Recommend me on LinkedIn for being ‘extremely good at pissing’
Dad was wrong when thought he might be more of an attractive man,
The evening he went out after applying his own shit as a sort of fake tan.
Dad's got the bad knob trifecta:
Weird; thin; non-erecter.
in the bedroom, mum is 'dicktutorial'.
meanwhile, dad's style is more 'funereal'.
Mum will not tolerate any bleating,
From blokes complaining her arsehole sides are no longer meeting.
Mum's twat from a distance (piss-seam frilly),
She's been in the woods fucking 'transients' willy-nilly.
Mum continues to get bookings for disgusting low-budget porns
Despite the fact that her gens smell like 3-day old radiator prawns
Skeptical mum unsure of bum-docs plans for futureproofing,
Her arsehole with state-of-the-art carbon fibre 'anal roofing.'
BOGS-BLOKES MISSION STATUS:
ANNIHILATE MUM'S ANUS.
Oh fuck!
You're playing slops catch-up.
