Around playgrounds he likes to linger
Dad’s knob less ‘baby’s arm’ and more ‘baby’s finger’
Office temp dad's got the axe,
For attempting to molest kids by fax.
Mum's bum is hosting a charity Antiques Roadshow Fuck Tournament,
In which blokes compete by inserting unusual artworks and ornaments.
dad's birthday: he's overjoyed!
he's going to have his arse destroyed!
The morning after a bogs-shift, mum's lucky if her anus,
Returns to size-setting "open tub of humus."
Weird farm fuck with pitchforks and haybails,
there's your dad wanking over his own entrails.
Dad's in the 'spoons bogs with blokes taking speed;
Arse lips splayed plus prick-status: millipede.
Squadies' favourite - your mum's cum-valley
(more popular than Worzel Gummidge star, Aunt Sally)
Dad's dick pic looks like a bad crop,
But no, it really does just... stop.
Oh, goodness me,
it's mum's twat circus (flea).
