Dad asked to leave parents evening,
Due to his enquiries about other children along with heavy breathing.
Dad's got a lot on his plate,
Mainly shit and piss - and it doesn't taste great.
Harvest my arse dregs
In dystopian poo-kegs.
Tripped and fell
(dad's shit slide and urine carousel).
‘W-w-where do I g-go? W-where’s Mum?’ a fresh-faced bogs-lad on his first day stammered
Big Bloke Barry: ‘over there’s the queue lad, get in line: she’s having her bum jackhammered’.
Mum's fanny area seen somehow to be 'glowering';
after being fucked to Another Level
(a colossal Dane Bowers-ing).
Sad Dad coming out of court, failed to ‘beat the rap’
‘No gens’ indecent exposure defence a failure because he was also ‘completely covered in crap’
Dad's "stable door" wide open; passersby "revolted";
After his miniature "horse" has clearly "bolted".
It's a widely known fact,
That dad's not only nano-cocked, but also pico-sacked.
What's disease ridden, small, and a constant failure?
Yep, you got it! It's your genitalia!
