Mum's up for getting fucking cunted,
By blokes who are intellectually stunted.
Do a poo in the 17th century out of your bum in the present day, archaeologically excavate it and then flush it down the toilet.
'I'm re-enacting the legend of DanaΓ«'
Screams Mum from the middle of a huge bearded bloke's piss-spray
Some bogs-blokes were left feeling unwell,
After exposure to mum's rancid twat smell.
During the filming of mum's pornographic version of Planet of The Apes,
The medical team used approximately two miles of surgical anal tapes.
Mum's beaten off all comers to once again win the Bogs World Cup
Dad? Didn't even reach a semi.
Dad feels really strongly,
That it's OK to do kids "wrongly."
Dad's 'erection,'
Simply lacks any conviction.
Ebay dad, searching for "cries real tears" dolls,
With fuckable holes.
Dadβs had his groin tattooed with a kind of penile Trompe-l'Εil
To try and compensate for his total genital fail.
