Look, you've fucking missed a bit!
I want to be completely covered in shit.
Mum's really soldering through,
*A lot* of bloke's poo.
Dad cruelly feels a faint flicker of a hard-on,
As nurse roughly adjusts his anal tampon.
Offer the police increasingly desperate amounts of money for P Diddy’s 1000 bottles of drug-laced baby oil
Watch mum completely dictate,
How and where blokes defecate.
Mum might not be the sharpest tool in the box,
But, my God, she knows how to take the largest tool up the box.
Much to dad's disappointment and chagrin;
His mini-prick's rubbish and 'never go in'.
Most people in their right minds would think it barmy,
But dad can actually knock one out over Dad's Army.
Right now, live on ESPN,
Mum's getting arseholed by loads of men.
Taking a chance on your Mum's community chest (and cunt).
