Dad: stuck in his 'man cave'
(with foreign objects stuck in his 'man cave');
Dad's on LinkedThin,
Mum's on StovedIn.
The traffic in and around mum's anus,
Is like Piccadilly Circus.
Mum's nuclear twat now powered by Dounreay;
Dad's attempting to fuck a 'Pay and Display'.
Dad's discovered, to his chagrin,
That not even anorexic women,
Appreciate a man's penis being thin.
Apply a toilet levy to every other country on earth
Through hard work and dedication, your dad found his knob fits in,
the buggered up corpse of Russian novelist, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn.
bandy around several words of regret; feel the burning,
have you picked up that ointment yet? (my swollen glands are yearning)
More oft,
Than not,
Blokes opt,
For mum's bot.
Tales of the Unexpected -
Your prick, finally erected.
