Oh fuck!
My head's stuck
(welded tight: faecal muck)
By morning in the bogs, mum can produce a perfectly edible "granola,"
From the sweepings of her "poo-tombola."
Vintage pornographic film aficionados have unearthed videotapes,
Of mum's thought-to-be lost, infamous 1970s movie, 'Planet of the Gapes.'
Back at Nonce Reform College, dad's failed to pass the most rudimentary of tests:
Considering places where children might be, without spontaneously getting undressed.
Entry's always gratis,
To "where mum's farts is".
Mum's planning to spend Valentine's
With many men taking her from behind
Mum's anal flooring,
Has lost its mooring.
Dad's hitting his vapes,
While planning multiple child rapes.
Sexual activity now kept to a minimum, following the utter destruction of your shitbox 'n' perineum.
Bedsit dad getting hyped up listening to M-People,
Before he heads out to expose his willy to young people.
