Utterly destroy my arsehole.
Mum doesn't do tick,
Unless, of course, bloke's are really thick.
Mum's planning to spend Valentine's
With many men taking her from behind
Mum's been nominated for an OBE,
For service and dedication in the public lavatory.
It's fair to say that recently, your dad's been acting rather queerly,
Apparently he's been caught in the bogs with CDT teacher, Mr Brearley.
Dad (unnatural preoccupation with children genitally unhaired),
Is also entirely sexually unprepared,
And his prick, profoundly impaired.
After a particularly heavy night, the bum-doctors feared for your mother's bum-bum health,
And I can personally vouch for the fact she was (sexually) a pale shadow of her former self.
As a nonce,
Dad has a worrying amount of confidence.
Dad's 'erection,'
Simply lacks any conviction.
Scientists may have discovered possible life on Venus,
But no amount of study or research can locate dad's penis.
Your dad was left champing at the sexual 'bit',
after filling the bog with horror-dogshit.
