Mum continues to get bookings for disgusting low-budget porns
Despite the fact that her gens smell like 3-day old radiator prawns
Gents-blokes pulling their unwashed glans over your mum's weird tits like butcher's hams.
Bogs-activists consider it praxis,
To violently overthrow mum's poo-axis.
Dad: less meat than a bag of Quorn Pieces
Mum: prefers to be covered in faeces
Where there's gents-bents for rent dad doesn't miss any tricks: face down in the toilet bowl as he's reamed by many pricks.
Barely coherent dad, slurring something about vids,
"Preferably, ones with naked kids."
Mum's trying to bum-entice former Germany / Chelsea / Stoke defender Robert Huth;
Dad? Crotch area completely smooth.
Bogs-historiographers using the internet archive's wayback machine,
To find the first uploaded vids of mum in the latrine.
Your mum's in the bogs
(post winning pub quiz),
the prize?
to be shit on and smothered in jizz.
Dad's willy doppelganger,
Is the end of a wire coat hanger.
