Things that make you go 'Oh dear...'.
Mum’s quite prolific
In terms of handling pric
The area from which mum wee,
Resembles a bowl of ratatouille.
Mum's always found being completely whoreish,
Really moreish.
Mum is a woman possessed,
When it comes to willy size being assessed.
Favourite auntie's wedding,
father shits the bedding.
Friday morning turdis review and mum's bum's been universally slated:
'For the first time there's hardly any shit and her arsehole's totally dilated'.
Dad's in the queue to see weapons inspector, Hans Blix,
but is ushered away prematurely for having 'basically no prick'(s).
Your mum in the bedroom loves it when she's watched;
Anal reconstruction?
Sadly, botched.
On a day when various counties are officially recognising the state of Palestine,
Bum-docs have said they can no longer officially recognise the state of mum's behine.
