it's only a sign of the times
the number and bestial nature of your horrorshow sex crimes
After a heavy shift in the bogs, blokes are cheered by mum's welcome cry of 'all back to mine,'
Dad's having lobsters shoved up his arse by celeb-chef and restauranteur, Rick Stein.
Dad believes it's trendy,
To dress, behave and talk, all "sex-offendy."
Dad sex attempt: Abort! Abort!
Penis error #71: it's thin & short.
Mum's got a nuclear-test cunt
(unholy terminal glow),
Dad's got radiation sickness
(his fuck stump still won't grow).
Mum really loves it when blokes gets theirs fists on;
Her shockingly slack, stinking, fucked 'poo-piston'.
it isn't painless,
when you terrify my anus.
It's becoming less and less credible,
That between mum's legs might be remotely edible.
In France they piss on Main Street
Chief Nonce Cop heard to mutter "well, he's certainly not a quitter,"
As the order goes out to remove all dad's advertisements for "local babysitter."
