After your dads organ grinding recital,
it looked as if it had gone through a fucking spin cycle.
Much to the involved bogs-bloke's delight,
Mum has been declared "airtight!"
Destroy any semblance of dignity,
As you really ram it into me.
contemplate the most anus busting head turd.
feel it tear you in two.
(that's what i've heard)
Squeezing and squeezing,
I can't do any more.
But my Mum's still hungry.
(Why oh why can't I poo any more?).
Dad makes the local nonce authorities squirm,
When his whereabouts is unknown during school half-term.
In mum's experience, it's members of the working class,
Who have provided the largest members up her arse.
There's no part of your mum that could be termed 'uncharted territory',
Your dad in 'Bad Cock Weekly': He's the lead story.
Hold the Bogs-News front page!
Mum's arsehole has reached post-salad bowl stage!
Collectively, everyone's had a good long look at it,
And decided that it's really not that thick.
