Ruined flotsam, then jetsam.
After a truly massive bogs-blokes-bum-blaster Mum's seen sporting a peep-hole-poo-plaster.
Mum: Donkey Dong Dad: Wonkey Dong
In a bizarre tribute to drum and bass DJ and producer, doctor Scot; your mum forced two Technics turntables and a Vestax mixer up her mott.
It's the never-ending, nightly duel, Between bogs-blokes and mum's poo-capsule.
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to screw Mum, after the service, in the gents' loo.
Dad always gets a trouser bulger, When thinking about James Bulger.
Science offers new insight; On mum's twat 'what-ain't-tight'.
Mum lectures to packed classes at Bogs-College, Because she's a deeply respected bogs-slut, with many years of knowledge.
Mum will never throw in the towel Even with 3 in the bum and three in the β€˜growl’
In his sexual journey, dad's very much "dropped anchor," As a playground/primary school wanker.
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