It's been a tough day at the office,
For mum's orifices.
In a truly bizarre tribute to Danny Glover,
dad began 'Another 48 Hours' of pissing on your mother.
Mum's bent over in the bogs sipping on piña coladas,
Occasionally offering encouraging shouts of "go fuckin' 'arder."
Mum’s ignoring
Medical advice to scale back the bum-boring.
Dad's Lonely Hearts Ad: "Friendly canal-path flasher seeks the poo-spouts,
Of boy-scouts."
Mum's genitals? Those of an elderly, cheap, bogs-slut,
Dad's? Like a moldy old peanut.
Some might describe it as careless,
For dad to turn up at the kids trampoline centre, braless.
your mum's hair is matted with cum,
don't ask how it got there.
(hairy arsed penis gun)
What's in mum's summer plans?
It's farmhands!
Mum's probably full of thousands of bloke's cums,
Dad's cast out in the sexual doldrums.
