Small-cock docs are working on the hypothesis,
That dad, in fact, has a clitoris.
Mum demands ever greater efficiency,
New target 30 sec, from cubicle door to knackered nipsy.
It's not clear where dad's keeping the Fun Size Snickers,
He's offering to kids in the playground, dressed only in bra and knickers.
Take flight!
Father's on the phone (bakerlite),
he's arranging with some blokes to be massively stabbed in the shite.
Friday night and bogs fun is due to resume,
As blokes take turns sliding down mum's poo-flume.
Mum's been DP'd,
By Dave Lee Travis and Mike Read.
Licking out your mum? Passively, Dad's taking it up the bum (massively).
I heard even your mother rang,
On the completion of your first 50-man gang-bang.
Mum's left in pieces,
If there wasn't enough dogs feaces.
Mum's slipped a disc,
After a strenuous game of "Clitorisk."
