Dad's attempt to "disrupt the sex toy industry",
Not going well: microwaveable sex bum suspiciously "Findus-y".
Dad's nonce-foibles,
Include interfering with little boys' bumholes, willies and balls.
pissflaps like pastry offcuts.
mum works for the local knocking shop - 'very old sluts'.
piss in my mouth,
while singing any of the several hits of nineties popsters, The Beautiful South.
Dad believes it's trendy,
To dress, behave and talk, all "sex-offendy."
It's another long shift in the gents for mum and she shows no signs of being tired,
Dad's had no action since he fucked Phil Collins circa 'No Jacket Required.'
Dad's never played second fiddle,
To anyone else who kiddie fiddle.
Mum has this nagging sense,
She really must start using lubricants.
Mum's new film "Mission Impenetrable,"
Contains scenes which are truly diabolical.
Dad doesn't appear to fear any possible consequences,
For his relentless, attempted and completed, catalogue of sex-offences.
