threadbare yard of carpet, hours of her bare arse caused.
disregard for furnishings. (a whole football team:sloppy broad)
One bogs-bloke poet has written a homage,
To mum's twat and arsehole plumage.
Mum's been screwed by many enormously hung men,
Dad? Willy size: grain of Uncle Ben's.
Make a really big fuss
About the state of my anus
After the church's Sunday afternoon children's service, now begins the inquest,
Into how long dad was stood in the Nativity scene undressed.
Mum (sexually) experienced her bogs 'worst nightmare' ;
Finishing a shift without a colossal cunt-to-arse-tear.
Mum’s consistently pushing her bum-antics to new the next level
Resulting in her anus developing a distinctive, callused ‘bevel’.
mum: rated 'Hardcore'
dad: Barrymore
Mum allocates VIP bogs-blokes special lanyards,
Indicating "Access All Innards."
Bogs-blokes rely on local knowledge,
To navigate in and around mum's 'hole-edge.'
