Dad's been foiled,
In his attempt to visit the Christmas Market "baby-oiled."
Mum's having some kind of existential crises,
But she's far from alone in this world; she's got lots of pubic lices.
Oh dear,
dad's just had his cervical smear
(something of a pioneer).
Mum's on first name terms,
With an international sample size of sperms.
Mum just tries to stay 'zen,'
When she's taking on lots and lots of men.
Complaining big-blokes coming out of bogs unhappy,
Mum's shitter's bust (arsehole like broken tappy).
Mum, ignoring bum-docs’ pleas to ease up on the big blokes: ‘YOLO’
Dad, bedsit cry-wanking solo
Mum's being DP'd,
By delivery blokes from DPD.
Mum's brought so many blokes off with her boobs,
They have basically become cubes.
