Dad’s watery grout
Just dribbles out
Mum's seeking interest from VC
For her innovative 24-hour sexual full service WC
Including comprehensive coverage of all forms of VD
Dad's Lonely Hearts Ad: "Friendly canal-path flasher seeks the poo-spouts,
Of boy-scouts."
Mum is clinical,
In her total, all-round servicing of men's genital.
When dad considers the differences between adults and kids,
First to mind is that their willies are so much bigger than his.
It was always love at first sight,
Between mum and dog-shite.
Dad's behaving like a bizarre and misinformed tribute to the city of Dundee;
Paedophilically.
As long as dad's pulse remains flickering,
He'll be contemplating designs for kid's sexy knickering.
Mum's getting nailed by '90s chart sensation, Bitty Mclean;
The friction so intense, causing mega-vag-steam.
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