Poetry Display

Bedsit dad's still listening to Wet, Wet, Wet, Because he hasn't achieved an erection yet, yet, yet.

4 views

0 ratings

Mar 13, 2024 10:03 PM GMT13/03/24

0 No ratings yet

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar And join the queue of 57 other blokes outside the bogs wherein resides your mama, wearing only her bra.

linea

34 views

0 ratings

Jan 8, 2009 9:00 PM GMT08/01/09

0 No ratings yet

Use mainly 'twitter', to virally promote my piss-emitter.

viewfinder

36 views

0 ratings

Jan 12, 2009 5:44 PM GMT12/01/09

0 No ratings yet

Dad's discovered a state of domestic, marital bliss, With a Tesco carrier bag of his piss.

elevencalls

0 views

0 ratings

Apr 13, 2025 11:36 PM GMT13/04/25

0 No ratings yet

your mum has been described, by those that have seen her, as;

a 'fleshy jizz sock',

a 'spoiled meat hole',

and 'chunky old cortina'.

JizzArea

5 views

0 ratings

Dec 18, 2009 8:54 PM GMT18/12/09

0 No ratings yet

Write me loquacious, tender love letters that absolutely stink of really old, brown piss

linea

0 views

0 ratings

Jul 30, 2024 4:43 AM GMT30/07/24

0 No ratings yet

you like to jizz on your favourite mag, the one where your mum eats poo from a bag.

rtp

5 views

0 ratings

Mar 13, 2009 5:42 PM GMT13/03/09

0 No ratings yet

Mum’s been known to eject From the bogs any bloke less than fully erect

linea

1 views

0 ratings

Jan 17, 2025 8:56 PM GMT17/01/25

0 No ratings yet

Mum's 1960s PhD thesis remains seminal, The title: 'Anal Accommodation of Large Male Genitals.'

elevencalls

4 views

0 ratings

Jan 25, 2021 12:40 AM GMT25/01/21

0 No ratings yet

Bedsit dad spending his evening solo, Except for the company of mildly lubed Polo.

elevencalls

1 views

0 ratings

Jan 2, 2025 10:52 PM GMT02/01/25

0 No ratings yet