Dad's genitalia,
Classification: junior.
Complaining big-blokes coming out of bogs unhappy,
Mum's shitter's bust (arsehole like broken tappy).
Mum’s doused in dog-eggs (Alsatian)
While engaged in multiple vaginal-anal penetration
Smart bogs-blokes hold in mind the saying 'the early bird catches the worm,'
And try to get in the bogs before mum has ingested unfathomable quantities of sprerm.
Mum needs to perhaps think about taking some cocks that are a bit thinner,
These days, when she's bending over, you can see what she's had for dinner.
Bloke after bloke scores multiple 'critical hits'
On the area from which mum shits.
Dad's looking remarkably chipper,
Considering he's just inserted his penis into a wood-chipper.
When it comes to being reamed in the bowel,
Mum's something of a night owl.
Blokes going kamikaze
Trying to sink Mum's brown battleship in the khazi.
Oh come on now gentlemen, let's not split hairs,
We'll panel your mum's shitter in, until it completely tears.
