Dad has very poor social and emotional intellect,
And a willy that simply will not erect.
Most of the world’s major religious texts
Are about 80% concerned with supplying Mum with Herculean quantities of bum sexs
Dad feels really strongly,
That it's OK to do kids "wrongly."
Between mum's legs,
Resembles scrambled dog-eggs.
I don't need a pestle and mortar
To grind up your mum's bum:
Anal slaughter
Mum's inviting the blokes to deck her "halls",
With the contents of their balls.
Dad's having a bedsit teddy bear's picnic,
And imagining his cuddly toys don't mind he's got a prick that's not thick.
Emit a strong, high pressure jet of hot piss for 7 continuous hours
Mum let's blokes shit on her bingo wings
For a couple of own-brand cheese strings.
Blokes are trying to cop a feel,
Of mum's last meal.
