Be the prison sex-raffle prize.
Bogs-legend has it Mum has an evil twin
Who prefers men who are ‘very thin’
Train Chat-GPT
To gargle your shit and wee.
Mum’s ‘au fait’
with ‘beaucoup homme-lait’
Mum's increasingly firm belief in 'the God of the gaps';
Fueled by seeing the face of Jesus in bloke-cum pre-crap(s).
Dad's annoyed at the lack of replies,
To his post on Mumsnet: "Adult Male Learner Bra Size."
Mum can always be trusted
To end the day in the gents, sperm-encrusted
There's absolute pandemonium,
Either side of mum's perineum.
It's bogs Shrove Tuesday and mum's getting pancaked;
A baker's dozen of men: Jif-lemon(ing) her bum (gaped) .
There's no need to be remotely obtuse,
your dad in the sack is of no practical use.
