Mum's certainly no debutante,
In taking it up the crap-font.
Mum's highly successful,
At getting a cockfull.
Tonight, mum's planned,
To be fully "manned."
Mum requires every bloke with a thick "thing",
To knob her with the speed of a hummingbird's wing.
Dad was never going to get far,
Going out, dressed only in his learner bra.
When mum bends over, she can reveal,
The ingredients of her previous meal.
Be obsequiously complimentary about my genitals
Mum's dismayed,
If her "salad bowl" isn't perma-splayed.
Dad's unable to render any kind of discernable sperms-pattern
On the well-thumbed bras-double-pager of catalogue: Gratton.
Dad: Penis scale 'HO'
Mum: bogs bloke sandwich 'to go'
