Accuse my prolapse of being anti-semetic.
Dad's favoured material for a wank?
Yep, it's the diary of Anne Frank.
Bogs-blokes appear reluctant to yield,
Ploughing mum's poo-field.
The carpets are ruined; completely piss and shit stained,
It's high-time your father became properly toilet-trained.
It's a desperately close call,
As to whether dad's got anything between his legs at all.
Mum fucked Buddy the Elf,
And was left with extremely poor sexual health.
Dad’s having a fit of pique
After being described accurately as ‘small of prick’
Giving you the silver because the real power move would have been to execute the shit while on the call
Dad's researching staff shortages,
At local orphanages.
Mum's prepared one of her famous 'Welsh rarebits'
(That's right, a load of coal miners' spunk applied liberally over her baretits)
There’s a new posthumous treatise from Professor Stephen Hawking
Advancing the theory that Mum’s ‘black hole’ can absorb infinite amounts of porking
