Dad's favoured material for a wank?
Yep, it's the diary of Anne Frank.
I'm very much betting,
That dad's still bedwetting.
Mum feels starved like Bobby Sands,
Unless comprehensively nailed by low functioning but enormously well-hung farm-hands.
They say "The battle of Waterloo was won on the playing fields of Eton,"
But for mum, the battle of "working the loo" was learnt in a 1970s public toilet in Nuneaton.
Mum's 'bum cycling' but what's caught in the spokes?
It's loads of shit and piss, origin: gents-blokes.
it isn't painless,
when you terrify my anus.
Dad's canal towpath flashing victims have got the giggles,
At the sight of his maggot that barely wiggles.
banging dad's slack shitpipe is a constant worry.
one wrong move could lead to a storm of slurry.
dad's bum: wrenched.
mum: cum-drenched.
thirst quenched.
Dad expresses his preference for kids,
By posting nurseries his old pants (with skids).
