As the last bloke spunked, it seemed your mum's bum was off the hook,
Until who strode into the gents? Yep, massive-dicked BBC presenter, Barry Took.
Mum's part of the sexual 'old guard';
Her frayed poo-lips: 'perma-marred'.
Dad simply cannot fathom how morally off grid,
It is for him to continually show his willy to kid.
Dad shops in Waitrose,
He's amongst other flowery-poof homo's.
Dad feels really strongly,
That it's OK to do kids "wrongly."
Dad's been rushed to A&E,
After ramming too much stuff up where he poo&wee.
Lyrca-clad dad at the kid's Xmas softplay party stood under the mistletoe,
Primed and ready, with a distressingly visible camel toe.
Bogs-blokes declare the 'winner,'
Is the one who can see what mum had for dinner.
Dad's writing to his MP, Shadow Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport Thangam Debbonaire
To complain about the fact that he _still_ doesn't have any pubic hair
Dad asked to leave parents evening,
Due to his enquiries about other children along with heavy breathing.
