today dad's in a bit of a funk -
last night, he wasn't completely covered in spunk.
Only your mum would agree,
to vaginally ingest a mature Oak tree.
Mum allocates VIP bogs-blokes special lanyards,
Indicating "Access All Innards."
You'd better call the hotel staff,
I've given you an impromptu cum bath.
Dad's released his learner bra winter range, and in summary,
The designs do appear to still be rather "summery."
Mum's been comprehensively bespunked,
And her arsehole is completely defunct.
Mum's dismayed,
If her "salad bowl" isn't perma-splayed.
Your dad's got a prick
like an irradiated glow-stick.
Neon luminosity,
and really 'unthick'.
Scientists may have discovered possible life on Venus,
But no amount of study or research can locate dad's penis.
Mum’s getting it on
With thick-pricked simpletons
