Mum’s consistently pushing her bum-antics to new the next level
Resulting in her anus developing a distinctive, callused ‘bevel’.
Rewrite all famous songs and replace ALL the words with the word ‘piss’
At the orgy of TV detectives,
Your eyesight was not defective,
The well-mannered and deferent Albert Campion,
Declared your Dad the bum-fisting champion.
Mum's been screwed by many enormously hung men,
Dad? Willy size: grain of Uncle Ben's.
'Hello and welcome back to International Anal Doom 2008,
Now last up on the bill, your mum stars in 'Profound Bum-bum Rape.'
I very much doubt there's going to be any positive response,
To dad's claims that he isn't a dangerous local nonce.
Dad's replied to all those spam emails,
Offering unlikely solutions to erection fails.
Mum's placing heavy tariffs,
On blokes turning up with 'unstiffs.'
Your dad beams as he's reamed by the oil rigors,
In their collective mind he's faked the cock-size figures.
