Mum's in the morgue, cum-drenched cadaver.
Cause of death?
Everyone's 'ad her.
Mum's seeking to ensure the rumours are quashed,
That her crapper has been irreparably boshed.
Out-of-touch Dad unaware that he badly needs to update his method of grooming
(pretending he's got the lead singer of Supergrass in his van AKA 'Gaz Coomb-ing');
'Porn' is the explicit depiction of sexual subject matter with the sole intention of sexually exciting the viewer,
So what on earth possessed your dad to make that film of himself being fucked by a lawnmower?
You're designed,
To get fucked from behind.
The stench of mum's anal flowering,
Is, at times, incredibly overpowering.
Mum's always had a serious appreciation of the music, art and culture of the deep south;
Yet heavily trumping this is her insistence on farmhands in her fanny, arse, and mouth.
If a thick bloke gets but a whiff of mum's brown,
She'll be on the fast train to Sore Bumhole Town.
In 80s Amsterdam, Mum would charge 15 guilders
For groups of 15 builders
Mum’s post-bogs bum annihilation state
Means her stools are a hitherto unheard of Bristol type 8
