Dad grows increasingly discontent
With his girl- and boyfriends as they approach the age of consent
Mum's once again got her tits in a mangle,
So blokes are having to come in at a kind of "Dutch angle".
Dad's the main story on Bad Penis Report:
An in-depth feature on how it's weird and short.
Even some of the regular big-blokes came out of the gents looking disturbed,
But the sheer scale of the violence aimed at mum's bum still remained uncurbed.
penis me in the penis with your penis
Mum's rear,
Has been "reduced to clear."
It's a guarantee that it's an activity that mum really does hold in extremely low regard;
Anything involving not being hammer-bummed by unfathomably-blessed-farm-hand-retard.
Mum's one of those old-school bogs-sluts, prone to to snobbery,
Where it's all about up-the-arse and no cock-gobbery.
After the trauma in the gents of a seventy four hour stoving,
your dad carried on as normal, renewing the coving.
Don't make any other plans,
Tonight you'll have your backside rammed.
