Mum's drank up to thirty litres of 'mixed cum' in big jars
For a multipack of Lidl's Snickers clone: 'Caramel Bars'.
Last night, mum bogs rage-quit,
Shouting "not enough liquid shit!!"
Dad claims to be "conscientiously objecting,"
To *all* penis erecting.
in the bedroom: scenes of mutiny!
dad's big-cock-claims do not "stand up" to scrote-iny!
Plenty of blokes eager to deck mum's poo-halls,
But nobody's willing to jingle dad's balls.
All the farm lads are queued up for a go,
And mum's never been one to say no.
Let's keep the onus on the anus!
Mum doesn't even wince,
As her arsehole's ground into mince.
Your Dad's tiny hand makes my cock look grand.
Mum loves nothing more than a ‘Diamond cutter’
Going through her like a knife through butter
