Different shaped arseholes.
After reaching the 1989 "Anal Superstars Free-For-All Mega Bugger Championship" winners podium,
Mum was advised to take approximately half a kilo of imodium.
Mum's spent a life working in retail,
Selling blokes her fuck-tail.
Mum's shockingly blasé,
About getting dry-bummed in the khazé.
Dad didn't get a callback from the US predecessor to Dragon's Den, "Shark Tank",
For his proposed video series, "Helping Toddlers Wank".
Mum's new bogs night is called 'Hott Mess,'
Specifically for blokes suffering from IBS.
Several less experienced bogs-blokes scatter,
As mum reveals her infamous meat platter.
Your dad's suffered a lifetime of appalling ill health;
Due, in part, to continually going to the toilet on himself.
Even dad's Chinese takeaway fortune cookie,
Reads "Forever thin, floppy and with no chance of nookie."
Bogs celebrations on the removal of bureaucratic EU red tape,
That had previously denied mum going 'beyond max gape.'
Father in the paddock (padlock panick);
Can't stick it in the stallion's throat (vet's advice: it's inorganic).
