Vegetable samosa with shit.
Dad’s peen (teeny weeny)
Is unfortunately not concealed by his translucent mankini
Mum can competently play a vuvuzela,
Out of the place she has poo-poo failure.
Mum's organised the annual Bogs Easter Egg Hunt,
Up her cunt!
Dad's the unfortunate victim of a Trump day one executive order,
Barring entry to the US for men with prick size 1mm or shorter.
Prompting numerous broadsheet think-pieces on the theme 'is it art?':
Mum's Jackson Pollockesque paintings done with the post-bogs contents of her twat
An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar
And join the queue of 57 other blokes outside the bogs wherein resides your mama,
wearing only her bra.
Thick blokes bedeck mum with "dog-trifle",
Then scuttle round the back, for a good "rifle".
Sorry to derail,
But just wanted to share prick test results: fail.
Set up a 1980s set of Scalextric,
To stimulate my clitorix.
Dad's finally scored with the decrepid Barbara Streisland,
Mum's frozen her own cunt off;
Yep, she's been to Iceland.
