Excrement.
Mum's been abducted and probed repeatedly by well endowed alien life forms And has found the vast antimatter sex rods preferable to bogs-bloke-horns.
Sick bags were reached for in the editing suite, In the final cut of mum's film "Hot Lunch: All You Can Eat."
When it comes to horror-fucking, your mum's a 'rich seam', Not so for your dad though, he hasn't got anything in-between.
Bogs-blokes 'twat dipping' vaginal neodymium magnet; Pulling old shopping trolleys through her vaginal dragnet.
Bogs-doc tells mum, the cause of her toilet troubles, Is quite simply too many willy-doubles.
Now the tree's been put away, for your mum, it's back to the grind, And the very serious business of letting blokes destroy her behind.
paeleontologist dad studies dinosaur dicks; he wants to get fucked by an archaeopteryx.
I find it quite threatening; Your mum's arse, beckoning.
Momentarily the 'porch' was sunlit, now sadly blocked by appalling horror-shit.
What mum regularly fails to think through, Is how, post shift, she'll be able to go for a poo.
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