Arseholes of mum's calibre,
Are for bogs-blokes, akin to Excalibur.
The carpets are ruined; completely piss and shit stained,
It's high-time your father became properly toilet-trained.
Through hard work and dedication, your dad found his knob fits in,
the buggered up corpse of Russian novelist, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn.
Who'd a thunk it?
Mum's entirely covered in spunk/shit
Fail your bra test multiple times and then get arrested for operating a bra without a license
Mum rapidly "gets a bit narky",
If not "riddled up the khaki".
Standing room only on Mum's double-decker bumper bigblokes bus
Destination sign reads: BOGS OR BUST
Blokes rushing to the bogs at maximum velocity,
To perpetrate upon mum maximum bum-atrocities.
Mum's certainly no stranger,
To an arsehole status 'code red: danger.'
Launch a range of Agent Provocateur style sexy bras (testicle holsters) for men
