Different shaped arseholes.
Dad's got a lot on his plate,
Mainly shit and piss - and it doesn't taste great.
Eccentric dad, poorly hung, Penny Farthing;
Mum's in the bogs, on her way to 'halving'.
Dripping with shit, yet no need to cry foul,
it's hardly the first time i've vacated my bowel
(on your face).
Statisticians have just published a paper involving staggering calculations...
Fact: there is more likelihood of hell freezing over, than for your dad to achieve an erection.
Utilise a number of academic papers relating to cutting-edge science
to make mum's bum accommodate 'enormous kitchen appliance'.
Dad's been rushed to A&E,
After ramming too much stuff up where he poo&wee.
Dad is the architect of his own downfall,
Due to his insistence on swimming naked in the learner pool.
Mum's "orchestrating a string quartet,"
None of whom are close to "reaching the climax of the end of the piece yet."
Loud sounds of ironic booing and hissing,
As mum's bum is given an absolute "abyssing."
Dad's answer during the police interview was "because I look cute,"
To the question "why were you in a playground dressed in a young girl's swimsuit?"
