Spend, not ‘a penny’ but ‘five quid’
Your dad's dropped the sexual batton,
mum's posing in the new anal section of catalogue: Gratton.
Mum is the world's pre-eminent authority
On the subject of 'how to take it up the botty'
Dad's somehow making money selling his own crap,
His awful turds are now an integral ingredient in Mcdonalds' McWraps.
Mum's in the gents, rarely dressed,
Dad's just the local well known sex-pest.
There was an ambivalence in your mother's eyes, as if she wasn't fussed,
That at least 300 blokes had spunked in her face (just as previously discussed).
Mum demands blokes operate at "full power,"
When hammering away at her twat n poo-flower.
Mum has a wildly popular twitch stream,
In which a procession of men give her bumhole a good ream.
Mum appears completely nonplussed,
As blokes pound away at the (by now mostly theoretical) partition between her vagina and anus.
Mum's in the bogs, "taking a dive":
Big Bloke XI playing a "back five".
