Mum's always been a bit of a night owl,
Which lends itself perfectly to long shifts being nailed up the bowel.
Mum may come to regret working with her latest employer;
It's the infamous Ivor Enormous One, Slayer of Twat and Arsehole Destroyer.
Mum gets annoyed
If her bum'ole isn't completely destroyed
It's that time of year when dad likes to visit the local children's hospice,
And attempt to show the kids there his penis.
Eminent arse-archaeologists,
Claim mum's bum structure no longer exists.
Mum's one of the favourites to win this year's 'Sex-Factor,'
Dad in lowly bedsit room measuring his prick with compass and protractor.
As a nonce,
Dad has a worrying amount of confidence.
Mum's famous,
For being fucked in the anus.
Your father's (very remote) chances of getting some 'between the sheets time',
would have marginally improved had his cock not been suspended in brine.
Following the Queen's passing, blokes will offer a 12 gun salute,
Before resuming the nightly assault on mum's poo-chute.
