I'm always inclined to break into a jog,
When I'm heading to where your mum's 'working the bog.'
Mum's facilitating a masterclass,
On how to take it very hard, up the arse.
Look, you've fucking missed a bit!
I want to be completely covered in shit.
People are harassing dad randomly,
Because everyone's heard about his prick-catastrophe.
Jan 2nd and already blokes have been banging away with such intensity
That Mum’s arsehole has abandoned any pretence at structural integrity
Police and local authorities are struggling to digest,
The sheer scale of dad's latest grounds-of-primary-school dirty protest.
Mum's arsehole is far from the Sistine Chapel,
After a night of performing the "cistern grapple."
Mum simply cannot endure,
Piss without a strong odour.
No bloke has ever served a sentence,
For behaviours relating to mum's poo entrance.
Willy experts have confirmed that it's fact:
Dad's "penis" is basically his urinary tract.
