Mum’s interests have lately grown
Increasingly focused on ‘aggressively, in the brown’
Bogs-blokes appear reluctant to yield,
Ploughing mum's poo-field.
Email a series of iCal invites to all the senior staff at my place of work, detailing the time,location and duration of my bottom-wiping
There's considerable overlap,
Between people who have been to the park and people that have seen dad's 'old chap'.
there's no need to woo me, thickie;
just hurry up and do me, quickly!
Dad's been hanging around kids swimming pool flumes,
But in his trunks, he came too soon,
(Also fucked by main character from Boon).
When mum's in her Daisy Dukes,
Bogs-blokes really start firing nukes.
Dad's still really into early Tracy Chapman,
Because he's a small willied man.
Dad really wants to expose himself to children,
But it's made difficult when,
He has a willy the size of a grain of rice (Uncle Ben).
Mum buds in, listening to Kneecap,
While a procession of wide blokes stagger in and pump where she crap.
