According to the very latest 'mori poll', your mum's got a cunt exactly the same shape and diameter of a large salad bowl.
It's only the second week of February,
And mum's 2025 body count is already "very, very many".
"In love, one and one are one," a quote by Jean-Paul Sartre,
Misunderstood by Dad when he picked up a few young 'chickens' on the streets of Montmartre.
Dad’s protests about lapsed copyright are rather silly
(Arrested in the public domain, dressed as Mickey Mouse for showing kids his ‘Steamboat Willie’)
Defying expectations of people her age
Mum's still very much in the 'anal stage'
Early years bogs-blokes knew they'd 'struck oil,'
When mum first started working "the hole from where she doth soil."
Taking a chance on your Mum's community chest (and cunt).
Festive father decorating the tree, uh oh (though), there's your mum sealing cards with week old sex wee...
... as Granddad looks on, and wanks into his horror-potty.
Bum-metricians estimate that, to a first approximation,
Mum's had "fucking loads of anal penetration".
Politics Dad launching another of his Parish Council bids
His platform this time? ‘Free ‘health examinations’ for all kids’
