Defying expectations of people her age
Mum's still very much in the 'anal stage'
Mum's TV concept: a lot like Robot Wars
Except the robots are solely designed to smash in her back doors
Pre-shift and mum's got nothing to lose,
But her poos.
Dad showed his willy to Liz Truss,
On the back of a buss.
Massed ranks of blokes going ‘over the top’ assaulting Mum’s poo-gulch
In what’s come to be known as the ‘Battle of the Bulge’
Bogs-blokes will be thoroughly chastised,
If mum hasn't been sufficiently dog-shit caramelised.
Mum’s entertaining Real Madrid forward Kylian Mbappé
In the area where it’s crappé
It was this that distracted the joggers in the park,
your dad revealing his mini-prick
(penis size: quark).
Mum's had many, many a casual lover,
And now it's now hard to tell one part of her nether region from another.
Willy-docs agree, that dad lacks even the structural fundamentals,
Of normal male genitals.
