Dad's favoured choice of apparel,
Is alarmingly similar to that worn by Jimmy Savile.
I've burst a cum-bubble,
On your bum-stubble.
Mum's funny bumbox?
Seventies Flaria,
Dad's weird Africa trips?
Shitbox malaria.
Coke can bottom silhouette tattoed by the entrance to mum's 'mudslide'
Bearing the legend 'you must be at least this thick to ride'
Sad Dad coming out of court, failed to ‘beat the rap’
‘No gens’ indecent exposure defence a failure because he was also ‘completely covered in crap’
In the mathematical world it's quite sensational
Dad's been awarded the Fields Medal in topology for 'having a penis which is literally one-dimensional'
Mum's manifest admiration of Russian space technology,
Makes one ponder on the word 'split', and its etymology.
Mum's bogs-powers might finally be fading,
But she's still capable of large scale sex-acts that are truly degrading.
Mum's life story,
Is exceptionally whore-y.
Available now on DVD!
Your Mum's, 'Outdoor wee wee 3'.
