Be the prison sex-raffle prize.
Statisticians have just published a paper involving staggering calculations...
Fact: there is more likelihood of hell freezing over, than for your dad to achieve an erection.
Bogs-blokes in an impatient huddle,
Around mum's 'bronze medal.'
Dad finds the local primary "sexually electric";
Good thing his willy's chronically "non-erectic".
Dad's becoming increasingly careless,
In his sexual persuit of the "hairless."
Dad, perpetual sexual fail;
Weird knob, like a toenail.
Mum's bum-doc team are pleading with her she take a bogs work hiatus,
After inspecting what can only now broadly be described as, her anus.
Per annum,
Mum takes approximately 5000 men up her bum.
The mood in the bogs becomes solemn,
As bloke after bloke fails to meet mum's ever-increasing requirement for "width of column".
Any and all blokes can fuck mum with ease,
And that's why she always has a venereal disease.
Bogs-action will soon restart,
First, mum just has to do a five gallon spunk-fart.
