Mum's cracking open the Asti Spumante
To celebrate the return of the legendary 'Signor Willy-Elephanty'
Mum's nether regions,
No longer have clear distinctions.
Dad's re-reading Lolita,
But not as a work of literature.
Mum: “up the chocolate”
Dad: “sexually inadequate”
One can no longer describe there being a marriage,
Between mum's perineum and the rest of her undercarriage.
In the 80's, mum was opposed to the development of Trident,
A bit of a hippy, she's also very sexually compliant.
Mum demands it "down there":
South of the per'.
Your dad's been seen having massive wank,
over a shit and piss riddled glastonbury effluent tank.
Mum goes proper nutter,
If not completely covered in dog-butter.
From preliminary tests, your dad's bum-lab data appeared genuinely chuffing,
In the future, everyone will be able to see their bum dilate, prior to guffing.
