Re-chart my hairy territory
Mum's twat able to take just about any size member,
Her arsehole?
Well, that's a desensitisation chamber.
To get to your mum in the gents it took the Bum-Doctors hours,
I'll visit the hospital tomorrow, y'know, to take her some flowers.
Vapourise your prick by trying to knob a sentient ball of plasma
(to tune of ABBA's The Winner Takes It All)
'Your mummy takes them all,
Your daddy's willy: small,
Together in the gents,
Different kinds of sex-offence.'
It's "bog-standard",
For mum's gash-reek to get a "bogs-man hard".
Even though she's got a cunt that's becoming slightly cloyed,
News that Mum's in the gents tonight means blokes morale is buoyed,
The experience of nobbing her is something we've all enjoyed,
Except for Dad, of course, who remains sexually unemployed.
It was this that distracted the joggers in the park,
your dad revealing his mini-prick
(penis size: quark).
Mum's absolutely had it,
With blokes running out of serviceable dog-shit.
Mum is confident she's offering the apex,
Of filthy dirty, public lavatory sex.
plectrum.
speculum.
rectum.
your mum.
all valid ways to make me cum.
