Mum's able to offer blokes highly advanced options in accessing her orifices,
Confused onlooker dad, remains one of lifes sex-novices.
Launch an internet hot piss streaming service
Dad's porn star dreams are a tad overambitious,
Given that his genitals are mostly fictitious.
In the 90's it all got rather surreal,
When your mum and dad were both fucking Eastenders' Ian Beale.
Harvest my arse dregs
In dystopian poo-kegs.
Blokes have never been sent to the clink,
For what's been done to mum's poor stink.
At this point it’s only Mum’s tough, leathery flaps
Preventing complete vagino-anal prolapse
When mum's twat has properly gone off,
It becomes a bogs-bloke Mexican standoff.
Thick blokes bedeck mum with "dog-trifle",
Then scuttle round the back, for a good "rifle".
Be prosecuted for criminal negligence after making your new negligee design out of highly flammable material and then burning down the factory by vigorously flouncing around in it
