Mum: Donkey Dong
Dad: Wonkey Dong
By every conceivable metric,
Dad has a useless and small prick.
Mum's a veteran,
Of many, many bogs-men.
Due to the amount of surgical reconstruction the entrance to Mum’s womb
Is somewhat akin to ‘Trigger’s broom’
It's International World Thin Willy Awareness Day,
And spokesman dad's doing the morning interview rounds, with plenty of personal things to say.
Win the gold medal in the long distance pooing event at the Paris Olympics
Dad wears the kind of loose fitting clobber,
That means he can very easily show the public his nobber.
Dad's the world-leading expert in,
Learner bra fastenin'
In the 90's it all got rather surreal,
When your mum and dad were both fucking Eastenders' Ian Beale.
Initially subtract from, but subsequently multiply by a large amount, my sexual problems
