Mum's well primed,
To get bum-crimed.
Bogs: holly,
Blokes: jolly,
Mum: rag-dolly,
Arsehole: spag-bolly.
Mum's journalling,
The process of gut-spunk curdling.
Your arsehole's like a fucked 'spam-ring',
it's clearly received a dreadful 'Jan'-hammering.
Big Bloke Bozza’s causing uproarious bog-scandal
By claiming that his new surgically enhanced willy is ‘too big for Mum to handle’
Mum's enjoying a big-prick,
Picnic.
Mum’s been known to eject
From the bogs any bloke less than fully erect
Two bottles of white cider and about thirty blokes in,
Parity reached, between sizes of mum's bum and wheelybin.
For Mum and blokes, a lengthy bogs-sesh is a ‘win-win’
Dad’s knob assessment? ‘thin-thin’
mum's been suffering a chronic case of the 'squits';
semen constitutes 98% of her shits.
