Nothing downstairs, though it pains me to say it - which makes me wonder how you manage to 'gay it'.
Far from innocuous,
Was the state of mum's undercarriage after entertaining infamous bogs-bloke, Steve "The Octopus."
The only experience mum's had of being properly "full,"
Was during a tour of the public conveniences of Kaboul.
Mum is the world's pre-eminent authority
On the subject of 'how to take it up the botty'
Mum: chasmal shit cabinet like a fucked Dim Sum;
Dad?
Ladbrokes, Wrexham.
I've consulted Chinese Sages;
Your blighted arsehole was fucked for ages.
Dad's Burger Van version of a Happy Meal,
Includes kids being invited to "have a feel."
Mum's gives out "Well Done" smiley-face stickers,
To bogs-blokes who got in her knickers.
Dad has trouble finding a sexual partner,
Because his penis looks like it's been through a pencil sharpener.
Mum's arsehole,
Doubles up as the local toilet bowl.
