paeleontologist dad studies dinosaur dicks;
he wants to get fucked by an archaeopteryx.
A scene of devastation and horror, was your father's bed,
The morning after he'd been hospitalised by Mick Hucknall from Simply Red.
Mum's well liked in HMV:
She's always up for a DP (or TP, or even QP),
Right there among the vinyl and CDs.
Dad = transvestite,
Mum = 'bucket-fanny-not-tight.'
Mum's appearing on 'Noel's HQ,'
For the tireless work she's done in the loo!
Kick my prick off violently with your steel toe-cap booted-foot,
immediate incineration - leaving a kind of penile soot.
Mum went off to the 'Bum-'Ole Destruction Spring Fayre,'
Came back with anus-status: beyond repair.
The middle east situation may be volatile and unpredictable,
But it's always a safe bet that mum's bent over in the bogs, enthusiastically "prickable"
Write authoritative academic papers
About bum sex in public crappers
Mum's playing Big Cock Tetris,
Dad's dribbling out a solo sex-piss.
