Mum's writing her autobiography and referring to a thesaurus,
Desperately looking for alternative words for 'anus.'
And as the destruction of your mum's arsehole continues,
So remains absolute the lubrication refusals.
Mum + bogsblokes have become extremely prolific
In enacting scenarios sexual / horrific.
Emit a strong, high pressure jet of hot piss for 7 continuous hours
Who's that between mum's legs?
Why, it's society's dregs!
For a packet of rich tea biscuits (Tesco own brand),
Mum'll entertain a whole parish of farm hands.
At the end of the day, when all's said and done,
Who's still there in the gents?
Good old mum.
Mum's terrible for falling into the arms,
Of some low-cog bloke who works on farms.
Mum's vag state: 'Dog's Dinner'
Dad's pric state 'borderline Inner'
The only experience mum's had of being properly "full,"
Was during a tour of the public conveniences of Kaboul.
