Staple my balls to my face.
Dad's listening to pop-chill-pioneer PM Dawn;
Slack packet twitchless;
Penis = S.O.R.N.
Hammer-cocked bogs-blokes release a unified Christmas sperms-jet;
dribbling from mum's bum onto shit-smeared campervan Thetford Cassette.
Ebay dad, searching for "cries real tears" dolls,
With fuckable holes.
Dad's predatory threat is fabled,
Within the community of the catastrophically disabled.
Screw, screw, screw your dad, firmly up the bum,
Make him shout and make him scream, then fill him up with come!
it wasn't until day break,
that your mum's worn meat hole began to ache.
That's dad's entire summer in ruin
No action, unless counting 'glue-in'.
Mum still deeply regrets that during the birth of her children,
She had to take time off from getting knobbed over the cistern.
Dad’s wanked himself hypoglycaemic
Mum's up for everything imaginable,
Preferably anal, oral and/or vaginal.
