Faces, and then shit and piss.
Dad's latest 'peodocast' reflects on "a lifetime of learning found,
From the experiences and pleasures of public display in the playground."
In the bogs, mum cuts a frustrated figure,
As blokes have queued in reverse, not smaller to bigger.
Mum enjoys a vigorous bum-grout
While listening to 'don't speak' by No Doubt
Mum's long feared her bogs-business would one day face a reckoning,
But the fuck-punters seem undeterred by her advanced facial Shrekening.
Oh fuck!
You're playing slops catch-up.
Your dad's got almost no resolve,
Second penile acid bath, and he's watched it dissolve.
Castrato-knobbed dad in failed attempt to get gens 'juicy'
Unable to find anything with
prick-fit 'not loosey'
Did you realise
I was cumming in your eyes?
Dadโs hardon
Is the colour and dimensions of a single Lidl bacon lardon
Top of dad's wish list ,
Covered in piss and shit.