Regrettably, mum's had to enforce a "hosepipe ban,"
On the notorious bogs-bloke 'Golden Shower Man.'
Tummy trouble:
Rumble and bubble leading to loosening of downpipe, (arse).
Net result - trouser farce.
Mum’s ordered an industrial sex toy to batter her poo-flue
Computer-controlled via serial port (RS-232)
Dad’s fantasising
About willy ‘super-sizing’
After a particularly heavy night, the bum-doctors feared for your mother's bum-bum health,
And I can personally vouch for the fact she was (sexually) a pale shadow of her former self.
Mum's listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for world record anal bogs squirter,
As witnessed, in person, by BBC programme Record Breakers' Norris McWhirter.
Dad's absolutely furious,
At being denied his preferred sexual identity: 'kid-curious.'
Your favourite pudding (tapioca from the fridge) turned out to be your father's week old cock-porridge.
It's accepted amongst bogs-blokes that the position at the back of the queue, known as the "anchor,"
Depending on the state of mum's arsehole come the end of the shift, that said bloke may need to be an "observing wanker."
The noise the bikes made on the theme tune to eighties trial bike show, 'Kick Start',
Is surprisingly similar to your Mum's anal utterance after being arse-banged by loads of blokes and she does a shit fart.
