Different shaped arseholes.
A triplicate list of Dad's sexual experiences (digital copy)
Would fit with a lot of room to spare, appropriately enough, on a very small floppy
Oh fuck!
It's dog's muck.
It's a guarantee that it's an activity that mum really does hold in extremely low regard;
Anything involving not being hammer-bummed by unfathomably-blessed-farm-hand-retard.
Mum's showing extreme impatience,
To be smeared with fresh shit from alsatians.
Dad's on holiday with Actor, Nick Berry,
from his arsehole, a drink!
Oh no, though! it's 'Shit Sherry'.
One doesn't need to be Nostradamus,
To foresee a bleak future for mum's anus.
Mum is Sphinx-like in both disposition and posture, but presumably she enjoys
The continuous barrage of bum-pounding meted out by the bogs-boys
Dad's got a lot on his plate,
Mainly shit and piss - and it doesn't taste great.
dad's in the bloke-bogs (with nothing 'to show'),
trying in vain to make it stiff
(hairdryer setting: blow).
Even the most incompetent and complacent members of Nonce Squad wouldn’t struggle to follow the clues
Dad’s leaving to his sexual proclivities - for example flyposting offers of ‘free erotic massage for under-twos’
