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Dad's on his sixteenth connecting flight to the heart of Beijing; To rendezvous with a specialist on blokes with 'cock like bee sting'.

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Mar 1, 2021 5:48 AM GMT01/03/21

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Mum's bent over in the bogs sipping on piña coladas, Occasionally offering encouraging shouts of "go fuckin' 'arder."

elevencalls

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May 25, 2024 5:35 AM GMT25/05/24

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It's the pits; Head to toe smothering in liquid guinness shit(s).

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Jan 3, 2009 2:04 AM GMT03/01/09

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In the gents, there's no hard and fast rules, Mum simply wants loose and fast stools.

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Jun 2, 2021 4:02 AM GMT02/06/21

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Dad's literary agent thinks he could be the Anaïs Nin Of the child-obsessed and genitally thin

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Mar 25, 2024 7:28 PM GMT25/03/24

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Mum'll take a pummel where it's farty, For a single 90s promo blue smartie.

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May 13, 2021 2:39 AM GMT13/05/21

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Mum's a perennial bogs-favourite despite a strong physical resemblance to a melted waxwork of Who frontman Roger Daltrey Dad's trouser portion: a charitable description would be 'paltry'

linea

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Aug 21, 2021 1:14 AM GMT21/08/21

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your mum has been described, by those that have seen her, as;

a 'fleshy jizz sock',

a 'spoiled meat hole',

and 'chunky old cortina'.

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Dec 18, 2009 8:54 PM GMT18/12/09

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Dad’s lurking by the bins behind Lidl Hoping to catch a stray lost child kid-fiddle

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Feb 25, 2024 10:14 PM GMT25/02/24

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Dad's doing his morning rounds, Of the local playgrounds.

elevencalls

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Dec 8, 2023 7:22 PM GMT08/12/23

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