Mum's up for everything imaginable,
Preferably anal, oral and/or vaginal.
In the 'occupation' section of the most recent Census,
Mum simply wrote: 'getting fucked in the anus.'
Bogs-blokes joy! For tis the season,
For festive fun in mum's nether regions!
It's almost as if some blokes bear a grudge,
Towards mum's knackered old tunnel of fudge.
Mum's had her 'in-betweens'
smithereens'd.
Despite the millions of potential fucks on offer in this fair land,
Your father's can still only find one...yep, it's his right hand.
It's almost complete (dad's penile metamorphosis), but the surgeons are baffled;
It doesn't even piss.
It isn't luck,
That mum's the all-time greatest bogs-fuck.
Bogs-historiographers using the internet archive's wayback machine,
To find the first uploaded vids of mum in the latrine.
Stick a V2
in my poo flue.
