Mum feels the festive period is wasted
If she doesn’t spend it getting ‘turkey basted’
There's lots of questions yet to be asked, about your granddad's jizz (by your father, flasked).
Your dad's got a prick
like an irradiated glow-stick.
Neon luminosity,
and really 'unthick'.
The most striking characteristic of dad's genital,
Is that it is very smal.
your mum couldn't wait until the turn of the hour,
unreasonable demands.
(twelve guy anal shower)
In Dad's mind he's Henry Cavill
In reality he's Jimmy Savile.
Mum's not a drinker or a smoker,
But she can't resist a thirty-bloker.
I beseech thee:
do me, repeatedly!
destroy my arsehole completely!
'spoons-bogs-mum getting back to basics;
rapidly drenching 'thicks' like Nesqwik(s).
