Not thick.
Mumโ€™s recruited many, many men In order to do to her arsehole what the RAF in 1945 did to Dresden
The farmhands are all having a "big cock-off", And the winner gets to "sledgehammer mum's lock off".
After your dads organ grinding recital, it looked as if it had gone through a fucking spin cycle.
I'm off to see the new film starring Dame Judi Dench, It's your mum's long-awaited bio-pic entitled 'The Trench.'
These days, mum's twat-tackle, Appears hopelessly ramshackle.
Dad starting a thread in the nonce chat, Subject: is diddling little boys "brat"?
Dad's experiencing toxic shock: His immune system has finally rejected his nano-cock.
Dad's attempting to convey how smooth genitalia "gleams," During a chat with other nonces on Microsoft Teams.
Approaching the playground, Dadโ€™s pulse starts to quicken Luckily for the kids, his willy doth not thicken
Mum fondly remembers Russian biker Vlad "The Impaler," And how she had to intermittently reach for her inhaler.
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