Valentines dad, staring forlorn,
Between his legs, an old dusty acorn.
Dad's looking for an unpaid intern
to ignite his poo and watch it burn.
Even in the midst of a global economic slump,
Mum's prices remain set: she's the local free spunk-dump.
Dad fancies himself as a bit of an 'up-to-date homo,'
He's wanking off over pictures of Christiano Ronaldo.
Bogs-scenes chaos akin to the Book of Revelation
Although for Mum it’s rather more than a ‘second coming’ (feat multiple penetration)
On the nonce scale, dad's a rock solid 10,
But willy a 0, compared to all other men.
Cunny's too tight too mention.
Consider abstention.
The law of the bogs is enshrined:
"To Fuck Mum From Behind."
Mum: mostly does blokes without high standards
Dad: exposes himself to bystanders
Mum's TV concept: a lot like Robot Wars
Except the robots are solely designed to smash in her back doors
