Fart into my iris.
Many bogs-blokes' worlds collapsed, After mum catastrophically prolapsed.
Mum's listening to 'All the Young Dudes' by Mott the Hoople (an appropriate soundtrack to a willy-quadruple)
Currently trending on Twitter: Some bogs-bloke has finally ended mum's shitter.
Father's penis unbelievably small, Almost as if there's nothing there at all.
Mum always "comes in clutch," Just when it *looks* like it might be too much.
Mum's done so many bogs-bendovers, Her arsehole looks like a right dogs dinner (leftovers).
Politics Dad launching another of his Parish Council bids His platform this time? β€˜Free β€˜health examinations’ for all kids’
Dad knows it's a tough gig, Having a willy that's not very big.
Mum can no longer sit, After a busy day entertaining staff and customers in the car park of Kwik Fit.
living in constant fear, of your dad's promise to gape my rear.
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