Mum's attitude is very much one of "can do,"
When it comes to being completely covered in man-poo. ?
There is a solemn tone to the muttering,
Of the bum-docs looking over mum's poo-guttering.
Big bloke spunked so devestatingly far up mum's arsehole,
Now her mouth basically doubles up as 'er fart 'ole.
Bogs-blokes are genuinely mindful,
Of ensuring mum gets a proper behind-full.
Dad's penis size issues continue,
Groinal area now comparable to 'Action Man' (condition: brand new).
Dad has yet to be labeled a ‘pedo guy’ by Elon Musk
Despite spending all his time lurking outside the nursery with his fly open and filled with rusk
Bogs-blokes are uncomfortably aware that the cost of living crisis,
Has pushed up prices,
Of treatments for public lices.
Regrettably, in the contract signed, dad's boss failed to stipulate,
that it's inappropriate to fist oneself, and continually masturbate.
Dad's playing the local nonce-cops for fools;
What's been found on door handles of the primary school,
And floating in the leisure centre kid's pool?
Yep. It's traces of his stool.
Mum sometimes adopts a pose akin to Rodin's "The Thinker"
When considering how to maximise her amount of bloke rod in the stinker
