Accuse my prolapse of being anti-semetic.
In a dark corner of the men's, it's hard to know where your shit starts or my jizz ends.
Hi, just keeping you posted,
Your mum's down the homeless shelter, getting spit-roasted.
Mum's let the bigblokes go too far,
And now her arsehole resembles something that's been run over by a car.
Poo into a box and then trick scientists into thinking that there’s some kind of complex quantum state consisting of poo and not poo in the box
(Mum to 'peloton' of blokes behind her : "FASTER")
On HRT, your Mum grew new hair
All around her penis and scrotum.
(These, also, weren't previously there).
(Stiffy like a pole - totem).
Dad: not-willy-proud
Mum: ploughed.
Dad’s a sort of modern day Peter Purves
Except that rather than making kids happy, he makes them nervous
It's been a tough day at the office,
For mum's orifices.
