Things wrong with it.
Dad’s setting up an OnlyFans In the mistaken belief there’s untapped latent demand for naked photos of β€˜pasty, seedy man with smooth area instead of gland’
It's a guarantee that it's an activity that mum really does hold in extremely low regard; Anything involving not being hammer-bummed by unfathomably-blessed-farm-hand-retard.
Mum's frothy fanny's like a grande latte. Round the back's Brussel's pate.
Bogs-action will soon restart, First, mum just has to do a five gallon spunk-fart.
Alarmingly, bogs-observers believe mum may not have yet reached her sexual peak, However, it's also noted that her activity may be curtailed by the near erosion of her poo-beak.
Mum goes proper nutter, If not completely covered in dog-butter.
Mum's New Year plans, Predictably involve farm-hands.
Blokes tongue-punch, What mum earlier had for lunch.
Different blokes, different pokes, you've been fucked by the cast of TV's 'Brush Strokes'.
your mum has been described, by those that have seen her, as;
a 'fleshy jizz sock',
a 'spoiled meat hole',
and 'chunky old cortina'.
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