(Mum to 'peloton' of blokes behind her : "FASTER")
One poor bogs-bloke was left completely mute,
After inspecting mum's floral tribute.
It's artistic, intrinsic and can't be learnt,
your father's installation: 'My Arsehole's Burnt'.
Dad's experiencing massive FOMO
Seeing Wetherspoon massive homo.
Bedsit dad's watching re-runs of Supermarket Sweep,
Whilst pushing increasingly larger vegetables up his poo-keep.
Bogs-legend has it Mum has an evil twin
Who prefers men who are ‘very thin’
Huge bag of frozen peas up her twat,15 Linda McCartney Lasagnes up her arse (she's struggling to stand),
That's right you guessed it...Mum's been to Iceland!
The only experience mum's had of being properly "full,"
Was during a tour of the public conveniences of Kaboul.
It's only while watching Teletubbies
That Dad can muster even the weakest of chubbies
Mum's arsehole has just let loose,
An almost perfectly formed dog-shit mousse.
