During difficult times, mum's "life raft",
Has always been her natural ability with men's shaft.
Mum's star status as an internationally renowned bogs-slut may be dimming,
But she's still capable of taking an absolute "brimming."
Your mum: blokes.
Your dad: blokes.
Mum's an elite,
Bogs fuck-athlete.
Bogs-slang #2568 a "Tina Turner,"
When mum's arsehole has reached maxed gurner.
For a special treat Mum will use
Her stash of ‘vintage’ 1980s white dog poos
I'm not saying your Mum's ravaged fuck-tube is large, but her venereal diseases produce Everest-like piles of discharge.
Mum always has an optimistic take,
On how many willies she can take.
Mum's arsehole has just let loose,
An almost perfectly formed dog-shit mousse.
Mum’s prone to shout and splutter
If there’s not a lengthy line of blokes sporting a ‘diamond cutter’
