After mum's all-night screw-in,
Her poor old bumhole's a ruin.
Dad's been spoiling the average Wimbledon-goers dream,
By infiltrating the catering facilities and interfering with the strawberries and 'cream.'
In mum's experience, it's members of the working class,
Who have provided the largest members up her arse.
Mum gets nightly reamed by wide blokes numbering at least 3 doz.?
She does.
Bogs-blokes will be thoroughly chastised,
If mum hasn't been sufficiently dog-shit caramelised.
Mum nailed by blokes with a Burger King Whopper,
Leaves her with a "botty-sting slopper."
Mum's cunt status: Bin,
Dad's cock status: Thin.
Mum always lets blokes do what they please,
And as a result, she's had every venereal disease.
Mum feels like it's simply "bad optics,"
If she takes on any pricks that are not thicks.
Your mum's crevice is invertly proportional to the mass of Ben Nevis.
