your mum's friction burnt labia looks like a cleft pallet,
or a prime cut of beef that's been hit with a mallet.
Perhaps unfairly, mum's interpretation of "thin,"
Is anything less than "upturned wheelie bin."
"DIVERSION" tattooed above mum's vag,
With a big arrow pointing round the back, to her "rusty sheriff's badge".
Bogs-blokes very much believe in Him,
Because He put on earth mum's arsehole and quim.
Mum's one of the favourites to win this year's 'Sex-Factor,'
Dad in lowly bedsit room measuring his prick with compass and protractor.
Dad's attempting to register his stools,
For various London drama schools.
Your mum's old minge a smelly 'silver fox,'
That's why most blokes opt for her appalling shit-box.
Dad's answer during the police interview was "because I look cute,"
To the question "why were you in a playground dressed in a young girl's swimsuit?"
International Sex-Pest daddy in the dock about to get jailed,
Meanwhile mummy still in the gents getting unbelievably nailed.
Down in mum's "area that is shitty",
It looks like someone's done a mortal kombat fatality.
