Bogs-docs remain deeply skeptical;
Can mum's bum continue as a viable spunk receptacle?
Dad couldn't keep his hand off his cock,
When he heard about the case of Zackary and William Zulock.
Mum's poo-HQ,
Is never again going to look brand new.
Mum's sole purpose and function,
Is to take it repeatedly up the crap junction.
Dad's positively giddy,
About his new shock-cockring, controllable via MIDI.
There's no doubt
That Dad's had a lifelong genital drought
Your dad's got a litany of 'previous,'
(sperm bank robbery, sexually devious).
today dad's in a bit of a funk -
last night, he wasn't completely covered in spunk.
Don't think that you're getting paid,
Until my arsehole is entirely splayed.
These days, bogs-blokes are struggling to comprehend,
Where mum's twat starts and where arsehole ends.
