Different shaped arseholes.
Mum and Dad are dressing up with uniforms, wigs and moustaches. It's a shame about the genital disfugurements and puss dripping rashes.
Bog-blokes once drawn in by mum's loving yet brutal clench;
Often pass out following a sniff of her fetid slops-trench.
The judge's expression is extremely grave,
As dad explains how aliens were making him expose himself using radio waves.
Father's last-ditch penis solution: boil it,
Plot for non-arsehole showers-stoving?
Foil it.
Extreme S&M Dad enquires into getting his willy ‘docked’
Only for back alley penis-doc to inform him this would leave him ‘negative cocked’
Mum continues to get bookings for disgusting low-budget porns
Despite the fact that her gens smell like 3-day old radiator prawns
today dad's in a bit of a funk -
last night, he wasn't completely covered in spunk.
Dad's 'Ryan Air' penis: poor construction, unappealing;
at just shy of 2 millimeters, it's reached its 'cervix ceiling'.
wine me,
dine me,
then anally mine me.
