Staple my balls to my face.
Mum's only able to achieve a "quiet mind",
When getting knobbed really hard in the behind.
The future may be uncertain
But mum will almost certainly require an anal suture for bum hurtin’
Mum’s not really bothered about revelations of kleptocracy
As long as she continues to get it up the bot-slotty
Dad: at the playground trying for a game of strip Pokemon card battlers
Mum: only entertaining real 'bum-rattlers'
Seek multiple rounds of venture capital funding before floating my poo on the stock market
Crisis averted!!
A bogs-bloke has spotted a dog outside that has just dirtied.
Dad's got one of the most notorious "thins",
And he keeps typing "boys' gymnastics" into search engines.
Vapourise your prick by trying to knob a sentient ball of plasma
Mum's leering around with a well-bummed grin;
Dad's just hoping for a pity "thumbing in"
Dad's unable to render any kind of discernable sperms-pattern
On the well-thumbed bras-double-pager of catalogue: Gratton.
