Mum is clinical,
In her total, all-round servicing of men's genital.
It could be described as 'greedy'
Mum's ambition to contract every form of VD
Confirm you'll be my anal slave,
Or I will be forced to piss on your ancestors graves.
When mum's cunt stinks of tuna,
Blokes really start to cum too soon(a).
Crisis averted!!
A bogs-bloke has spotted a dog outside that has just dirtied.
Dad fondly remembers his shortlived tenure,
As editor of the Mothercare brochure.
Dad finds the local primary "sexually electric";
Good thing his willy's chronically "non-erectic".
Mum and the blokes are all thoroughly convinced,
That the state of her bumhole should be "thoroughly minced".
Let's keep the onus on the anus!
No bogs-bloke has ever complained
Of leaving Mum’s sessions with balls undrained.
