Embarrassment father (museum trouser piss),
Attitude to penile-cleanliness:
Remiss.
Right from the off,
There's blokes in mum's trough.
Mum sometimes likes to work al fresco,
And sees blokes behind the wheelie bins at Tesco.
When dad thinks about a room full of tots in assembly,
His balls spontaneously empty.
The phrase 'like a ship coming into port' might sound metaphorical or euphemistic,
But in 1914 (prior to it sinking) your great-grandmother was actually fucked by the Titanic.
I'm always inclined to break into a jog,
When I'm heading to where your mum's 'working the bog.'
Mum always lets blokes do what they please,
And as a result, she's had every venereal disease.
Mum is a legendary bogs tour de force,
At being being done with force in the back doors.
As an experienced anal porn star, your mum's seen it all,
She's been involved in films that left everyone appalled.
Her range is such that thinking of new scenes gets tougher,
No aesthetic dilemmas for daddy - he's a common or garden gay porn film fluffer!
Mum'll take a pummel where it's farty,
For a single 90s promo blue smartie.
