"To Fuck Mum From Behind."
Mum produces a kind of taco meat,
From the inner folds of her poo-pleat.
Dad's currently in the dock,
Adjudged to have a "far too publicly seen" cock.
Dad's out looking for partners for the 'horizontal dance'
(In the playground, dressed as Spongebob Squarepants)
When Shakespeare wrote "All the world's a stage...",
He was probably thinking of something like mum's nightly performance as a coprophage.
