Your mum's at her cleverest
with a rolled up New Scientist (science fist)
Mum’s ’bum dot matrix’
Only accepts prix that are thix
Mum’s recruited many, many men
In order to do to her arsehole what the RAF in 1945 did to Dresden
Mum might not be the sharpest tool in the box,
But, my God, she can handle a few tools in the box.
Mum: mostly does blokes without high standards
Dad: exposes himself to bystanders
There is very little left intact,
Your anal canal has been thoroughly attacked.
At his weekly 'Wipe Your Arse Class,' dad really does look rather glad,
That after the barbed wire and broken glass, up next is a Brillo pad.
Dad's conflating the idea he has feminist principles,
With the fact he has tiny and dysfunctional genitals.
Despite dad's chronic dysfunction (erectile),
The mere sight of a toddler makes him shoot off a spunk-projectile.
Become a US citizen on April 23rd,
And immediately let loose a large, foul and very watery turd.
