Vegetable samosa with shit.
There's little hope
Of dad's prick being visible under even the strongest microscope.
There's no doubt
That Dad's had a lifelong genital drought
Dad's trying to invoke legislation around data protection
To conceal his complete inability to gain, let alone maintain, an erection
People often think mum's wearing fake tan,
But actually it's smeared poo from bogs-man.
Dripping with shit, yet no need to cry foul,
it's hardly the first time i've vacated my bowel
(on your face).
Dad's prick: so incredibly thin
It didn't touch the sides when he tríes to fuck a molecule of benzene
I got a strange sense of deja vu
when I heard your mum was giving free fucks in the loo.
Bogs-celebrations reached their peak,
As mum's poo-pipe was knocked into the middle of next week.
Mum's trying to bum-entice former Germany / Chelsea / Stoke defender Robert Huth;
Dad? Crotch area completely smooth.
Dad claims to be "conscientiously objecting,"
To *all* penis erecting.
