Dad's convinced himself he has a 'Grecian physique'
By smothering himself with discharge from his poo-beak.
After taking on a very large bogs-group,
Mum's arsehole needs time to re-group.
Mum allowing vaginal?
Unimaginable.
No bloke has ever served a sentence,
For behaviours relating to mum's poo entrance.
Mum likes to spend Boxing Day
Having her arsehole stoved in (all the way)
Bogs-blokes holding a candlelit vigil,
Due to the loss of mum's area previously known as "vaginal."
Access to mum's crap-chute,
Descends into a total crapshoot.
Mum's produced a stunning photographic time-lapse;
Of hundreds of men prodding her fucked prolapse.
Dad's in the prison-bogs just as nature intended,
Entertaining big-blokes and being fundamentally bended.
Bogs-blokes know they need to up their level,
For any chance of winning mum's "gold medal."
