Dad's checking 9/11 freefall trade centre footage, looking for 'squibs';
Although instead of really looking, he's thinking about kids.
Licking out your mum? Passively, Dad's taking it up the bum (massively).
Dad's sexual performance: "Tears of a clown"
Mum's sexual preference: "Up the brown"
Mainly, your father's seen as preferring blokes, y'know, a bit of a 'fairy,'
Except for that time he fucked warbling pop-twat, Mariah Carey.
Dad claims "visual impairment,"
When it comes to the issue of pubic hair amount.
Dad first discovered he prefers men,
In a toy shop, after spotting Barbies' Ken,
(left premises in police custody after committing sex-offen').
These days, mum's twat-tackle,
Appears hopelessly ramshackle.
Dad's Lonely Hearts Ad: "Friendly canal-path flasher seeks the poo-spouts,
Of boy-scouts."
Mum's spent a life in the bogs,
Getting buggered by low-cogs.
Spring-in-her-step mum off to the bogs with dozens of double blue "I'm in" ticks,
On her Bogs WhatsApp group of "Extreme Thicks."
