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Mum is clinical, In her total, all-round servicing of men's genital.
Dadโ€™s having a โ€˜pop upโ€™ (fiddle) Hiding in the bushes overlooking the playground round the back of Lidl
Mum was alarmingly young when the penny dropped; Destined for a life in the bogs, getting screwed up where she plopped.
Outsource the care of my anus and scrotum to a nanny, and then send them to public school in order to emotionally cripple them
every second your mum is conscious blokes queue up to cause her anal wrongness.
Credit crunch - your mum's fuck-prices down to 50p, Not enough for her to afford a fucking shitty KFC.
SHUT THE FUCKIN' ELL IN.
Many a beefy bloke is smitten With mum's shit-mitten.
There's no need to be linguistically austere, Your dad is a stereotypical 'bubbly-queer.'
Mum writes a popular blog, On life working the gents bog.
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