Dad's attempting to cop-a-feel;
Of area: 'poo-and-wee-congeal'.
Bogs-blokes deploying Amphibious Landing Craft,
To enable full exploration of mum's treacherous crap shaft.
Dad's unable to find a willing sexual partner;
But finds toddlers a reliable penis hardener.
There's your dad poncing fags in jail,
wanking through the bars, and shitting in a pail.
Mum's attitude is very much one of "can do,"
When it comes to being completely covered in man-poo. ?
Dad’s reading Nabokov
With his trousersov
Dad attempts to lure kids for sex,
Riding around on a BMX.
Drive a industrial thresher up my bum
There's invariably a panoply,
Of visitors in mum's shit-canopy.
mum's nightly pounding in the gents': savage.
dad's sexual performance: well below average.
