Bogs-blokes are using promo codes,
For free Friday night access to mum's poo-abode.
Dad feels there's scope,
For predatory behaviour in and around the changing rooms of Scope.
Mum's poo-centre,
Remains extremely popular.
Dad didn't get a callback from the US predecessor to Dragon's Den, "Shark Tank",
For his proposed video series, "Helping Toddlers Wank".
Blokes finding it increasingly difficult to speak kindly,
About mum's spilling twat-cabbage and surrounding debris.
Your mum's not really yet felt the pinch of the recession,
She's a tuppeny slut in the 'world's oldest profession.'
It's a freezing cold night, but still blokes are queuing,
For a taste of mum's "sticky toffee pudding."
Bogs-blokes are genuinely mindful,
Of ensuring mum gets a proper behind-full.
Dad's just left the photocopier,
"brown-smeared, smellier and sloppier."
Your mum's at her cleverest
with a rolled up New Scientist (science fist)
