wine me,
dine me,
then anally mine me.
Mum in the bogs, is known to be "open all hours,"
Meanwhile, dad's proved to be a smash hit in the prison showers.
In 1972, dad represented Great Britain in the Paralympics,
Winning gold in the 400 metres breast-stroke: category 'men with no pricks.'
Bogs-marketing stats show mum's most in demand,
From the demographic sector "low cognition farmhand."
Dad's listening to Biggie Smalls,
Wishing he had a willy that was bigger and not smalls.
Mum will never throw in the towel
Even with 3 in the bum and three in the ‘growl’
Approaching the playground, Dad’s pulse starts to quicken
Luckily for the kids, his willy doth not thicken
Dad's hard-on,
Resembles a very small and stringy bacon lardon.
A bogs-bloke has been disqualified,
Due to a "slight thinness" that mum spied.
Dad's on the school run,
Looking for bum fun.
