Various ideas.
Defying expectations of people her age Mum's still very much in the 'anal stage'
Mum's TV concept: a lot like Robot Wars Except the robots are solely designed to smash in her back doors
Pre-shift and mum's got nothing to lose, But her poos.
Dad showed his willy to Liz Truss, On the back of a buss.
Massed ranks of blokes going ‘over the top’ assaulting Mum’s poo-gulch In what’s come to be known as the ‘Battle of the Bulge’
Bogs-blokes will be thoroughly chastised, If mum hasn't been sufficiently dog-shit caramelised.
Mum’s entertaining Real Madrid forward Kylian Mbappé In the area where it’s crappé
It was this that distracted the joggers in the park, your dad revealing his mini-prick (penis size: quark).
Mum's had many, many a casual lover, And now it's now hard to tell one part of her nether region from another.
Willy-docs agree, that dad lacks even the structural fundamentals, Of normal male genitals.
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