Dad: grotesque pecan;
Mum: week-old-flan.
Dad's seduction technique at best "wooden";
His male genital, at best "not a good 'un".
Upsettingly, some blokes choose to go kamikaze,
Diving recklessly up mum's doom-khazi.
Bog-blokes
Swarming Mum's bum-crocus
Like locusts
it was nigh on impossible to keep pace with your Mum. She helped with the rhythm though as she banged on a drum. (all the action was, naturally, up the bum).
Dad'll do anything for a bag of skittles,
But there's never any takers cos his willy's little(s).
Regrettably, in the contract signed, dad's boss failed to stipulate,
that it's inappropriate to fist oneself, and continually masturbate.
that's a neat trick!
dad's sucking his own prick!
Mum and about 85 blokes have just wrapped on a "video nasty",
But alas, mum's entire fee needed to pay for yet another "anus-o-plasty".
It makes punters cry when they see your mum so dry.
(from the jap's-eye)
