I don't want to spoil it,
But mum's new film 'Human Lavatory,' heavily features her being used as a toilet.
Surrounded on all sides by some unknown matter;
Ah, not to worry, it's faecal splatter.
Dad's got nothing of any significance,
In his pants.
Dad sits in McDonald's eating his Happy Meal,
Hoping this might mean kids give his chap a feel.
After decades as a bogs-whore,
Mum has a "gape" like a snake unhinging its jaw.
I've seen your mum,
she's covered in it;
cum.
Plus the shit from my bum.
Mum's considers it an obsolete chore;
having any semblance of pelvic floor.
Dad's closest friends,
Are also blokes who sex offends.
Pony-fuck parade dad (sperm jacket: equestrian),
he's been fisting horses in sex acts un-pedestrian.
if your mum laid every cock she's had end to end,
they'd reach from John O'Groats to Lands End.
