Dad’s out cruising in his old jalopy
Offering kids a trip to meet ‘Mr Floppy’
tend towards feelings of sadness and loss, gather together (male group penis toss)
One can no longer describe there being a marriage,
Between mum's perineum and the rest of her undercarriage.
two wrongs don't make a right,
but two bigblokes' dongs would make dad's night.
Dad’s penis does its closest approach to ‘thicks’
When he’s watching videos of the Junior Paralympics
It's the 2010 Prick Fayre, and judging's begun for 'Category: Thin,'
Dad's aiming to take first prize - his entry looks a 'shoe-in.'
New this Chrimbo:
Dad now self-identifying as "thinbo".
As your mum approached the dance floor to join the other ravers,
a new smell was introduced (twat stench: 'Quavers').
Mum's...?
Doing a handstand in the bogs;
Face like box of frogs;
Grim-faced blokes giving her a good rog(er)s;
Zoomed-in high-res live stream of her poo-lodge(s).
Dad's sex life reflects the saddest of sonnets,
Not least because he's got fuck-all under the bonnet.
