When it comes to the bum-plunder, your dad prefers auntie Mable,
On account of her massive tits, and that she's mentally unstable.
Mum's year in review?
Poo-screw after poo-screw after poo-screw.
Dad's personal willy hygienist,
Is on record saying "this man has the filthiest penis."
Shame on you for reading this, as your poor father chokes on my fetid piss.
Unconstructively criticise
My shit box and inner thighs.
'Mater's in the billiard room having a round of anahl with the gardener'
So caked in blood was the anal canal,
The surgeons employed a garden trowel.
Mum's new tattoo,
Is a heart emblazoned with the words "public loo."
Rewrite all famous songs featuring the word ‘kiss’ but replacing it with the word ‘piss’
Through hard work and dedication, your dad found his knob fits in,
the buggered up corpse of Russian novelist, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn.
