Arse-grot aficionados were surprised to hear of the re-issue,
Of mum's infamous 1974 arthouse movie "Life Beyond Anal Tissue."
While cruising aboard an ocean going liner, your Mum had all the crew. They declared, 'All aboard', and then, 'nice vagina'.
Mum's offering lifetime guarantees,
To all thick blokes, of bogs freebies.
With more passengers than Bridgnorth's lenticular railway,
your mum's been ridden by Bryan Cant and the whole cast of Playaway.
Mum lectures to packed classes at Bogs-College,
Because she's a deeply respected bogs-slut, with many years of knowledge.
Mum has an extensive, far-reaching army of talent scouts,
Seeking blokes from all over the world with willies large enough to satisfy her poo-spout.
All that time your mum spent fucking Paul Gascoigne,
Really effected her cunt to arse 'join.'
Mum writes a popular blog,
On life working the gents bog.
piss in my mouth,
while singing any of the several hits of nineties popsters, The Beautiful South.
Mum’s ignoring
Medical advice to scale back the bum-boring.
