I don't want to spoil it,
But mum's new film 'Human Lavatory,' heavily features her being used as a toilet.
Looks like mum's most recent employer,
Has seen fit to completely (sexually) destroy 'er.
Probably Dad's weirdest fuck was Doobie, from 'Doobie Ducks Disco Truck.'
Critiqued for smelling bad and being overly salty;
It's mum's rather passé poo-box-Balti.
Bogs-blokes are claiming it's a fix,
That mum's much-vaunted "last hour of the shift," is once again dominated by the "ultra thicks."
In France they piss on Main Street
In her own special tribute to the England team 'taking the knee'
Mum's kneeling down to 'take the willy'
Mum becomes absolutely enraged,
If the queuing blokes haven't got their poos ready and engaged.
One of mum's bogs-fuck musts,
Is for blokes to maximise their thrusts.
never one to wave the white flag,
that's your dad, cum drenched in a body bag.
