Half a pound of massive bloke's cock, Cunt the size of a salad bowl, That's the way your mummy goes,
Pop! Goes her arsehole!!
Playground Dad trying to invite kids over to play Pikmin
In order to show them his prik (thin)
Regrettably, in the contract signed, dad's boss failed to stipulate,
that it's inappropriate to fist oneself, and continually masturbate.
Your mum: 'Bigguns';
Your dad: Biggins.
Dad's latest excuse,
Is that he "just really likes child abuse".
Mum's enlisted farm hands to erect a 'big bog-bloke gantry',
With stunning views and ample parking over her fucked piss-pantry.
It's Christmas day
And, predicably,
Mum's a'splay.
Mum's bogs-powers might finally be fading,
But she's still capable of large scale sex-acts that are truly degrading.
Your dad was left champing at the sexual 'bit',
after filling the bog with horror-dogshit.
