Mum's new nickname is 'Brexit'
due to her causing miles-long tailback of lorries full of blokes waiting to service her exit
The area from which mum plops,
Resembles a bowl of Coco-Pops.
virginal as sin, the mother immaculate,
now she's all crispy (bovine ejaculate)
Mum's ticked the section in the census,
Denoting she does anal for fifty pences.
Post-shift, mum can produce a perfectly serviceable foie gras,
From her ass.
Mum’s entertaining Real Madrid forward Kylian Mbappé
In the area where it’s crappé
Bedsit dad's still listening to Wet, Wet, Wet,
Because he hasn't achieved an erection yet, yet, yet.
Long ago, a bloke first entered mum's bum-area,
And ever since then, she's been "in her bum-slut era".
Mum's a harsh judge,
Of how a bloke macerates her fudge.
In the 80's, mum was opposed to the development of Trident,
A bit of a hippy, she's also very sexually compliant.
