Poor-core.
Dad's misunderstood the 'laying on of hands'; Trumboning the vicar and presenting his glans.
It’s not quite true that Mum’s got an insatiable sexual appetite- Once, in 1974, she requested a 5 minute break after 2 continuous weeks of being tag-teamed up the bum-pipe
Mum's able to offer blokes highly advanced options in accessing her orifices, Confused onlooker dad, remains one of lifes sex-novices.
Mum's been DP'd, By Dave Lee Travis and Mike Read.
Mum's attitude is very much one of "can do," When it comes to being completely covered in man-poo. ?
All kinds of blokes can find common ground, In knob-knackering mum's poo-surround.
Dad'll do anything for a bag of skittles, But there's never any takers cos his willy's little(s).
Loads of blokes, Are subjecting mum's shitter to their hardest strokes.
Latest bogs forecast? Mum, 99.9% "catastroph-arsed".
It would appear, sir, that it's irrefutably true; Your mum's been literally caked in dog poo.
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