Mum's 'poos' offering: paired down for '24;
Her colon mono-spewing a kind of shitty coleslaw.
Mum would rather have a bowl of Coco-Coco Pops,
But for now she's got an arsehole full of bloke-bloke slops.
Did you realise
I was cumming in your eyes?
Mum: “up the chocolate”
Dad: “sexually inadequate”
Mum's had many, many a casual lover,
And now it's now hard to tell one part of her nether region from another.
Mum, gorged on easter dog-eggs,
Fucking like bunnies with blokes with enormous "third legs".
Mum can be accused of micromanagin'
The process of having her back doors stoved in.
Dad's in the prison showers, not knowing what's happening,
Mum's in the bogs, 'catalogue Grattaning.'
You'll need to employ an aggressive style,
To negotiate past the back-end piles.
With every step down the Mothercare Megastore ailes,
Dad adds further to his 'Dangerous Nonce' police files.
