Some would view mum's new botty-muck film like her Triumph of the Will,
To others, it will simply be another few hours staring at her shit-strewn, open landfill.
It's a widely known fact,
That dad's not only nano-cocked, but also pico-sacked.
Mum’s anus is a brown lodestar
For all gents obsessed with sex in the rear
Bogs-bloke are wondering if mum can ingest any more "pearls of wisdom,"
Into her already loaded digestive system.
Mum's privates,
Are more accurately described as 'publics.'
Prior to the International Thin Willy Competition, dad's nerves are kicking in,
Christ knows why though; he's always nailed on to win.
Reconcile with my prolapse
please send the chef my complements,
he saved me the bother of doing your mum in the gents.
As long as the size is ‘extra large’
Mum doesn’t charge
Mum's a harsh judge,
Of how a bloke macerates her fudge.
