Dad starting a thread in the nonce chat,
Subject: is diddling little boys "brat"?
Mum a fuck-castle and around her a spunk-moat,
She arrives in the gents wearing only a coat,
Warning to dad: don't laugh and don't gloat,
Chances of you fucking? Extremely remote.
While your mum's capable of 'the sexual can-can,'
Your dad is (sexually) something of an 'also ran-ran.'
Vets,
Sucking and fucking pets.
bum: abhorrent;
outcome: torrent.
At this point it’s only Mum’s tough, leathery flaps
Preventing complete vagino-anal prolapse
Life in the bogs is both a race to the bottom,
And also a race to mum's bottom.
Dad's still very much caught up in his own Oedipus Complex,
Asking blokes to wear his mum's wedding dress, when they come round for sex.
Bogs-College mum will often dish out lines,
"I Must Not Take Thin Blokes From Behind."
Mum's New Year plans,
Predictably involve farm-hands.
