It's a cruel world, and there's no reprieve, from your mum's abysmal wizard's sleeve.
In summary, the long and the short
The dogs was long and your dads was short.
During the filming of mum's pornographic version of Planet of The Apes,
The medical team used approximately two miles of surgical anal tapes.
On film, your father remains very calm, never been much of a flincher,
Except of course, during intercourse, when he took that 16-incher.
Dad's been foiled,
In his attempt to visit the Christmas Market "baby-oiled."
Your mum: gurning cunt - colossal wizard's sleeve,
your dad: choking on big bloke prick
(half-brother, Steve).
Put my name up in lights,
Then ignore my basic human rights.
Mum let's blokes shit on her bingo wings
For a couple of own-brand cheese strings.
Your dad's ability to gain an erection: long gone,
Now, even when looking at blokes, it's just an eighth-on.
Mum's being 'plugged' by a few local electricians,
Dad's dodgily wired willy can't achieve any erections.
