Bedsit Dad listening to Alanis Morissette,
Thinking "isn't it ironic I've not had sex yet."
Screw, screw, screw your dad, firmly up the bum,
Make him shout and make him scream, then fill him up with come!
Dad is peerless,
In his pursuit of the hairless.
Mum's Bum-Docs wishing she would "go a bit thinner,"
After her arsehole's once again left looking like a dogs-dinner.
Mum has a sense of being continuously undermined,
By the army of critical commentary on how she "runs her behind."
Mum: off down the gym for fresh blokes who are 'hench'
Dad: unfortunate genital stench
Mum likes to enjoy a Crème de Menthe
As she also enjoys the Crème de Men
Dad's shoved a grenade up his bum, stood in the nod,
Excitedly waiting for the Bomb Squad.
Become disappointingly partisan
On stink-stance: 'week-old-flan'.
Even though dad’s barely got a willy
He’s definitely a paedophile
