Urine enema.
Recommend me on LinkedIn for being β€˜extremely good at pissing’
Dad was wrong when thought he might be more of an attractive man, The evening he went out after applying his own shit as a sort of fake tan.
Dad's got the bad knob trifecta: Weird; thin; non-erecter.
in the bedroom, mum is 'dicktutorial'. meanwhile, dad's style is more 'funereal'.
Mum will not tolerate any bleating, From blokes complaining her arsehole sides are no longer meeting.
Mum's twat from a distance (piss-seam frilly), She's been in the woods fucking 'transients' willy-nilly.
Mum continues to get bookings for disgusting low-budget porns Despite the fact that her gens smell like 3-day old radiator prawns
Skeptical mum unsure of bum-docs plans for futureproofing, Her arsehole with state-of-the-art carbon fibre 'anal roofing.'
BOGS-BLOKES MISSION STATUS: ANNIHILATE MUM'S ANUS.
Oh fuck! You're playing slops catch-up.
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