The expression, "you catch more flies with honey",
Doesn't seem to apply at all to the swarm of blokes buzzing around mum's rank cunny.
After a heavy night of bukkake,
Mum resembles a lemon drizzle cake.
Mum’s quite prolific
In terms of handling pric
For years, Mum’s toiled
To become the ultimate human toilet.
Dad's rap name is "Smallie Smalls"
(his rap technique, much like his sexual technique, simply appalls)
Spring-in-her-step mum off to the bogs with dozens of double blue "I'm in" ticks,
On her Bogs WhatsApp group of "Extreme Thicks."
Mum feels starved like Bobby Sands,
Unless comprehensively nailed by low functioning but enormously well-hung farm-hands.
Dad asked to leave parents evening,
Due to his enquiries about other children along with heavy breathing.
Shame your mum's shit-box isn't oven-proof,
she's been vesuvius-fucked by some weird-cocked yoof.
