Jessica Fletcher?
My huge one stretched her.
Dad regularly gets an erection
Browsing the 'children's literature' section.
Bogs-blokes deploying Amphibious Landing Craft,
To enable full exploration of mum's treacherous crap shaft.
Busy night for mum in gents with blokes, seems like there's an awful lot of 'em,
With the willy-doublies she's taking on, it's goodbye perineum!
Mum's being 'twat-bashed' by kid's TV's Barry Chuckle;
Onlookers confirm a depth of '.. much beyond knuckle'.
Dad’s wanked himself hypoglycaemic
Mum's achieved 100% market capture,
In sector "knee-tremblers in the crapper".
Dad's deep-dive faux-charity uncalled for spurious society analysis
focuses souly on kid's bums, tits, willies, poos, testes, arseholes and piss.
Dad's genital usage: nil,
Mum's genital usage: roadkill.
Angry protest dad (clenched fist),
he's violently opposed to blokes not stoving his shit-cist.
