Making mountains out of molehills...
At the risk of seeming sentimental, or seeing things through rose-tinted glasses,
Your mum's bonked a lot of blokes from all races, backgrounds and classes.
Mum's inviting the blokes to deck her "halls",
With the contents of their balls.
Mum's received a smorgasbord of colossal-farmhand gush
And now her arsehole and twat are a sloppy, indistinct mush.
Mum: bogs-slut champ,
Dad: wanker's cramp.
harnessed to a tree,
hard to cum:
hurts to pee.
Objectification of mum: cunt / arse, which one?
Most blokes go for the former.
Your dad? Fuck knows really, he's just a 'sexual bench-warmer.'
Dad’s peen (teeny weeny)
Is unfortunately not concealed by his translucent mankini
No bogs-bloke has ever complained
Of leaving Mum’s sessions with balls undrained.
Dad wants to be a cool nonce,
Like TVs "The Fonz."
Mum has a far from elite,
Poo-pleat.
