Mum's sexual 'Achilles Heel,'
Is that her twat has lost all discernable 'feel.'
Mum is clinical,
In her total, all-round servicing of men's genital.
Mum doesn't need to think about her next move,
It's always "get the nearest bloke to annihilate her poo-groove".
Bum engineers are concerned it's just the tip of the iceberg;
Up mum's poo caverns they have discovered an enormous sperm-berg.
So entrenched are mum's pubic lices,
That, they too, are having mid-life crises.
Dad's having a "me day",
Which appears to mostly entail public genital display.
threadbare yard of carpet, hours of her bare arse caused.
disregard for furnishings. (a whole football team:sloppy broad)
Mum's famous,
For being fucked in the anus.
Dad: not-willy-proud
Mum: ploughed.
When it comes to the bum-plunder, your dad prefers auntie Mable,
On account of her massive tits, and that she's mentally unstable.
