Accuse my prolapse of being anti-semetic.
Prick size mum taking on: dangerous,
Prick size of dad: Dangermouse.
Mum's been fitted with a pacemaker,
Due to her determination to remain "Number One In The World Bogs Cock-taker."
Probably Dad's weirdest fuck was Doobie, from 'Doobie Ducks Disco Truck.'
Local blokes hooked up to a GPS tracker,
And summoned when mum's arsehole approaches category: 'slacker.'
Mum’s recruited a team of materials scientists from NASA
To create a high tech super durable lining for her ass-a
tend towards feelings of sadness and loss, gather together (male group penis toss)
After Friday night Happy Hour,
Mum's arsehole resembles an abattoir.
Tonight, mum's planned,
To be fully "manned."
Mum's cunt = perma spunk-sloppy,
Dad's prick = perma thin floppy.
Mum: public fuck-box
Dad: worst of all possible cocks
