Mum needed her inhaler,
After a visit from Vlad the Impaler.
While dad's at home performing a solitary act of self-pollution,
Mum's performing 30-50 acts of rapid bum-prostitution.
Mum's personality's not very likable,
But blokes don't care, as long as she's "town bike-able".
Do a perfectly spherical poo
Supermarket trolly-gone-wrong,
rally-dad speeds up (tyres gone),
Which isle do we end up in?
The coleslaw one.
Early years bogs-blokes knew they'd 'struck oil,'
When mum first started working "the hole from where she doth soil."
Your father's latest 'groupy',
uses pasta in a sex game called 'Prick Spaghetti-Hoopy'.
Dad's standing in the election on a strong single issue:
A demand to have his face imprinted on all primary school toilet tissue.
Write a concept album about: yep, trainer bras
