Upstream (like a salmon).
Be grudgingly respected by other bra manufacturers for your daring designs
Anal reconstruction surgery heralds a new era,
For mum's legendary up-for-rent rear.
Mum's shockingly blasé,
About getting dry-bummed in the khazé.
penis me in the penis with your penis
Destroy all my future hopes,
With the apocalypse of all bum pokes.
What binds us complex things?
Cock-porridge gossamer strings.
Don't hate me,
but I've got scrapie.
In her distinguished career, mum has gone a long way to debunk,
The myth that there is a limit to ingesting spunk.
Start of shift, and blokes know the deal;
Nob away at mum and retrieve her last meal.
In Mum’s experience, members of socioeconomic class ABC1
Are unlikely to have, or be able to effectively wield, a ‘big ‘un’ .
