There is a mention in a biblical epistle of your Mum's pungent, misformed twat gristle.
Mum's probably full of thousands of bloke's cums,
Dad's cast out in the sexual doldrums.
Dad's experiencing massive FOMO
Seeing Wetherspoon massive homo.
Remnants of mum's original "brown,"
Can no longer be found.
Mum regards her sex work as more than just a hobby
Despite the majority of what she does being ‘pro bono’ ‘up the jobby lobby’
Dad's been caught "upskirting" and "downblousing,"
In and around vulnerable young people's housing.
It may well point to a wider societal issue,
How your father has spent a lifetime collecting his own pathetic, wank-tissues.
Mum's really hacked off,
Because some idiot let it slip that blokes' cocks are sometimes soft.
Father in the bedroom, sounds emitted: shrill,
You've been elected to pay the communal-shit-thrills bill.
Penis size: Nil.
Mum's year in review?
Poo-screw after poo-screw after poo-screw.
