Any and all blokes can fuck mum with ease,
And that's why she always has a venereal disease.
When your dad spunks,
It's always in his trunks.
Mum's anal flooring,
Has lost its mooring.
Mum's on a strict diet,
Of spunk and dog-shite.
Mum’s absolutely apoplectic
Due to the ingress of blokes not fully erectic
It's January and mum's hitting the gym,
To work on a more bogs-hardy quim.
Dad's been cancelled on social media,
Due to his incessant promoting of paedophilia.
Like a black hole's gravity,
Blokes are pulled in to mum's brown cavity.
Construct a sophisticated multi-level regression model of my prolapse
Mum's swearing an oath to King, Country and God
While opening up her 'cathedral doors' to admit Black Rod
