Vegetable samosa with shit.
Dad commits horrendous sex crimes
while reciting kids' Nursey Rhymes.
Much like the Dutch national football team in 1984, your dad's got a Ruud Gullet and, despite containing 11 blokes, fails to score.
Ball control: poor
It appears, for mum, to be part of the overall "bogs thrill,"
To receive her monthly anal reconstruction surgery bill.
If you think about it,
it's only right that we grout it.
Alarmingly, bogs-observers believe mum may not have yet reached her sexual peak,
However, it's also noted that her activity may be curtailed by the near erosion of her poo-beak.
Welcome ladies and gentlemen, and now it's time to present,
Your father, a goat, a dog, a bloke, and an anally-ripped fuck-peasant.
Mum's only able to achieve a "quiet mind",
When getting knobbed really hard in the behind.
Dad's out looking for partners for the 'horizontal dance'
(In the playground, dressed as Spongebob Squarepants)
Mum's gives out "Well Done" smiley-face stickers,
To bogs-blokes who got in her knickers.
Mum's new nickname is 'Brexit'
due to her causing miles-long tailback of lorries full of blokes waiting to service her exit
