Mum's...?
Doing a handstand in the bogs;
Face like box of frogs;
Grim-faced blokes giving her a good rog(er)s;
Zoomed-in high-res live stream of her poo-lodge(s).
Mum's gutted,
If she hasn't been 'gutted.'
look! see the benders' endless glee!
they're stoving dad's rear end tremendously!
Blokes have carte blanche
To serve Mum a hot lunch.
Mum’s invited 80s tennis stars Bjorn Borg and Boris Becker
To play ‘mixed doubles’ (aka bogs ‘double decker’)
Your dad beams as he's reamed by the oil rigors,
In their collective mind he's faked the cock-size figures.
Mum can no longer sit,
After a busy day entertaining staff and customers in the car park of Kwik Fit.
call the pope and tell him the news:
my finger came off in your mother's cooze.
Dad keeps trying to ‘ball’
Children who are very small
