the task of trying to arouse dad is rather onerous.
It seems there's simply no way to make his failed prick bonerous.
For a special treat Mum will use
Her stash of ‘vintage’ 1980s white dog poos
All the farm lads ganged up on mum's turder,
And now it looks like the aftermath of a grisly murder.
One bloke's offering his hand in marriage,
To mum's general undercarriage.
We're entering that time of year where we like to show goodwill to all men,
Your mum's got the spirit! 60min suck 'n' fuck for the price of ten!
Lately in the bedroom, its a clash of ideas.
Mums greatest fantasy versus Dads biggest fears.
(Before bedtime, tears).
Order 10,000 gallons of tramp piss off the dark web
Your dad lacks awareness (spacially),
from taking gents-blokes-loads (facially).
Mum's vag state: 'Dog's Dinner'
Dad's pric state 'borderline Inner'
Mum's let the bigblokes go too far,
And now her arsehole resembles something that's been run over by a car.
