Make it so.
Mum is clinical, In her total, all-round servicing of men's genital.
It could be described as 'greedy' Mum's ambition to contract every form of VD
Confirm you'll be my anal slave, Or I will be forced to piss on your ancestors graves.
When mum's cunt stinks of tuna, Blokes really start to cum too soon(a).
Crisis averted!! A bogs-bloke has spotted a dog outside that has just dirtied.
Dad fondly remembers his shortlived tenure, As editor of the Mothercare brochure.
Dad finds the local primary "sexually electric"; Good thing his willy's chronically "non-erectic".
Mum and the blokes are all thoroughly convinced, That the state of her bumhole should be "thoroughly minced".
Let's keep the onus on the anus!
No bogs-bloke has ever complained Of leaving Mumโ€™s sessions with balls undrained.
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