Things that make you go 'Oh dear...'.
Dad's shoved a grenade up his bum, stood in the nod,
Excitedly waiting for the Bomb Squad.
As long as dad's pulse remains flickering,
He'll be contemplating designs for kid's sexy knickering.
Dad's claims of innocence began to unravel,
When he started dressing exactly like Jimmy Savile.
In France they piss on Main Street
Order 10,000 gallons of tramp piss off the dark web
Mum's been getting bummed hard of late,
And she's having a bogs bumsex party to celebrate.
After taking on a very large bogs-group,
Mum's arsehole needs time to re-group.
Sexually, Dad can’t ever win
Due to being congenitally, genitally, thin
Dad's somehow making money selling his own crap,
His awful turds are now an integral ingredient in Mcdonalds' McWraps.
It's January and mum's hitting the gym,
To work on a more bogs-hardy quim.
