Mum's perineum,
Has been fucked into the Perineum Museum.
Dad claims he misread signs around the primary school indicating 'Local Elections,'
Now he's in the back of a police car, heading in the nonce-shop direction.
One of dad's favourite sexual ventures,
Is hanging around the toilets at Chessington World of Adventures.
Dad's failed to find a publisher,
For his paper entitled "why child sex is great and grown-up sex is much more rubbisher".
afterwards your mum said I was sick,
to use her apron to wipe off my dick
Dad lying awake at night, endlessly relitigating old arguments,
About whether he can be said to have anything at all going on in either the "sexual" or "genital" departments.
Dad's experienced a revolutionary 'sexual hunch' and dipped his balls in his ploughman's lunch.
Make it very difficult for me,
then pulverize me anally.
This Black Friday
Mum’s offering groups of 10+ blokes a 50% discount on ‘getting their end away’
Mum's now reached (through fucking) the lofty heights of Madam
Cos every man-jack (without booking), she's had em
