Faces, and then shit and piss.
Mum's twat-stench is eye-watering,
And her bumhole's taking an absolute slaughtering.
There's no doubt
That Dad's had a lifelong genital drought
Dad's latest sexual thrill,
'Researching' Jimmy Savile at Stoke Mandeville.
Where there's gents-bents for rent dad doesn't miss any tricks: face down in the toilet bowl as he's reamed by many pricks.
Blokes are eager to completely destruct
Mum’s poo-duct
Hold the Bogs-News front page!
Mum's arsehole has reached post-salad bowl stage!
Mum might not be the sharpest tool in the box,
But, my God, she knows how to take the largest tool up the box.
Oh for goodness sake, not another,
Hardcore pornographic film starring your mother.
Dad's masquerading as a 'fully qualifed vag welder';
Promising to restore any quim to stink-status: 'Peach melba'.
Forlorn Dad waiting outside the bogs while Mum hands out the prizes
To the 100 blokes with the biggest willy sizes
