Faces, and then shit and piss.
It's a total sham;
this isn't my bum diagram.
Mum’s bio on Bluesky:
“Will have sex with literally any guy”
"Oh, your mother rang,
She's entertaining a German biker gang."
Police and local authorities are struggling to digest,
The sheer scale of dad's latest grounds-of-primary-school dirty protest.
Mum's the hostess with the mostess,
When it comes to being covered in dogs-mess.
Dad’s in the playground, trying to tempt kids with fidget spinner
Luckily for them his penis status ‘can’t be thinner’
in the bedroom: scenes of mutiny!
dad's big-cock-claims do not "stand up" to scrote-iny!
Last night, there was a lot of bogs-blokes muttering,
After mum inconceivably chose to go buttering,
Her poo-guttering.
Mum needs to perhaps think about taking some cocks that are a bit thinner,
These days, when she's bending over, you can see what she's had for dinner.