For Valentines, mum's not interested in chocolates, bubbly or flowers,
She just wants to be in the bogs, getting buggered for hours and hours.
Dad’s caused the local primary school to be taken into ‘special measures’
After successfully infiltrating the playground and showing some Y1s his ‘two special treasures’
Dad’s got congenital
Lack of genital
Mum: “up the chocolate”
Dad: “sexually inadequate”
The local bogs has its own fleet of taxis,
Driving bogs-blokes from their door to mum's poo-axis.
Dad's transfixed
By kid's pricks.
Mum believes she’s found a loophole
Via which she can achieve a ‘willy quadruple’.
Something during mum's bucket cunt op went wrong;
She's now a massive black bloke
(with a cock like 'King Dong').
Your father's been left with an anal 'cleft pallet',
from being massively bummed by TV's Timmy Mallet.
It’s not the Dunning-Krueger effect:
Mum really does know everything about getting her arsehole wrecked
