For years, Mum’s toiled
To become the ultimate human toilet.
Mum quickly gets petulant and irritated,
If she isn't kept thoroughly dogshit-irrigated.
Oh fuck!
You're playing slops catch-up.
Oh Lord;
Your father's experiencing a bum-pain smorgasbord.
Dad has some rather unpopular ideas,
Regarding acceptable behaviour toward young children's rears.
It's thin and it's shit, but it is immensely strong;
It's dad's poorly retrofitted carbon nanorod dong.
Mum's World Famous Arse Bogies,
Are picked out by blokes as post-fuck freebies.
Dad's page on Wikipedia,
Is dominated by his crimes of paedophilia.
On the street for a quid it's whopper and chips,
in the slum with your mum, it's cun' and slit-dips.
There's your mum (with much praise regailed), she blew eight horses whilst being anally impaled.
