Making mountains out of molehills...
'Mater's in the billiard room having a round of anahl with the gardener'
Your mum's not really yet felt the pinch of the recession,
She's a tuppeny slut in the 'world's oldest profession.'
Mum sometimes adopts a pose akin to Rodin's "The Thinker"
When considering how to maximise her amount of bloke rod in the stinker
Absolutely insist that I ingest,
the piss and shit section of the "Reader's Digest".
For years, Mum’s toiled
To become the ultimate human toilet.
Mum’s absolutely apoplectic
Due to the ingress of blokes not fully erectic
Mum's sole concerm,
Is willies that are big and firm.
It could be described as 'greedy'
Mum's ambition to contract every form of VD
Battering-Ram Bozza is ‘simply the best’
When it comes to putting the elasticity of Mum’s arsehole to the test
Big Bob strolls in the bog, announcing he's going to "middle of next week,"
Mum's already cowering poo-beak.
