Absolutely insist that I ingest,
the piss and shit section of the "Reader's Digest".
Mum's fanny area seen somehow to be 'glowering';
after being fucked to Another Level
(a colossal Dane Bowers-ing).
Bogs-blokes are genuinely mindful,
Of ensuring mum gets a proper behind-full.
A triplicate list of Dad's sexual experiences (digital copy)
Would fit with a lot of room to spare, appropriately enough, on a very small floppy
Dad's genital is among
The very poorest with which it is possible to be hung.
Now and then,
Your dad hires binmen,
to appallingly mess up your mum's favourite linen.
Dad? genitally, rather "under-gunned",
Und, sexually moribund.
Mum's revealed her dregs,
For a Greggs.
Tripped and fell
(dad's shit slide and urine carousel).
When dad thinks about a room full of tots in assembly,
His balls spontaneously empty.
