Upstream (like a salmon).
When blokes come round to stove her, mum gets rhythmic (bossanova).
Men feed and clothe her.
In the 80's, mum was opposed to the development of Trident,
A bit of a hippy, she's also very sexually compliant.
Mum's in the gents covered in other bloke's poo,
Dad's at home fucking a jar of Ragu.
There's lots of questions yet to be asked, about your granddad's jizz (by your father, flasked).
Hedge-lurker dad catches a glimpse of kiddie-flesh,
And scampers off home for a wank-sesh.
It's amazing, how blokes are prepared to take their chances,
When mum has such atrocious twat and arse flatulences.
Mum always gets "bummed something terrible",
By blokes that are low-functioning and non-verbal.
After 25 laps of relentless bogs ‘getting nasty’
Mum pulls into the pits for an F1-style emergency vaginoplasty
Rewrite all famous songs featuring the word ‘kiss’ but replacing it with the word ‘piss’
