It's almost as if mum's designed,
To be fucked from behind.
On a day when various counties are officially recognising the state of Palestine,
Bum-docs have said they can no longer officially recognise the state of mum's behine.
Mum's no laggard
When it comes to being aggressively daggered.
it looks like nothing more than a nervous tic,
the pathetic thrusting of your nano-prick.
Driving range daddy,
(bum-attack) golf caddy.
One of mum's key bogs needs,
Is a set of basketball sized anal beads.
Mum's favourite French dish is Coq au Vin,
Followed, of course, by cock of man.
Write a concept album about: yep, trainer bras
Your dad got confused during the vicar's tea,
he shat on the biscuits and dunked them in wee.
For Mum it’s pure nightmare fuel:
The possibility of one day running out of blokes eager to compact her stool
