Dad's got the bad knob trifecta:
Weird; thin; non-erecter.
You could certainly see an increased momentum, in the destructive thrusts of the big blokes hammering away at your mum's twat and bum-bum.
Be really supportive of my efforts at pooing
Mum's Bum-Docs wishing she would "go a bit thinner,"
After her arsehole's once again left looking like a dogs-dinner.
Mum produces a kind of taco meat,
From the inner folds of her poo-pleat.
Dad still listening to Little Mix,
Cos he's got a little unthix.
Dad's bad willy made him seek an engineer's opinion;
It's 'Penile linear actuator' (yep, rack and pinion).
Mum likes to partay,
Where it all gets fartay.
Oh fuck!
It's dog's muck.
Dad's left having a lonely mini-willy tug,
Over the smell of mum's discarded butt-plug.
