There's little hope
Of dad's prick being visible under even the strongest microscope.
Dad's made his peace,
With needing kid-vids to achieve sexual release.
Mum's just bogs rage-quit,
Citing "not enough dog-shit."
Bogs-blokes have finally located 'the area from which mum doth go the toilet,'
And now they're going to furtherly spoil it.
as Mum increasingly resembles Nora Batty
So likewise increases her desire to be covered in scatty
In the gents, blokes have developed a one-way system,
Taking them directly to mum, who's bent over the cistern.
Mum's a master of the dark arts,
Of diarrhoea infused fanny-farts.
it really can't be overstated
how many times your mum has been penetrated.
Dad's tween-trouser area: thin and shit,
it remains a constant challenge: trying to make it transmit.
As an experienced anal porn star, your mum's seen it all,
She's been involved in films that left everyone appalled.
Her range is such that thinking of new scenes gets tougher,
No aesthetic dilemmas for daddy - he's a common or garden gay porn film fluffer!
