It could be described as 'greedy'
Mum's ambition to contract every form of VD
Mum's poo-purse,
Really does represent the end of the universe.
Your dad's wrong-shlong once more 'on the slant',
he fails to get chubby then blubs "I cant!".
Mum: reigning undefeated against 'all comers' in the 'sexual Thunderdome'
Dad: lost willy size competition against a garden gnome
Dad would be about as much use as an inflatable dartboard,
If he ever got a chance of a go at a lady's "stinky fartboard."
Dad's doing a stretch in 'Wormswood scrubs',
"Finally, some decent 'rubs'".
look! see the benders' endless glee!
they're stoving dad's rear end tremendously!
Concerned Mum might be on her last legs
Blokes rush to crack open the restorative vat of dog-eggs.
Dad (unnatural preoccupation with children genitally unhaired),
Is also entirely sexually unprepared,
And his prick, profoundly impaired.
When it comes to sex, Dad's never really cut the mustard
His micro-prick only reaches semi-engorged before dribbling out its clotted man-custard.
