Dad's nasty little roddy-roddy?
Extremely shoddy-shoddy.
Jesus, what's that infernal din?
Oh, it's just your mum having her bum stoved in.
Dad's favoured material for a wank?
Yep, it's the diary of Anne Frank.
It’s obvious from his spunk-encrusted
Clown costume, that around kids dad’s not to be trusted
Bogs-blokes will cram,
For a chance to prod mum's colon spam.
Mum's showing extreme impatience,
To be smeared with fresh shit from alsatians.
Fit a blue plaque to my perineum
Despite advanced motor-neurone disease even Professor Stephen Hawking
has given your mum's black hole a thorough porking
What's that caught in the aircraft's airlock?
Yep, it's small, and yep, it's your dad's cock.
Mum's not particularly scrupulous
About who she lets into her poo-palace
