Mum's in the gents getting fucked by the hour,
Dad's in prison, getting fucked in the showers.
It's hardly a Wittgensteinian proposition,
It's your mum maneuvering into the doggy position.
Dad's notoriety as a canal path flasher,
Is offset by him having a willy like the rind off a bacon rasher.
In Euro 96, mum got the punters in with an England vs Germany themed 'Arsehole Shootout,'
In the end, the big German boys dominated in what turned out to be an appalling bum-rout.
Mum is Master of the Dark Arts,
In simultaneous fanny and arse farts.
Dad's had a bit of luck on the 'gee-gees',
he's won an evening of horror-sex with the two deceased 'Bee-Gees'.
Bogs-blokes know a complaint will be raised,
If mum hasn't been sufficiently glazed.
Madonna: Queen of Pop,
Mum: Queen of Dog Slop.
For Mum it’s pure nightmare fuel:
The possibility of one day running out of blokes eager to compact her stool
It's the 2009 Annual Festival of Piss,
Dad's gone with a shit in a bag - he clearly hasn't got the gist.
