Head Bogs-Bloke fires the starter gun,
And we're off! Another night of mum's bum fun!
Mum's quite high profile in contemporary porno magazines,
Dad's a 1970's gay porn has-been.
Dripping with shit, yet no need to cry foul,
it's hardly the first time i've vacated my bowel
(on your face).
Blokes making mum’s arse mega-sore
In the stockroom of Virgin Megastore
Dad's cunning child ambush plan: foiled
Kids alerted by dad's pungent gens-stench (milk, spoiled)
When it comes to ‘doggy style’
Mum’s current pric-thicness cutoff is the 99th percentile
Queueing bogs-blokes know exactly what beckons,
It's the multiple equivalent of mum's "sloppy seconds."
Mum prefers ‘Baked bean tin’
To ‘thin’
Bedsit dad spending his evening solo,
Except for the company of mildly lubed Polo.
Dad prefers farm men,
And / or children.
