From far and wide blokes are flocking
To give mum's bum a brutal docking.
Undercard: delivering to dad's woeful gens a thorough mocking.
the sole item in dad's sexual curriculum:
continuously being showered in shit, piss and cum.
Dad "Hi sorry, don't want to be an imposition,
But can I quickly just borrow your kids a minute, to try out a sex position?"
Dad's been cancelled on social media,
Due to his incessant promoting of paedophilia.
Mum's one of those old-school bogs-sluts, prone to to snobbery,
Where it's all about up-the-arse and no cock-gobbery.
So caked in blood was the anal canal,
The surgeons employed a garden trowel.
Dad would be about as much use as an inflatable dartboard,
If he ever got a chance of a go at a lady's "stinky fartboard."
Initially subtract from, but subsequently multiply by a large amount, my sexual problems
Mum wants drunkards,
Up in her innards.
Mum insists her bumhole's doing just fine,
But the bum-doc can see it resembles the inside of a hospital in Palestine.
