Faces, and then shit and piss.
please send the chef my complements, he saved me the bother of doing your mum in the gents.
Mum's got excellent 'reception' Of bog-blokes genital section
Bogs-blokes are really making inroads, Into mum's innards.
Dad's fashioned himself as some kind of bogs conscientious objector, But the simple fact of the matter is, his willy is a non-erector.
with her prehensile twat, mum regularly keeps crowds of men in thrall; poor old dad can't get it up at all.
The future may be uncertain But mum will almost certainly require an anal suture for bum hurtin’
Your dad's the cum-sponge at the festive bum-party. Most copious depositor is actor Todd Carty.
Dad sex attempt: Abort! Abort! Penis error #71: it's thin & short.
Mum's considered almost certainly on the spectrum, Due in part, to her unerring focus on all things 'rectum.'
In her younger days Mum made a pretence of wanting romance, conversation and what-not Nowadays the 'looking for' section of her profile simply reads 'unrelenting pumping of the bot-slot'
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