The expression, "you catch more flies with honey",
Doesn't seem to apply at all to the swarm of blokes buzzing around mum's rank cunny.
Relationship-wise, dad's going steady,
With his VHS recordings of Rod, Jane and Freddy.
Mum regards her sex work as more than just a hobby
Despite the majority of what she does being ‘pro bono’ ‘up the jobby lobby’
Dad's somehow making money selling his own crap,
His awful turds are now an integral ingredient in Mcdonalds' McWraps.
Mum's ditched the theory with famed psycholinguist, Steven Pinker;
Opting for the very practical, unrelenting destruction of her 'stinker'.
I've been on bogs-hols with you mum in Bratislava,
We met a Slovak biker gang, who basically fucking halved 'er.
what's the reason for mum's dopey grin?
oh, I see, her cunt's just been stoved in.
Dad's barring from the bogs involves nothing sinister,
Other than the simple fact he has a willy that is miniature.
Mum's twat from a distance (piss-seam frilly),
She's been in the woods fucking 'transients' willy-nilly.
Mum's bum consultants pleading with her to take a anal detox,
But she holds great loyalty and commitment to her bogs-flock and enormo-cocks.
