Urine enema.
Mum's up for getting fucking cunted, By blokes who are intellectually stunted.
It's almost as if dad has a sixth sense, For the opportunity to carry out a sex offence.
Mum: bogs-slut champ, Dad: wanker's cramp.
Dad’s trouser snake gets hard (but remains spindly) When he thinks about the crimes of Ian Brady and Myra Hindley
Dad's a persistent sexual voyeur, Of the children's softplay foyer.
From mum it’s a ‘thumbs down’ If a bloke fails to ‘pot the brown’
During The Beatle's late acid phase, your mum scraped a living squirting anal mayonnaise.
Dad’s bought a stripper pole Made for a 3-year old
Dad's got a 30mm 'Classic Knob'; Compact and thin; 'Key fob'.
Every morning, dad renews his expectation, That members of the public will want to see his 'erection.'
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