Mum has clearly failed to 'Take Back Control,'
Of the sovereign integrity of her arsehole.
Mum, ignoring bum-docs’ pleas to ease up on the big blokes: ‘YOLO’
Dad, bedsit cry-wanking solo
If swole-cocked blokes would be so kind,
Mum could use a good stoving-in, in the behind.
The farmhands are all having a "big cock-off",
And the winner gets to "sledgehammer mum's lock off".
Mum offers entirely free access,
To her poo-axis.
Even if completely incorporeal, gaseous life exists on other planets
Dad will still be 'the organism which is most sexually inadequate'
mum's off to get a "tramp stamp"
to celebrate once again being named "Gents' Fuck Champ"
for sexually accommodating fifteen blokes and a standard lamp.
Mum lectures to packed classes at Bogs-College,
Because she's a deeply respected bogs-slut, with many years of knowledge.
Mum's relationship with bog-blokes is symbiotic,
They get holes, she gets prick (thick).
Mum’s bio on Bluesky:
“Will have sex with literally any guy”
