Oh please, for goodness sake.
whiffy poo:
stiffy for you.
swiftly, screw.
Dad’s idea of ‘having a wonderful Christmas Time’
Involves using his crotchless Santa suit for the purposes of sex crime
An untrained eye might see eight blokes committing an horrific sex crime,
But in fact, mum's having a wonderful time.
Bedsit dad listening to Smashing Pumpkins,
Because he's got a willy that's small and thins.
Here's the meal,
it's freshly plated,
it's a baked potato
(on a bed of shit, grated).
Mum's menu: universally slated.
Mum's quite cute
For a very cheap prostitute.
Dad has a constantly strong presence on social media,
In his role as an advocate for all things pedophilia.
Dad's got another high score on Wordle;
Whilst being devastated in the turd hole.
It's a guarantee that it's an activity that mum really does hold in extremely low regard;
Anything involving not being hammer-bummed by unfathomably-blessed-farm-hand-retard.
Your mum has a certain air of defiance,
Around how (sexually, with big blokes) she's defied medical science.
