the task of trying to arouse dad is rather onerous.
It seems there's simply no way to make his failed prick bonerous.
By every conceivable metric,
Dad has a useless and small prick.
Mum's smashed in the gents on Bailey's,
No entry for dad tho, due to terminal willy failys.
Blokes need a spot of Dutch Courage,
When they catch a whiff of mum's bum-cabbage.
You don't have to be Archimedes,
To figure out mum gives away a fair few freebies.
There's no part of your mum that could be termed 'uncharted territory',
Your dad in 'Bad Cock Weekly': He's the lead story.
The mood in the bogs becomes solemn,
As bloke after bloke fails to meet mum's ever-increasing requirement for "width of column".
Dad's suffering from smallness of the penis,
But at least his little willy is highly proteinous.
Dad behaves like a sycophantic lickspittle,
Around blokes with bigger willies (but willies that are still little).
Mum's Bum-Docs wishing she would "go a bit thinner,"
After her arsehole's once again left looking like a dogs-dinner.
