At the bum-docs, mum's being economical with the truth,
When reporting both the sizing and number of blokes she's recently had up her poo-booth.
Sexually, dad's still wearing L Plates,
Mum? In the bogs, twat 'n' bum maxed-out "dinner plates."
I shit into your father's ideas then scooped the cum out of your mum's arsehole and forced it into your dad's favourite auntie's arsehole.
Mum's...?
Doing a handstand in the bogs;
Face like box of frogs;
Grim-faced blokes giving her a good rog(er)s;
Zoomed-in high-res live stream of her poo-lodge(s).
Mum and the blokes have come to terms:
1lb of dogshit- 1 bumful of sperms.
Mum’s not one for online dating
Preferring the traditional ‘being pissed and shat on through a rusty iron grating’
Poor mum has to deal with the novices and noobs,
Who turn up at the bogs clutching some form of lubes.
Your mum has been showered with compliments,
after another sterling performance in the gents.
Some would view mum's new botty-muck film like her Triumph of the Will,
To others, it will simply be another few hours staring at her shit-strewn, open landfill.
Mum demands blokes operate at "full power,"
When hammering away at her twat n poo-flower.
