Dimensional portal-tear piss.
Dad's fashioned himself as some kind of bogs conscientious objector,
But the simple fact of the matter is, his willy is a non-erector.
In the bogs, dad is persona non grata,
Primarily because of his 'chipolata.'
Dad's tribute to Wacko-Jacko's death is seeing it as some kind of behest,
To re-double his efforts in being the local primary school sex-pest.
Bogs-blokes in the queue last night looking utterly defeated,
As news comes down the line that mum's arsehole has finally been "completed."
Mum's personality's not very likable,
But blokes don't care, as long as she's "town bike-able".
To get to your mum in the gents it took the Bum-Doctors hours,
I'll visit the hospital tomorrow, y'know, to take her some flowers.
Sexual activity now kept to a minimum, following the utter destruction of your shitbox 'n' perineum.
Every bloke in the bogs during mum's shift guaranteed to leave with a shitty cock,
Dad not allowed in though, because of his shitty cock.
'spoons-bogs-mum getting back to basics;
rapidly drenching 'thicks' like Nesqwik(s).
Mum's organised a commemorative 'gun salute,'
Involving blokes firing their canon's up her poo-chute.
