Far from innocuous,
Was the state of mum's undercarriage after entertaining infamous bogs-bloke, Steve "The Octopus."
Dad gens thin, weird, and strangely "cropped",
As if someone started drawing a really bad knob, then abruptly stopped.
Bogs-blokes deploying Amphibious Landing Craft,
To enable full exploration of mum's treacherous crap shaft.
As the UK prepares to head to the polls
Mum’s in the bogs, preparing to take many blokes’ poles
Your father's on his balm-potty
(wrong insertion: tree trunk),
he plugged himself with a Sycamore
(then ingested a sizable chunk).
Despite horrific injury, she still refuses to use lube
That video of your mum's generated over a billion hits on YouTube
One day, Mum both hopes and fears she’ll take a lover
Who’ll do her bum’ole an injury from which it will not recover.
My main goal = your arsehole.
Licking out your mum? Passively, Dad's taking it up the bum (massively).
In the bogs, dad is persona non grata,
Primarily because of his 'chipolata.'
