Hi, I'm one of your mum's old flames,
From way back when she was on the game.
Your dad's appalling card-trick
required your mum's bum, and a cattle-tick.
What's the reported public indecency?
Dad's ring plundered with disturbing frequency.
Your mum fucked Columbo (Peter Falk),
She injested a slightly surreal seventeen inches of pork.
Mum's arsehole,
Doubles up as the local toilet bowl.
that's a neat trick!
dad's sucking his own prick!
Mum’s religion
Is ‘plenty of bigguns’
Mum’s digitising her 80s and 90s work from VHS;
Featuring long queues of permed, moustached blokes making her arsehole ‘a right old mess’.
Mum's twat-stench is eye-watering,
And her bumhole's taking an absolute slaughtering.
Dad’s erection
Looks like a cross section
