Staple me onto your crotch.
When your mum's loitering in town, it's guaranteed some bloke'll pot the brown;
And in her shit, drown.
Dad's playing Farming Simulator,
As part of his desperate search for an erection stimulator.
It's a total sham;
this isn't my bum diagram.
Dad's on holiday with Actor, Nick Berry,
from his arsehole, a drink!
Oh no, though! it's 'Shit Sherry'.
Credit crunch - your mum's fuck-prices down to 50p,
Not enough for her to afford a fucking shitty KFC.
Dad sex attempt: Abort! Abort!
Penis error #71: it's thin & short.
Forms to fill in about mother's quim
'Smell', 'Girth', 'Number of pricks at once', 'How grim?'
Title of mum's autobiography: 'Where Angels Fear to Turd,'
Dad's?
'From Bloke to Bird.'
Mum: Donkey Kong,
Dad: Pong.
