Mum's an all-time bogs-slut hero,
Of the disabled toilets at Caffè Nero.
Mum's made it a new requirement
That blokes push her poo in with sufficient force that it forms a literal diamond
To coincide with the release of the new Tom Cruise: Mission Impossible,
Comes a re-release of the infamous Mum's Poos: Mission Unsloppable.
Amongst the World Championship Darts crowd, mum's winning numerous disciples,
As (in the bogs), she scores a series of her own doubles and triples.
Don't hate me,
but I've got scrapie.
Mum's anal history,
Will go down in the annals of history.
Mum's sexual 'Achilles Heel,'
Is that her twat has lost all discernable 'feel.'
A few bogs-blokes experience buyers remorse,
When they catch sight of the state of mum's back doors.
Number of hundreds of blokes who've porked your Mum,
Let's take a tally.
Subdivide results: her face/cunt/back alley.
Dad feels really strongly,
That it's OK to do kids "wrongly."
