Be obsequiously complimentary about my genitals
"Girl you know it's true",
Mum's completely psychologically dependent upon receiving poo-screw.
it looks like nothing more than a nervous tic,
the pathetic thrusting of your nano-prick.
Objectification of mum: cunt / arse, which one?
Most blokes go for the former.
Your dad? Fuck knows really, he's just a 'sexual bench-warmer.'
Dad's really into Power Rangers,
And showing his willy to strangers.
In the bogs, normal service resumes,
With blokes running through mum's twat and poo-flumes,
And by the end of the shift, her anus,
Resembles an open-topped Fray Bentos.
There's nothing Dad finds scarier
Than a not-completely-hairless pubic area
Mum's up for getting fucking cunted,
By blokes who are intellectually stunted.
To keep nearby blokes all 'near the brink',
Mum's livestreaming ultrazoomed bum-cam via Starlink.
Dad’s under surveillance by Special Branch
Because he’s been showing kids his ‘special branch’
