Mum's capable of taking cocks,
In positions considered unorthodox.
Even when she's taking a complete "pluggin,"
Mum's got the dexterity for a couple of "rough tuggin."
Dad’s watery grout
Just dribbles out
Dad's got the tweezers out to watch mum's film 'Cheap Sex-Tramp,'
Oh-no though, he's pulled up with a severe bout of wanker's cramp.
The Nonce Police know to take precautionary steps,
When dad's out in public dressed like "H" from Steps.
Dad cannot fathom the public farore,
Over his interest in the sexually immature.
Dad's heading into Ladbrokes,
He's having a wild punt on himself finally getting pokes.
Jesus, what's that infernal din?
Oh, it's just your mum having her bum stoved in.
