Upstream (like a salmon).
At this point itβs only Mumβs tough, leathery flaps
Preventing complete vagino-anal prolapse
Mum's been left saddled,
With a fanny that's been 'over-paddled.'
Dadβs had his groin tattooed with a kind of penile Trompe-l'Εil
To try and compensate for his total genital fail.
Standing room only on Mum's double-decker bumper bigblokes bus
Destination sign reads: BOGS OR BUST
Father's last-ditch penis solution: boil it,
Plot for non-arsehole showers-stoving?
Foil it.
Dad's sexual knowledge clearly woefully poor:
He has no understanding at all of what genitals are for.
Dad's been cancelled on social media,
Due to his incessant promoting of paedophilia.
All year round mum's firmly on the books
For brutal bum sessions eroding her nooks.
Bogs-blokes are facing up uphill battle,
To be recognised by mum as anything other than 'cock cattle.'
