Staple my balls to my face.
Mum and Dad are dressing up with uniforms, wigs and moustaches. It's a shame about the genital disfugurements and puss dripping rashes.
Mum's holding the annual Bogs Easter Egg Hunt,
Up the cavernous labyrinth of her cunt!!
Dad's consistently bottom ranking,
In "having a cock worth wanking".
Mum's always loved,
Being stoved.
Regrettably, mum's had to enforce a "hosepipe ban,"
On the notorious bogs-bloke 'Golden Shower Man.'
Mum's booked her holiday this year to the French city of Nice,
She's heard the blokes there have big penis.
Mum's drank up to thirty litres of 'mixed cum' in big jars
For a multipack of Lidl's Snickers clone: 'Caramel Bars'.
It’s time for the Annual Bogs Penis Contest and Dad’s scores are in:
Girth: 0 (atomically thin)
Erection Strength: 0 (blancmange out of a tin)
Length: -2 (actually going in)
Appearance: 0 (mostly crusty foreskin).
Mum's hardly sexually discriminating
But given a choice she prefers her blokes (and pricks) 'thick and intimidating'
Bogs-blokes appear reluctant to yield,
Ploughing mum's poo-field.
