Even seasoned bogs-blokes can find it distressing,
Seeing mum hurriedly arrive at the gents, already undressing.
It's interesting to note,
that it's your dad's cock in this stoat.
It's only an approximation,
But many observers reckon mum's entertained numbers of blokes equivalent to several large European nations.
Mum's bumhole injuries bespeak
An obsessive compulsion to do it "Greek".
No bloke has ever served a sentence,
For behaviours relating to mum's poo entrance.
Your father failed to turn his bum lamp down low,
and, oh fucking jesus!
His whole arsehole's 'a-glow'.
if your mum laid every cock she's had end to end,
they'd reach from John O'Groats to Lands End.
Scientists have yet to invent a lens
Powerful enough to detect Dad’s nano-gens
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to screw
Mum, after the service, in the gents' loo.
(to tune of ABBA's The Winner Takes It All)
'Your mummy takes them all,
Your daddy's willy: small,
Together in the gents,
Different kinds of sex-offence.'
