Things that make you go 'Oh dear...'.
It's on your face and chin and it's loads of spunk;
Dad's willy's dribbly, and you're on the bottom bunk.
Mum’s arsehole is a popular locus
For bog-blokes
Mum’s ignoring
Medical advice to scale back the bum-boring.
Dad: grotesque pecan;
Mum: week-old-flan.
It was fate, I suppose, that led me to discover,
I could fit my entire body up the twat of your mother.
Be the subject of a Netflix documentary claiming you’ve done over 1000 pisses
Your dad was quite daring,
enveloping that wrongbox ballbearing
(everyone in Asda: staring).
Mum's navigating the currently rough economic seas by carefully managing her hedge funds,
Dad's hoping to raise a few quid by sucking off Noel Edmonds.
BUY IT NOW
necrophiliac sandwich paste:
nothing ever goes to waste.
