Staple me onto your crotch.
In the 80's, mum was opposed to the development of Trident,
A bit of a hippy, she's also very sexually compliant.
Mum's long and prestigious career as a toilet slut is entering a tailspin,
As it becomes abundantly clear that *all* bogs-blokes are now too thin.
Bogs-philosophers debate that, with the amount of maintenance work done on mum's anus,
Does this make it a kind of arsehole 'Ship of Theseus?'
Your mum is well known to be able to excellently manhandle,
Any size (usually massive) bloke's panhandle.
At the Penis Championships Dad's the source of much mirth
After it emerges that on the entry form he had in fact _not_ mistakenly written in the box marked 'length' his 'girth'
The hemorrhoids protruding from mum's arsehole,
Are the size of profiteroles.
Mum went off to the 'Bum-'Ole Destruction Spring Fayre,'
Came back with anus-status: beyond repair.
Dad's attendance at the school non-uniform day,
Was met with dismay,
Due to his extreme take on the Biker from YMCA.
it really can't be overstated
how many times your mum has been penetrated.
Blokes going kamikaze
Trying to sink Mum's brown battleship in the khazi.
