Tripped and fell
(dad's shit slide and urine carousel).
The bogs is basically a sweat-shop,
Producing mum's cunt-slop.
Bogs-punters are often left thinking "what's the catch,"
Well, it's mum's STD-riddled arsehole and snatch.
Dad’s erection
Looks like a cross section
Mum's crowdfunder for her 2024 bum-fest,
Has loads of blokes eager to invest.
From the side of common decency dad defected,
As he realised it was only within playgrounds that his willy erected.
Mum’s anus is a brown lodestar
For all gents obsessed with sex in the rear
After the trauma in the gents of a seventy four hour stoving,
your dad carried on as normal, renewing the coving.
Mum continues to get bookings for disgusting low-budget porns
Despite the fact that her gens smell like 3-day old radiator prawns
Oh what a dreadful blunder!
Your mum's done a really rough bum-curry-chunder.
