Blokes hopes of another all-nighter collapsed,
As mum furtherly, and catastrophically, prolapsed.
Win the gold medal in the long distance pooing event at the Paris Olympics
Despite the millions of potential fucks on offer in this fair land,
Your father's can still only find one...yep, it's his right hand.
Bogs-queue length is more than a 24-hour wait
For blokes waiting to take their turn on Mum ‘lying in state’
bum: abhorrent;
outcome: torrent.
Mum writes a popular blog,
On life working the gents bog.
Dad feels really strongly,
That it's OK to do kids "wrongly."
The atmosphere of the bogs descends into an excited hush...
It's that time of year when mum can produce a vaginal ice-slush!
Mum's plan?
Taking pricks from massive to gargantuan.
Dad feels there's some kind of shadowy woke agenda,
Out there to stop him from being a child sex offender.
