Oh please, for goodness sake.
Cunny's too tight too mention.
Consider abstention.
Dad's attendance at the school non-uniform day,
Was met with dismay,
Due to his extreme take on the Biker from YMCA.
Mum's lifelong work as a bogs-slut may unconsciously be an enactment of penis envy,
Dad just literally has penis envy.
Screw, screw, screw your dad, firmly up the bum,
Make him shout and make him scream, then fill him up with come!
Mum prefers her marmalade 'thick cut,'
Because she's a filthy, dirty bogs-slut.
When mum's in her Daisy Dukes,
Bogs-blokes really start firing nukes.
Dad's weird fuck trike's got space for at least two,
as long as you're prepared to spend the journey eating poo.
tend towards feelings of sadness and loss, gather together (male group penis toss)
In her pre-bogs youth, mum's bum was cute as a button;
Now, it's like rancid month-old minced mutton.
Dad asked to leave parents evening,
Due to his enquiries about other children along with heavy breathing.
