In a truly bizarre tribute to Danny Glover,
dad began 'Another 48 Hours' of pissing on your mother.
Mum's cunt: Not alkaline, but acid,
Dad's prick: Incredibly shit, and flacid.
When your dad announced that he'd pickled his prick, he certainly wasn't bluffing;
your mum's encrusted trout farm cunt smells just like onion stuffing.
Fuck my arse loads
until it completely corrodes.
Eureka!
Mum's invented the new double-holed knicker!
Dad’s setting up an online dating profile
He’s said he’s ’sexually liberal’ because there was no option for ‘paedophile’
Surrounded on all sides by some unknown matter;
Ah, not to worry, it's faecal splatter.
Spring-in-her-step mum off to the bogs with dozens of double blue "I'm in" ticks,
On her Bogs WhatsApp group of "Extreme Thicks."
On the nonce scale, dad's a rock solid 10,
But willy a 0, compared to all other men.
