Making mountains out of molehills...
At the risk of seeming sentimental, or seeing things through rose-tinted glasses, Your mum's bonked a lot of blokes from all races, backgrounds and classes.
Mum's inviting the blokes to deck her "halls", With the contents of their balls.
Mum's received a smorgasbord of colossal-farmhand gush And now her arsehole and twat are a sloppy, indistinct mush.
Mum: bogs-slut champ, Dad: wanker's cramp.
harnessed to a tree, hard to cum: hurts to pee.
Objectification of mum: cunt / arse, which one? Most blokes go for the former. Your dad? Fuck knows really, he's just a 'sexual bench-warmer.'
Dadโ€™s peen (teeny weeny) Is unfortunately not concealed by his translucent mankini
No bogs-bloke has ever complained Of leaving Mumโ€™s sessions with balls undrained.
Dad wants to be a cool nonce, Like TVs "The Fonz."
Mum has a far from elite, Poo-pleat.
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