Dad's trying to get explicit 4K photos of kid's dicks
On a Zilog Z8000-based C8002 running 1980 Unix.
Be grudgingly respected by other bra manufacturers for your daring designs
In the categorisation of sex offenders, Dad features in many sections
Thankfully for many of his potential victims though, one is ‘unable to achieve or maintain erections’
Bogs-blokes show awed, solemn, respect
Entering the depths of mum's poo-vortex.
Blokes are trying to cop a feel,
Of mum's last meal.
Mum's a dab hand,
At "milking" farmhands.
Mum is beside herself with rage,
Due to blokes still being in 'semi stage.'
Your mum has a certain air of defiance,
Around how (sexually, with big blokes) she's defied medical science.
Mum produces a daily arse-paella,
Which is essentially the spunk of loads of fella.
The Bogs-Slut Union is the only organisation,
Supporting its members strive for poorer working conditions.
