Mum charges Polish blokes one zloty
For unlimited access to her botty-slotty.
Not-actually-dying Dad demanding his ‘palliative care’
Be provided by ‘pale young boys with no pubic hair’
Charity shop Dad clutching a copy of Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince's 'Parents Just Don't Understand'
In hopes that this prop will convince kids to touch his shriveled genital gland
Dad's doing his morning rounds,
Of the local playgrounds.
For mum and her derrière,
It's a case of 'the more the merrier.'
Bogs-therapists treating traumatised bogs-blokes hear a similar tale,
Descriptions of mum's twat: "empty tube of Pringles," flavour: "prawn and cocktail."
Micro-willyologists have answered Dad's prayer:
They've upgraded him from 'pubic hair'
To 'barely there'
Pilot my bra into the heart of Uranus
Let's break out the bubbly!
Your mum's up for a willy-doubley!!
Mum's twat able to take just about any size member,
Her arsehole?
Well, that's a desensitisation chamber.
