Mum's ruthlessly decided to ethnically cleanse,
All the slightly thin blokes from the mens.
Dad's speedos are absolutely 'brimming,'
As he joins in with the local kiddies swimming.
Mum's a big fan of former S.L. Benfica centre back Argelico Fucks...
Bogs-scenes chaos akin to the Book of Revelation
Although for Mum it’s rather more than a ‘second coming’ (feat multiple penetration)
Dad's got the tweezers out to watch mum's film 'Cheap Sex-Tramp,'
Oh-no though, he's pulled up with a severe bout of wanker's cramp.
Bogs-blokes are really making inroads,
Into mum's innards.
Only your mum would agree,
to vaginally ingest a mature Oak tree.
Mum's 4x400 men's 'relay race' :
1600 blokes taking turns on her arse, tits and face.
Dad's seduction technique at best "wooden";
His male genital, at best "not a good 'un".
Mum prefers to be done up the arse,
By angry, disenfranchised members of the working class.
