Upstream (like a salmon).
Back in her prime, Mum got nailed in the bogs *all* the time.
Dad's one of the real big-wigs, In the community of willy-not-bigs.
I don't want to spoil it, But mum's new film 'Human Lavatory,' heavily features her being used as a toilet.
Mum's bogs-powers might finally be fading, But she's still capable of large scale sex-acts that are truly degrading.
Distressingly, mum's only on the first leg, Of the annual 24 hour marathon competition 'Chomp the Dog-Egg.'
Mum's frothy fanny's like a grande latte. Round the back's Brussel's pate.
dad's in the gents again getting fucked by piltdown man, mum's back at the twat-quacks (booth stench: week-old flan).
Mum's manifest admiration of Russian space technology, Makes one ponder on the word 'split', and its etymology.
it’s a Happy New Year! Of course in the bogs it’s Mum’s dog-crappy old rear
Mum’s ordered ‘a lot of BumSex’ Delivered by a succession of blokes from FedEx
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