Mum is clinical,
In her total, all-round servicing of men's genital.
Dad’s having a ‘pop up’ (fiddle)
Hiding in the bushes overlooking the playground round the back of Lidl
Mum was alarmingly young when the penny dropped;
Destined for a life in the bogs, getting screwed up where she plopped.
Outsource the care of my anus and scrotum to a nanny, and then send them to public school in order to emotionally cripple them
every second your mum is conscious
blokes queue up to cause her anal wrongness.
Credit crunch - your mum's fuck-prices down to 50p,
Not enough for her to afford a fucking shitty KFC.
Many a beefy bloke is smitten
With mum's shit-mitten.
There's no need to be linguistically austere,
Your dad is a stereotypical 'bubbly-queer.'
Mum writes a popular blog,
On life working the gents bog.
