Your mum has been showered with compliments,
after another sterling performance in the gents.
Battering-Ram Bozza is ‘simply the best’
When it comes to putting the elasticity of Mum’s arsehole to the test
Mum's been comprehensively bespunked,
And her arsehole is completely defunct.
The most striking characteristic of dad's genital,
Is that it is very smal.
Blokes have spent decades emptying their ball-bags,
To mum's pics in various infamous grot-mags.
Coke can bottom silhouette tattoed by the entrance to mum's 'mudslide'
Bearing the legend 'you must be at least this thick to ride'
It seems unfair,
that there's really nothing there.
Dad begs penis assessors to extrapolate,
But unfortunately, even his starting point is not great.
The phrase 'like a ship coming into port' might sound metaphorical or euphemistic,
But in 1914 (prior to it sinking) your great-grandmother was actually fucked by the Titanic.
Bogs-docs remain deeply skeptical;
Can mum's bum continue as a viable spunk receptacle?
