Big gents-bloke going at it from a particularly tight angle,
Causing further destruction to mum's 'pubic triangle.'
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to screw
Mum, after the service, in the gents' loo.
Despite dad's chronic dysfunction (erectile),
The mere sight of a toddler makes him shoot off a spunk-projectile.
Fanny like a clown's pie.
Roll up, roll up! Give it a try.
Mum's cunt = perma spunk-sloppy,
Dad's prick = perma thin floppy.
Mum's up in the Rocky mountains
Causing cock-y fountains
Mum can leave a bogs-shift furrow-browed,
If her arse hasn't been sufficiently 'ploughed.'
Oh no!
Look away!
it's a 'movie-spoiler',
this advert shows your dad getting fucked by a steam boiler.
(To the tune of Let it Be)
When dad finds himself in the gents' toilets,
Loads of bent blokes come to him
Eager to treat his arsehole
Like a quim...
Visible from space (like the Great Wall of China):
Queue of bog-blokes waiting for a go on Mum's arse/vagina
