Mum's working the bogs at the Superbowl,
And hoping for outcome: "Super Salad Bowl."
Mum's achieved 100% market capture,
In sector "knee-tremblers in the crapper".
Mum? It's a miracle her bum hasn't actually burst
(After trip to German bogs feat. Klaus 'Big Wurst');
Dad heading to the playground, to try on his luck,
And offer parents a tenner, to lend him their kids for a fuck.
For mum and her derrière,
It's a case of 'the more the merrier.'
Halt, boys, it's a wrap,
your dad's been massively smothered in crap.
Bum engineers are concerned it's just the tip of the iceberg;
Up mum's poo caverns they have discovered an enormous sperm-berg.
Dad’s version of ‘jumping the shark’
Was getting caught by Nonce Squad flashing toddlers in the park
Mum's bum looking extremely haggard,
Bigblokes are running her ragged.
Dad? Sexual laggard.
