Your mum's had discussions with her lawyers and is now issuing a writ,
Against all the blokes that haven't entirely covered her in shit.
The posters for dad's new one man show promised a "fun family day out",
But unfortunately, right from curtain up, his knob was just all the way out.
Mum's in the bedroom covered in a jar of Uncle Ben's (ready to cook),
Dad's in the kitchen wanking over Ken Hom(o)'s new stirfry cock-wok book.
Dad's conflating the idea he has feminist principles,
With the fact he has tiny and dysfunctional genitals.
once you've found it,
pound it.
I think I saw your penis - trick of light/prism.
And on the end, a small amount of jism.
Dad showed his willy to Liz Truss,
On the back of a buss.
Smart bogs-blokes hold in mind the saying 'the early bird catches the worm,'
And try to get in the bogs before mum has ingested unfathomable quantities of sprerm.
There's considerable overlap,
Between people who have been to the park and people that have seen dad's 'old chap'.
Your dad and Mathew Kelly?
'You Bet!'.
Remaining anus: 'welly'
(Weird-fuck: Boba Fett).
