Mum's latter years pièce de résistance,
Is that her shitter has absolutely no resistance.
Mum's taking a bum-180 from darts-fattie, Eric Bristow;
Dad's in lowly bedsit putting car boot hoover on blow.
Dad's been forced into releasing several public denials,
That he features heavily in the Epstein files.
Mum’s arsehole is a popular locus
For bog-blokes
Between mum's legs,
Resembles scrambled dog-eggs.
Dad doesn't appear to fear any possible consequences,
For his relentless, attempted and completed, catalogue of sex-offences.
Mum’s doing her annual ‘24 hours of Le Mans’
Featuring many many of le mans
Dad’s new book of nursery rhyme
Turns out to be more of a ‘wish list of sex crime’
Mum’s blasé about the dangers
Of being continually pounded by farmhands with huge wangers
Dad: awful school-gates rendition of Lady Marmalade, ft Lil Kim,
Hoping it will get him some little boy "lil quim".
