Your dad's at the porn flicks (cock out, milk bottled),
Blokes queue up to rinse his ring (from disease, oddly mottled).
Dad has a really tenuous grasp,
Of when and when not to release his trouser belt clasp.
(Mum of course mostly views life through a film of jism)
Dad's "on notice",
For Indecently Exposed Scrotis.
Bogs-activists consider it praxis,
To violently overthrow mum's poo-axis.
Mum rates 10/10
The experience of ‘being spunked on by many men’
it's only a sign of the times
the number and bestial nature of your horrorshow sex crimes
His daily allowance of internet porn abandoned due to bandwidth,
your mum made your dad chew on her rancid cum sandwich.
There's been heavy polling,
In favour of giving mum a proper "arseholing."
Mum's shitter now a field of poppies
Where bogs-bloke's deposit 'horror-sloppies'.
