It really is a heartless prank,
To send dad an invite to the sperm bank.
Your dad's been seen having massive wank,
over a shit and piss riddled glastonbury effluent tank.
Out of touch Dad claiming to have reached the end of Donkey Kong
In the mistaken belief kids will be impressed and be willing to touch his Wonkey Dong
When even the big gents-blokes seem a bit small,
Mum opts to get fucked by the council wrecking ball.
The law of the bogs is enshrined:
"To Fuck Mum From Behind."
Dad is claiming he’s a paedo because his gens
Are the size of small children’s.
Mum will recklessly over indulge,
In bloke-buldge.
Endlessly refine my great bum-lineage
Until it resembles red/brown spineach.
McCartney, McCartney Poo, McCartney Wee
Bogs-blokes have wiped completely off the map,
The area from which mum used to crap.
