Mum's now performing extreme sexual favours
For cheesy dust at the bottom (spent Quavers).
Last night, there was a lot of bogs-blokes muttering,
After mum inconceivably chose to go buttering,
Her poo-guttering.
It's that time of year when dad likes to visit the local children's hospice,
And attempt to show the kids there his penis.
Cum in your mum on the bathroom floor: Epilepsy wins once more.
Go on ‘Dragons’ Den’ and win the Dragons over by just pissing aggressively all over them
Mum refuses to end a bogs shift unless convinced,
That all blokes have had their nuts completely rinsed.
Dad feels really awkward,
About his miniature pork-sword.
Mum's gens: air sock,
Dad's gens: nothing there cock.
In the sprawling world of pornographic movies,
Mum dominates the sub-genre known as "The Poovies."
Mum simply cannot endure,
Piss without a strong odour.
