Become a US citizen on April 23rd,
And immediately let loose a large, foul and very watery turd.
Dad's halogen penis glare
(Mr Sheen),
Aggressive head of Piss Steam
(inbetween).
Mum's smashed in the gents on Bailey's,
No entry for dad tho, due to terminal willy failys.
On mum's part, it really is fantasy thinking,
That she can take all those blokes up "from where it is stinking."
Your dad's arsehole (whilst being stoved) made a strangely satisfying quack.
Your mum's cunt?
Jaw-droppingly slack.
Bogs? 30+ blokes/mum, good bum-bleed going.
Park? Dad 30th arrest with "little reed" showing.
Objectification of mum: cunt / arse, which one?
Most blokes go for the former.
Your dad? Fuck knows really, he's just a 'sexual bench-warmer.'
Dad's sexual knowledge clearly woefully poor:
He has no understanding at all of what genitals are for.
Dad gens thin, weird, and strangely "cropped",
As if someone started drawing a really bad knob, then abruptly stopped.
Dad cannot fathom the public farore,
Over his interest in the sexually immature.
