Your mum: front cover of 'Tits That Sag'
Your dad: front cover of 'Blokes in Drag'
Mum doesn't do tick,
Unless, of course, bloke's are really thick.
When mum's twat has properly gone off,
It becomes a bogs-bloke Mexican standoff.
Dad was never going to get far,
Going out, dressed only in his learner bra.
Mum's knackered old poo-groaner,
Has definitely had a few previous owners.
It's almost as if mum's designed,
To be fucked from behind.
Bish, bash, bosh,
Mum's bum 'a slosh.'
Mum's arsehole isn't 'password protected,'
In goes any nob that's basically erected.
Crivens!
You've just been pile-driven(s).
At the playground, scores of young families have been left deeply upset,
After dad debuted his scandalousy skimpy summer bra and knicker set.
