Various stains.
Bogs-docs remain deeply skeptical; Can mum's bum continue as a viable spunk receptacle?
Dad couldn't keep his hand off his cock, When he heard about the case of Zackary and William Zulock.
Mum's poo-HQ, Is never again going to look brand new.
Mum's sole purpose and function, Is to take it repeatedly up the crap junction.
Dad's positively giddy, About his new shock-cockring, controllable via MIDI.
There's no doubt That Dad's had a lifelong genital drought
Your dad's got a litany of 'previous,' (sperm bank robbery, sexually devious).
today dad's in a bit of a funk - last night, he wasn't completely covered in spunk.
Don't think that you're getting paid, Until my arsehole is entirely splayed.
These days, bogs-blokes are struggling to comprehend, Where mum's twat starts and where arsehole ends.
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