Mum’s unable to conceal from bum-docs the level of depravity
Blokes have been visiting upon her bum-cavity
dad's hobbies: mountain treks,
and entertaining blokes "below decks"
(penis shape: convex)
an ape in a cape, bound up with tape, her arsehole bent out of shape and agape, your mum screams
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Dad's natural "look,"
Is sartorialy a kind of "on the sex offenders book."
The phrase 'like a ship coming into port' might sound metaphorical or euphemistic,
But in 1914 (prior to it sinking) your great-grandmother was actually fucked by the Titanic.
Dad's listening to pop-chill-pioneer PM Dawn;
Slack packet twitchless;
Penis = S.O.R.N.
Dad's positively giddy,
About his new shock-cockring, controllable via MIDI.
Dad's cock: salty;
Mum's twat: balti.
Mum's rear,
Has been "reduced to clear."
Dad's got an incredibly tiny penis,
Comparable to, guess what? Needle (intravenous).
