Vegetable samosa with shit.
You'll need to employ an aggressive style,
To negotiate past the back-end piles.
Mum's in the bogs, with eleven or twelve
Blokes who legally cannot make decisions for themselves.
Carpet bomb the arse with more shit, piss and cum,
then investigate things further with this transparent speculum.
Mum fucked Buddy the Elf,
And was left with extremely poor sexual health.
Mum's not that bothered if the government flies blokes to Rwanda,
As long as the really thick ones are bussed in first to 'gland 'er'.
Mum's on YouPorn uploading 'user-generated content'
Dad's surfing Gaydar: that's right, he's bent.
Dad's got the bad knob trifecta:
Weird; thin; non-erecter.
Mum’s been awarded the title of ‘emeritus professor
of advanced studies in sex via the rear door’
When it comes to ‘doggy style’
Mum’s current pric-thicness cutoff is the 99th percentile
20 Greek blokes inside a horse a la the siege of Troy
But rather than the eponymous city, it's Mum's arsehole they're out to destroy
