Even though his penis has been medically proven as inneffectual,
Dad's still classified by police as a 'dangerous homosexual.'
sometimes it's important to have a moment of reflection,
like when dad tries to recall the only time he ever achieved erection.
As a poofter, dad's really into his flower arranging,
He's done some designs for local leisure centres (mainly so he could watch other men changing).
Bog-blokes
Swarming Mum's bum-crocus
Like locusts
Mum's personality's not very likable,
But blokes don't care, as long as she's "town bike-able".
Top of dad's wish list ,
Covered in piss and shit.
Latest bogs forecast?
Mum, 99.9% "catastroph-arsed".
It's hardly a Wittgensteinian proposition,
It's your mum maneuvering into the doggy position.
People are harassing dad randomly,
Because everyone's heard about his prick-catastrophe.
Blokes have carte blanche
To serve Mum a hot lunch.
