In a odd kind of repost against the old phrase 'not having a pot to piss in,'
Dad's gone and bought hundreds of pots and, yes, pissed in them.
Mum's a real stickler,
For ensuring the dog-shit sticks to 'er.
Oh fuck!
You're playing slops catch-up.
Mum’s being nailed in the stonker
By Belgium and Aston Villa midfielder Leander Dendoncker
Dad's attempting to register his stools,
For various London drama schools.
Battering-Ram Bozza is ‘simply the best’
When it comes to putting the elasticity of Mum’s arsehole to the test
Mum's anal flooring,
Has lost its mooring.
Here the crowd's great shouts of glee!
Your mum's been fucked by a JCB!
Dad's hitting his vapes,
While planning multiple child rapes.
