Mum insists her bumhole's doing just fine,
But the bum-doc can see it resembles the inside of a hospital in Palestine.
New this Chrimbo:
Dad now self-identifying as "thinbo".
Mum's up for everything imaginable,
Preferably anal, oral and/or vaginal.
Disturbingly, dad appears to gain some personal reward,
By traipsing dog-shit around the children's cancer ward.
father's had his flop-on cryogenically suspended;
everyone that's seen it's been massively offended.
Working the Annual Centaur Convention bogs has taken its toll,
Mum's left with the balance and mobility of a newborn foal.
Despite advanced motor-neurone disease even Professor Stephen Hawking
has given your mum's black hole a thorough porking
Dad’s getting sadder and sadder:
Every willy check, results come back the same: ‘nada’
Mum regards her sex work as more than just a hobby
Despite the majority of what she does being ‘pro bono’ ‘up the jobby lobby’
Mum'll do gropes and feels,
For Happy Meals.
