Dad couldn't keep his hand off his cock,
When he heard about the case of Zackary and William Zulock.
Shame your mum's shit-box isn't oven-proof,
she's been vesuvius-fucked by some weird-cocked yoof.
Mum's bum consultants pleading with her to take a anal detox,
But she holds great loyalty and commitment to her bogs-flock and enormo-cocks.
In her distinguished career, mum has gone a long way to debunk,
The myth that there is a limit to ingesting spunk.
Mum's knackered old "twattie,"
Resembles a couple of half-eaten burger patties.
Sad Dad coming out of court, failed to ‘beat the rap’
‘No gens’ indecent exposure defence a failure because he was also ‘completely covered in crap’
The primary school governors at first thought it rather spurious,
That dad had completed the 'sexual persuasion' question in his application for Toilet Janitor as "child-curious."
Spring-in-her-step mum off to the bogs with dozens of double blue "I'm in" ticks,
On her Bogs WhatsApp group of "Extreme Thicks."
Dad' decked out in an executioner's smock;
deeming it time to behead his own cock.
It's the 2010 Prick Fayre, and judging's begun for 'Category: Thin,'
Dad's aiming to take first prize - his entry looks a 'shoe-in.'
