Dad has very poor social and emotional intellect,
And a willy that simply will not erect.
Mum’s prone to shout and splutter
If there’s not a lengthy line of blokes sporting a ‘diamond cutter’
Mum wears bloke's excrement,
As a kind of bogs warpaint.
Dad (unnatural preoccupation with children genitally unhaired),
Is also entirely sexually unprepared,
And his prick, profoundly impaired.
Mum welcomes all thick blokes who are "anally diligent",
Dad out on two counts - 1. sexually slapdash
2. tiny willy gent
During the final flurry,
You went and spurted bum-curry.
backing up with her dirty slop gate,
pound it now:saturate.
Mum's knocking shop,
Is kind of "shop 'till you drop."
Mum has developed a uniquely atrocious strain of halitosis,
Due to a core diet of Buckfast, spunk and dog faeces.
Dad employs kidology,
To deflect from his interest in "kid-ogling." ?
