Not thick.
Dad believes he is something of a cause célèbre, In his determination to "crawl the primary school curb."
Mum has a basic aptitude, For getting bum-screwed.
If mum's in a particularly filthy mood, She will just eat "bloke-food."
Mum's...? Doing a handstand in the bogs; Face like box of frogs; Grim-faced blokes giving her a good rog(er)s; Zoomed-in high-res live stream of her poo-lodge(s).
Halt, boys, it's a wrap, your dad's been massively smothered in crap.
an ape in a cape, bound up with tape, her arsehole bent out of shape and agape, your mum screams MORE
Mum considers it her contribution to the community To offer a go on her bum’ole at every opportunity
Mum's a real stickler, For ensuring the dog-shit sticks to 'er.
In the gents, blokes have developed a one-way system, Taking them directly to mum, who's bent over the cistern.
Mum's personality's not very likable, But blokes don't care, as long as she's "town bike-able".
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