Mum's enduring memory of ex Manchester United mid-fielder, Paul Scholes,
Is his insistence on sticking his balls up her bum, scoring 'poo goals'.
Mum's poo-purse,
Really does represent the end of the universe.
Oil-change mechanic dad confused with the dipstick,
rams in (instead) his appalling cock - it's half an inch: metric.
BOGS-BLOKES MISSION STATUS:
ANNIHILATE MUM'S ANUS.
Mum's fucked 1970's golfing sensation Gary Player,
Daddy fucked his caddy (could you get any gayer?).
it was nigh on impossible to keep pace with your Mum. She helped with the rhythm though as she banged on a drum. (all the action was, naturally, up the bum).
Mum is being absolutely sincere,
In her desire for blokes with beer diarrhoea.
Mum's in the tabloids, she once sucked off David Cameron,
Dad's just sucked off many, many, many men.
Your mum's jugs are hardly 'flagship',
She's just got one shit centre-tit.
Jesus, your Dad's really got a nerve,
Attempting to purchase 'Jade's Coffin Pics' with which to perve.
