Mum simply cannot abide,
Any activity not involving her poo-slide.
TAXI!!!
For mum's jacksie!
Mum's bum consultants pleading with her to take a anal detox,
But she holds great loyalty and commitment to her bogs-flock and enormo-cocks.
Dad's got a series of sex crimes tabled;
Focussing on the 'differently abled'.
Dad’s new book of nursery rhyme
Turns out to be more of a ‘wish list of sex crime’
Start of shift, mum already knows the direction of travel;
Any semblance of order or control around access to her arsehole, will quickly unravel.
Blokes tongue-punch,
What mum earlier had for lunch.
Mum: anyone's after one Bacardi
Dad: willy won't get hard-y
Dad's genital is among
The very poorest with which it is possible to be hung.
