Accuse my prolapse of being anti-semetic.
It's fair to say that recently, your dad's been acting rather queerly,
Apparently he's been caught in the bogs with CDT teacher, Mr Brearley.
Mum fucked by snow plough, speed setting: fast,
thick crowd of gents-blokes, demeanour: aghast.
Blokes knobbing mum "up where it's shitty",
Sad bedsit dad "wanking on mcvitie".
Mum can handle multiple penis,
With the grace and skill of a concert pianist.
Mum's always loved,
Being stoved.
Mum's main area of knowledge,
Centres around 'arseholedge.'
Mum's insistence on anal,
Is bordering on banal.
in the bedroom, mum is 'dicktutorial'.
meanwhile, dad's style is more 'funereal'.
It's as if mum was meant,
To spend her life in the gents.
Mum's old botty-slotty: fucked,
Dad's sloppy shit-barn: mucked.
