It really grieves us, that your father's got no penis.
Twat-quacks unanimous mum-suggestion: 'Stop!';
'Lest your entire genital area become slop'(s).
Dad's latest excuse,
Is that he "just really likes child abuse".
Bogs-blokes are working hard to remove any conundrum,
Between a choice of mum's fanny or bum-bum.
On completion of the bogs-census,
The general consensus,
Was for bogs-blokes to maintain focus,
On mum's anus.
greet my arrival with a "one gun salute"
(a mighty salvo from your monstrous piss-chute)
As, on her tits, another bloke's turd is curled,
Mum feels marginally less alone in the world.
Dad's taking baby steps,
In his treatment away from being aroused by baby steps.
Mum's got all dolled up to have sex on camera,
But she resembles nothing more than 60s Godzilla knockoff / giant flying turtle "Gamera".
