Mum's ragged quim,
Could really do with a little trim.
It's really taken it's toll,
that fridge-freezer up your mum's arsehole.
Dad's wanking over cash machines outside Barclays Bank, Clywd.
In a situation police and lookers consider observed considered 'fluid'.
In her distinguished career, mum has gone a long way to debunk,
The myth that there is a limit to ingesting spunk.
As long as a bloke brings the requisite dog faeces,
He can absolutely knob mum's bum'ole to pieces.
Dad was wrong when thought he might be more of an attractive man,
The evening he went out after applying his own shit as a sort of fake tan.
In the bogs, mum has no quarrels,
On giving up her basic morals.
Something during mum's bucket cunt op went wrong;
She's now a massive black bloke
(with a cock like 'King Dong').
New this Chrimbo:
Dad now self-identifying as "thinbo".
Mum’s ‘serving Whoppers’ out the back of Burger King
Dad? ‘tiny ding-a-ling’
