It's only while watching Teletubbies
That Dad can muster even the weakest of chubbies
There is very little left intact,
Your anal canal has been thoroughly attacked.
Mum: public fuck-box
Dad: worst of all possible cocks
Dad's 'erection,'
Simply lacks any conviction.
Dad simply cannot fathom how morally off grid,
It is for him to continually show his willy to kid.
Mum is confident she's offering the apex,
Of filthy dirty, public lavatory sex.
BOGS-BLOKES MISSION STATUS:
ANNIHILATE MUM'S ANUS.
Not for the faint of heart,
To be stood behind mum during end of shift fanny fart.
Father wasn't ashamed- but he should have been
Inevitably, the Annual Bogs Pumpkin Carving,
Wound up with mum getting a halvin'
