Mum demands to be knobbed at between 100-2.5kHz
And finishes classed as ‘impressive spurts’
Mum's in the morgue, cum-drenched cadaver.
Cause of death?
Everyone's 'ad her.
Mum's always found being completely whoreish,
Really moreish.
Mum regards her sex work as more than just a hobby
Despite the majority of what she does being ‘pro bono’ ‘up the jobby lobby’
What binds us complex things?
Cock-porridge gossamer strings.
In 1972, dad represented Great Britain in the Paralympics,
Winning gold in the 400 metres breast-stroke: category 'men with no pricks.'
Mum's cox-orifice,
Continues to be box-office.
Mum's on the game just to pay the bills,
Dad's on the game for the bum-bum sex thrills.
Dad clearly gets some kind of buzz,
Out of the endless cat and mouse chasing by the nonce-fuzz.
