Dad showed his willy to Liz Truss,
On the back of a buss.
Dad at the doctor's diagnosed with 'dicky ticker'
and informed that no, his willy will never be thicker.
Mum allowing vaginal?
Unimaginable.
Dad cannot fathom the public farore,
Over his interest in the sexually immature.
Bogs-blokes are in love,
With how mum's poo-pipe *never* fits like a glove.
Dad's watching his VHS copy of Sister Act,
Whilst performing a truly disgusting solo sex-act.
Dad's only able to become aroused,
Thinking about where orphans might be housed.
Mum requires a mobility scooter,
After being profoundly buggered up the poo-shooter.
Bogs-blokes have got zero impulse control,
In and around mum's arsehole.
Mum: Entirely doused in wees
Dad: arrested after writing on census under 'sex': "child please"
