Dad’s setting up an OnlyFans
In the mistaken belief there’s untapped latent demand for naked photos of ‘pasty, seedy man with smooth area instead of gland’
It's a guarantee that it's an activity that mum really does hold in extremely low regard;
Anything involving not being hammer-bummed by unfathomably-blessed-farm-hand-retard.
Alarmingly, bogs-observers believe mum may not have yet reached her sexual peak,
However, it's also noted that her activity may be curtailed by the near erosion of her poo-beak.
