Mum has just been announced as Honorary President,
Of The Society for Preservation of Serviceable Bogs Dog Excrement.
Dad's notoriety as a canal path flasher,
Is offset by him having a willy like the rind off a bacon rasher.
Aroused, doused, medically housed. The only way to see Ethiopia.
Dad simply cannot fathom how morally off grid,
It is for him to continually show his willy to kid.
Mum headlining act on 'How Many Shits in The Mouth?'
Oh, and direction her tits heading?
South.
Mum’s not charging VAT
On access to her twat
Mum's touring the working men's clubs of Clwyd,
And already has an arsehole bursting with man-fluid.
Even using the most sensitive detectors available at CERN
Dad’s willy is still ‘impossible to discern’
Write authoritative academic papers
About bum sex in public crappers
Blokes know mum and how to really arouse 'er,
A carrier bag of what's come out of the backend of Rover.
