Various stains.
The appeal of it may be somewhat niche, But mum offers up a lovely 'ploughman's quiche.'
For mum, nothing could be finer, Than three blokes apiece in arse, gob and vagina.
SHUT THE FUCKIN' ELL IN.
dad's less wise than an owl and less cunning than a fox; but he knows what he likes: the utter destruction of his shitbox.
Dad's promoting a series of outlandish snake oil tinctures, Claiming to make household objects resemble kid's sphynctas.
Dad is claiming he’s a paedo because his gens Are the size of small children’s.
Packed out gent's last night, mum starred in a no holes barred sex-fest, But it was embarrassing for everyone when your dad turned up and made a little 'dirty protest.'
Mum nailed by blokes with a Burger King Whopper, Leaves her with a "botty-sting slopper."
Mum's down at the conference centre, Letting any bloke with a lanyard enter 'er.
Bogs historians doubt the veracity Of claims that, once in 1987, Mum reached her β€˜bum capacity’
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