Mum feels wronged
When she isn’t getting ‘triple pronged’
Dad's got another high score on Wordle;
Whilst being devastated in the turd hole.
Dad's using a 3D printer,
To build a kid's sphincter.
The Bogs-Slut Union is the only organisation,
Supporting its members strive for poorer working conditions.
Dad is sexually rather toothless;
His vestigial prick is worse than useless.
To keep nearby blokes all 'near the brink',
Mum's livestreaming ultrazoomed bum-cam via Starlink.
Mum is the world's pre-eminent authority
On the subject of 'how to take it up the botty'
All the farm lads are queued up for a go,
And mum's never been one to say no.
It's only while watching Teletubbies
That Dad can muster even the weakest of chubbies
At this point in the New Year celebrations, mum views it as a personal injustice,
If she isn't coated and soaked head to fucking foot in dog-shit and piss.
