Bum-docs are astonished at how mum's arsehole,
Has essentially become her geni-tol(e).
Catastrophic bum injuries that might normally give rise to feelings of grief,
Instead seem to almost bring mum a sense of relief.
Mum might not be the sharpest tool in the box,
But, my God, she knows how to take the largest tool up the box.
Mum's got excellent 'reception'
Of bog-blokes genital section
Mum is no bigot,
In terms of access to her riggot.
Bogs-blokes know its a total lotto,
If they'll get out alive from mum's Xmas grotto.
Local authorities are on high alert,
After dad was spotted out in a micro-skirt.
Mum's in the bogs, with eleven or twelve
Blokes who legally cannot make decisions for themselves.
Only your mum would agree,
to vaginally ingest a mature Oak tree.
