Dimensional portal-tear piss.
i didn't think there'd be feelings of remorse,
until i saw the size of the horse.
witnessed thru your mum's horror glass,
(that's the window to look in her ass)
gallons of swimmers:semen mass.
Mum's "south pole" exerts an irresistible attractive force,
Upon all men hung like a horse.
Mum's on the game just to pay the bills,
Dad's on the game for the bum-bum sex thrills.
Newly recruited bog-blokes are encouraged not to tarry
As it prevents other blokes from give it to mum 'up the Gary'.
Mum's twat able to take just about any size member,
Her arsehole?
Well, that's a desensitisation chamber.
There is a sombre mood,
As blokes gather reflectively around the area from which mum once pooed.
churn my back end butter.
Bogs-blokes say "bon voyage,"
To mum's anal passage.
It's amazing, how blokes are prepared to take their chances,
When mum has such atrocious twat and arse flatulences.
