Utterly destroy my arsehole.
Squeezing and squeezing,
I can't do any more.
But my Mum's still hungry.
(Why oh why can't I poo any more?).
Dad's got a new profile pic on Mastodon,
It's a bathroom selfie, with a printout of a big prick crudely pasted on.
Dad's sent the crowd at the primary school gates scattering,
Dressed in a lingerie ensemble described as "not flattering."
Mum listening to loud Phil Collins
While bogs blokes Phil Colons
Mum’s got Dad out flyering Ladbrokes:
“Special offer (in the bogs) for 500-700 blokes”
rectal abomination,
corporal punishment,
bum log flagellation.
Dad’s trouser snake gets hard (but remains spindly)
When he thinks about the crimes of Ian Brady and Myra Hindley
Many blokes are suffering from the trauma,
Of exposure to mum's end of shift "arse korma."
Mum's not a proponent of 'American exceptionalism'
She'll allow blokes of every nation to cover her in jism
Make a Slack channel to monitor my slack channel
