Things that make you go 'Oh dear...'.
Mum's ready for new year's, nude, al fresco;
She's having, as celebrated J-pop idol group Perfume sang, a "Chocolate Disco".
Thick blokes bedeck mum with "dog-trifle",
Then scuttle round the back, for a good "rifle".
Dad's bad willy made him seek an engineer's opinion;
It's 'Penile linear actuator' (yep, rack and pinion).
There is a sense of mounting distress,
As dad, once again in the playground, begins to undress.
Dad: Penis 'not to scale';
Mum: Genital yard sale.
Mum's knackered old hairy'un,
Has been enough to turn some bogs-blokes vegetarian.
Sporty mum inspired by ‘Daley Thompson’s Decathlon’
Ten bogs-blokes daily in her ‘dickathlon’
Mum: has spastic colon;
Dad: In spastic's colon.
It's only halfway through free practice,
And the blokes have already knackered mum's bum-elastics.
Eminent arse-archaeologists,
Claim mum's bum structure no longer exists.
