Utterly destroy my arsehole.
Skeptical mum unsure of bum-docs plans for futureproofing,
Her arsehole with state-of-the-art carbon fibre 'anal roofing.'
Bogs? 30+ blokes/mum, good bum-bleed going.
Park? Dad 30th arrest with "little reed" showing.
Dad's submitted an ingenious 'circular ourobouros/human centipede'
To the Weird Sex/Willy Grading Council in the hope of being upgraded from 'very small indeed'
As long as dad's pulse remains flickering,
He'll be contemplating designs for kid's sexy knickering.
Bogs, tonight: starring mum's "chûte du poop":
Seventeen blokes will attempt the bum loop-de-loop.
Mum's now reached (through fucking) the lofty heights of Madam
Cos every man-jack (without booking), she's had em
In her distinguished career, mum has gone a long way to debunk,
The myth that there is a limit to ingesting spunk.
It was clearly quite an ambitious undertaking,
Your mum took six cocks in the arse; now she's queasy and shaking.
Your mum's in the bogs
(post winning pub quiz),
the prize?
to be shit on and smothered in jizz.
The posters for dad's new one man show promised a "fun family day out",
But unfortunately, right from curtain up, his knob was just all the way out.
