Mum’s offering men an alternative to the Sony PlayStation
Namely ‘enthusiastic, protracted anal penetration’
For a packet of rich tea biscuits (Tesco own brand),
Mum'll entertain a whole parish of farm hands.
Rub-a-dub-dub, loads of blokes in the tub,
Your mum's been fucked by an entire rugby club.
Dad's hard-on,
Resembles a very small and stringy bacon lardon.
Dad's shoved a grenade up his bum, stood in the nod,
Excitedly waiting for the Bomb Squad.
It's something akin to the 'Wall Street Crash',
this hopeless gloom surrounding your mum's fucked gash.
Your mum being excavated by an industrial digger,
Only seems to be your dad's willy not getting bigger.
BOGS-BLOKES MISSION STATUS:
ANNIHILATE MUM'S ANUS.
Mum and the blokes have come to terms:
1lb of dogshit- 1 bumful of sperms.
banging dad's slack shitpipe is a constant worry.
one wrong move could lead to a storm of slurry.
