Mum appears to have lost any discernible metric,
For determining when a prick might be too thick.
Bogs-activists consider it praxis,
To violently overthrow mum's poo-axis.
Mum's cunt stinks like The Land That Time Forgot,
Medical terminology: crotch rot.
Dad's handing out (to kids), "Kit-Kats,"
Made of cat-scats.
Mum's a mighty old bogs-warrior,
Dad's a weird little willy worrier.
Who is it that you look forward to having destroy your little botty-slotty?
Yep, you guessed it! It's ex-Bolton Premier League defender, Bruno N'Gotty!
Mum has a disturbing lack of clarity,
As to who, which, when and how, in her cavity.
On Sundays, Mum does a spot of dogging
As a break from 6 consecutive days of bogging
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to screw
Mum, after the service, in the gents' loo.
Right from the off,
There's blokes in mum's trough.
