Mum's 'second face' is a bit 'uncanny valley';
Blokes now refer to her as 'Picass-hole Sally'.
Dad's installed a 24 hour live 'Zoom'
At the exit of the toddler log-flume.
There's a whole host of bum laws that your dad's consistently flouting,
such as the one that states explicitly that the shitter's not for grouting.
BUY IT NOW
necrophiliac sandwich paste:
nothing ever goes to waste.
Dad's less alpha male;
More "willy fail."
Like a black hole's gravity,
Blokes are pulled in to mum's brown cavity.
Bogs-blokes are claiming it's a fix,
That mum's much-vaunted "last hour of the shift," is once again dominated by the "ultra thicks."
Mum's bum consultants pleading with her to take a anal detox,
But she holds great loyalty and commitment to her bogs-flock and enormo-cocks.
Hold the Bogs-News front page!
Mum's arsehole has reached post-salad bowl stage!
Easter at yours: a strange kind of treasure hunt,
where's the remote? I'm afraid, up your mum's cunt.
