Dad's telling everyone he's wearing the underwear of men,
But actually he's wearing the knickers of children.
Semi.
Colon.
(risk of it swollen)
Mum's "Bernie Nolan".
Brown paper bag dad stashes new porn with his hoard,
Problematic penis though;
Cock stink - 'cheeseboard'.
Bovine-wise, mum's in the category, 'Brown Swiss';
'The production and consumption of volumous arse-piss'.
Mum's holding the annual Bogs Easter Egg Hunt,
Up the cavernous labyrinth of her cunt!!
Dad views his sex life through the prism,
Of a kind of child's playground eroticism.
Mum in the bogs, is known to be "open all hours,"
Meanwhile, dad's proved to be a smash hit in the prison showers.
Dad's prone to telling a porkie,
About the size of his 'stalkie.'
Initially subtract from, but subsequently multiply by a large amount, my sexual problems
Dad's a useless fucking prick,
With a useless fucking prick.
