A bogs-bloke has been disqualified,
Due to a "slight thinness" that mum spied.
Office temp dad's got the axe,
For attempting to molest kids by fax.
Dad's queued up a kid-vid playlist,
For a good long fiddle with his "prick that, technically, doesn't physically exist".
Mum isn’t fussy about political affiliation
All she cares about is bum-desecration
Mum's main area of knowledge,
Centres around 'arseholedge.'
Dad's got a new profile pic on Mastodon,
It's a bathroom selfie, with a printout of a big prick crudely pasted on.
Dad's enjoying a sunny day in the park making family-fun home-vids,
Later confiscated by police because he'd been filming other people's kids.
Last night bogs-blokes were throwing the proverbial kitchen sink,
At mum's little pink n stink.
Mum: thousands of blokes never seen again after entering her "Bermuda triangle"
Dad: penis more "imperceptibly slightly raised area" than "dangle"
Mum's engaging in a post-match bogs-sesh with 22 Scottish second division players (plus the ref)
In any sexual race Dad's very much a 'DNF'
