Mum's rough tit seam, dribbling shit stream, dad's nothing inbetween, fuck attempt: experimental chimpanzee'n.
Mum's pleased,
To be coated in "dick-sneeze."
Scientists have yet to invent a lens
Powerful enough to detect Dad’s nano-gens
Mum starts to feel a kind of "cosmic oneness",
When her bumhole's knackered, and she's covered in dogs' mess.
Mum's been nominated for an OBE,
For services to the public lavatories.
Now and again,
I pepper my knob (cayenne).
Alarmingly, bogs-observers believe mum may not have yet reached her sexual peak,
However, it's also noted that her activity may be curtailed by the near erosion of her poo-beak.
"This isn't what's listed.";
Moments later, your dad was fisted.
The results for thinnest willy amongst the demographic for thin-willied men are finally back (it took a while),
And dad is placed in the 99.9999999999% percentile.
No bloke's ever done porridge,
For what they done to mum's shit-ridge.
