Dimensional portal-tear piss.
Mum welcomes all thick blokes who are "anally diligent",
Dad out on two counts - 1. sexually slapdash
2. tiny willy gent
Mum's petitioning Duolingo
To add 'the language of love' (ie getting jackhammered in the Ringo)
It's the evening shift, and in blokes troop,
To form line behind mum's poo-scoop.
Extreme S&M Dad enquires into getting his willy ‘docked’
Only for back alley penis-doc to inform him this would leave him ‘negative cocked’
Mum loves a summer football tournament, with all the hooligans,
Drunkenly hammering away at her twat and poo cans.
it really can't be overstated
how many times your mum has been penetrated.
Mum a fuck-castle and around her a spunk-moat,
She arrives in the gents wearing only a coat,
Warning to dad: don't laugh and don't gloat,
Chances of you fucking? Extremely remote.
I've burst a cum-bubble,
On your bum-stubble.
Dad's set out in a new bra and knicker set,
That the general public may not be ready for yet.
Come sunshine or rain,
Pleasure or pain,
I'll always hold disdain for your dad's main vein.
