it’s a Happy New Year!
Of course in the bogs it’s Mum’s dog-crappy old rear
Mum's getting drilled by former Heavyweight champion Riddick Bowe;
(Enormous 4k distended horror-prolapse emerging in slo-mo).
Dad: not-willy-proud
Mum: ploughed.
No bogs-bloke has ever complained
Of leaving Mum’s sessions with balls undrained.
Dad went with high hopes to the Chelsea Flower Show,
But was ejected from the premises for attempting to display his 'brown flower-'ole.'
Bogs-vets are a notoriously active lobbying group,
Pressurising government to formally investigate lost blokes in mum's crap-hoop.
The end of year lists are in
Dad’s odds-on favourite to win
The category: “thin”.
Mum's on the front lines,
In the war on behinds.
Mum's a total Nazi,
In her demand for only big lads doing her up the "fartsie."
Tripped and fell
(dad's shit slide and urine carousel).
