Crisis averted!!
A bogs-bloke has spotted a dog outside that has just dirtied.
Everyone stood around your mum was really rather astounded,
It was alarming how many blokes she took and just how hard she was pounded.
In 80s Amsterdam, Mum would charge 15 guilders
For groups of 15 builders
Mum has sown 1000s of bloke's oats,
From Land's End to John o' Groats.
After a horrific arse mauling from actor, Tim Roth,
It's pants back on for dad, though he's still touching cloth.
Mum simply does not tolerate thin penises,
On or anywhere near the bogs premises.
Mum's frothy fanny's like a grande latte.
Round the back's Brussel's pate.
Every bloke in the bogs during mum's shift guaranteed to leave with a shitty cock,
Dad not allowed in though, because of his shitty cock.
After a heavy bogs shift, mum produces a kind of steak tartare,
From her busted fartare.
