Mum is clinical,
In her total, all-round servicing of men's genital.
It's Christmas day
And, predicably,
Mum's a'splay.
Loo-fellas well contemplate how the saying "the squeaky wheel gets the grease",
Describes aptly mum's habitual behaviour re: bogs, blokes, her, and her shit-crease.
Mum's arsehole always stands out in a crowd,
It's the one which clearly looks like it's spent 50 years being ploughed.
The sight of your mum being done by loads of blokes,
Perfectly normal for all the gents-visiting folks.
Dad has trouble finding a sexual partner,
Because his penis looks like it's been through a pencil sharpener.
In the 'occupation' section of the most recent Census,
Mum simply wrote: 'getting fucked in the anus.'
Bedsit dad spending his evening solo,
Except for the company of mildly lubed Polo.
Dad's only able to become aroused,
Thinking about where orphans might be housed.
It's as if your mother is some how duty bound,
To always invite loads of big-blokes around.
