Mum's one of the favourites to win this year's 'Sex-Factor,'
Dad in lowly bedsit room measuring his prick with compass and protractor.
Mum's privates,
Are more accurately described as 'publics.'
Mum and the blokes have come to terms:
1lb of dogshit- 1 bumful of sperms.
After visiting the Willy Clinic Open Day on 'Size and How to Improve,'
Dad was told his situation was particularly complex given his genitals are "effectively smooth."
a small goat,
a french horn,
and a picture of King Lear:
the most interesting items i've found in your rear.
Hi, just keeping you posted,
Your mum's down the homeless shelter, getting spit-roasted.
Mum's been nominated for an OBE,
For services to the public lavatories.
Mum’s not really bothered about revelations of kleptocracy
As long as she continues to get it up the bot-slotty
Uh oh, mum's been ploughed,
By the really big-willied crowd.
Everyone stood around your mum was really rather astounded,
It was alarming how many blokes she took and just how hard she was pounded.
