Different piles of shit.
What's disease ridden, small, and a constant failure? Yep, you got it! It's your genitalia!
Mum’s ordered an industrial sex toy to batter her poo-flue Computer-controlled via serial port (RS-232)
father's had his flop-on cryogenically suspended; everyone that's seen it's been massively offended.
Mum's lifetime ambition is to have an 'audience' with the Pope, Although she's a bit worried if, sexually, he'd be able to cope.
Fit a blue plaque to my perineum
Dad’s under surveillance by Special Branch Because he’s been showing kids his ‘special branch’
Mum: got no time for blokes with ‘tiddlers’ Dad: considered a wrongun by even other kid-fiddlers.
Mum's cleverly titled themed night 'Olymprics,' Inevitably involves bogs-blokes from all over the world competing to screw her up the bum with extremely large pricks.
When dad considers the differences between adults and kids, First to mind is that their willies are so much bigger than his.
Crimes.
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