Your mum's a picture of appalled frigidity,
as dad failed to improve length, circumference or rigidity.
Mum's manifest admiration of Russian space technology,
Makes one ponder on the word 'split', and its etymology.
Mum's servicing bogsblokes unselectively,
While dad's giving serious consideration to an irreversible penisectomy.
Dad gets very dodgy spam in his inbox,
Mum gets chunks of meat in her shitbox.
The church proclaimed a modern miracle at Lourdes,
When mum was, in a single night, 5000 times bum-whored.
Mum's well known to have distributed wide-ranging suck 'n' fucky,
She's serviced the entire male population of the State of Kentucky.
Dad’s trouser snake gets hard (but remains spindly)
When he thinks about the crimes of Ian Brady and Myra Hindley
Blokes finding it increasingly difficult to speak kindly,
About mum's spilling twat-cabbage and surrounding debris.
Dad feels he's been marginalised,
Due to how he's been 'sized.'
You used ignorance and brute force,
And never once a flicker of remorse.
