The expression, "you catch more flies with honey",
Doesn't seem to apply at all to the swarm of blokes buzzing around mum's rank cunny.
'Mater's in the billiard room having a round of anahl with the gardener'
Fail your bra test multiple times and then get arrested for operating a bra without a license
Mum requires every bloke with a thick "thing",
To knob her with the speed of a hummingbird's wing.
Mum defies the saying "you can't teach an old dog new tricks,"
In the endlessly innovative ways she finds to take prick after prick after prick.
Mum's in the gents getting fucked by the hour,
Dad's in prison, getting fucked in the showers.
Mum's now reached (through fucking) the lofty heights of Madam
Cos every man-jack (without booking), she's had em
After Mum’s had a long shift in the bogs, taking blokes to ‘bum heaven’
Her stools are inevitably a Bristol chart type 7
Mum welcomes all thick blokes who are "anally diligent",
Dad out on two counts - 1. sexually slapdash
2. tiny willy gent
Your mum's in the bogs
(post winning pub quiz),
the prize?
to be shit on and smothered in jizz.
