Let's keep the onus on the anus!
Mum: chasmal shit cabinet like a fucked Dim Sum;
Dad?
Ladbrokes, Wrexham.
Mum's a real stickler,
For ensuring the dog-shit sticks to 'er.
It's interesting to note,
that it's your dad's cock in this stoat.
In order to be penetrated by those precious extra few inches,
Mum and bogs-blokes employ a sophisticated system of scaffold and winches.
Ebay dad, searching for "cries real tears" dolls,
With fuckable holes.
Your dad's ingested the 'Mighty Sandy Heath Transmitter';
forcing the entire structure right up his ailing shitter.
Dad's frighteningly fearless,
In his pursuit of the hairless.
After bogs-blokes have gone and had their way,
Mum's arsehole resembles an over caramelised crème brûlée.
Mum's up for any bogs-gig,
Her motto? 'There's no cock too big.'
