Your mum's a slot machine that takes quids,
Dad's pants from weird gents activity: skids.
What's dad given up for Lent?
Certainly not spunking. He's impotent.
Who is it that you look forward to having destroy your little botty-slotty?
Yep, you guessed it! It's ex-Bolton Premier League defender, Bruno N'Gotty!
Mum insists her bumhole's doing just fine,
But the bum-doc can see it resembles the inside of a hospital in Palestine.
Taking a chance on your Mum's community chest (and cunt).
For Mum and blokes, a lengthy bogs-sesh is a ‘win-win’
Dad’s knob assessment? ‘thin-thin’
Dad clearly gets some kind of buzz,
Out of the endless cat and mouse chasing by the nonce-fuzz.
Mum's tits have just received an absolutely smashing,
Pebbledashing.
Playground Dad trying to invite kids over to play Pikmin
In order to show them his prik (thin)
Dad's trying to invoke legislation around data protection
To conceal his complete inability to gain, let alone maintain, an erection
