Mum's so smashed from bottles of Châteauneuf-du-Pape,
Blokes are becoming inebriated from a sniff of her crap.
Dad listens to a lot of Enya,
Which is common amongst child sex offenders.
Train Chat-GPT
To gargle your shit and wee.
Mum's absolutely had it,
With blokes running out of serviceable dog-shit.
Mum's in the bogs,
With low-cogs.
penis me in the penis with your penis
Mum's spent the whole of winter
With blokes up her 'plops-printer'.
Charity shop Dad clutching a copy of Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince's 'Parents Just Don't Understand'
In hopes that this prop will convince kids to touch his shriveled genital gland
Ebay dad, searching for "cries real tears" dolls,
With fuckable holes.
In a bizarre tribute to drum and bass DJ and producer, doctor Scot;
your mum forced two Technics turntables and a Vestax mixer up her mott.
