Dad always gets a trouser bulger,
When thinking about James Bulger.
To children, dad would certainly be more dangerous,
If he wasn't hung like Danger Mouse.
Massed ranks of blokes going ‘over the top’ assaulting Mum’s poo-gulch
In what’s come to be known as the ‘Battle of the Bulge’
More oft,
Than not,
Blokes opt,
For mum's bot.
Come end of shift, mum displays a distressing lack of control,
Over what's going in, coming out of, and generally going on around, her arsehole.
Far from innocuous,
Was the state of mum's undercarriage after entertaining infamous bogs-bloke, Steve "The Octopus."
Mum's listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for world record anal bogs squirter,
As witnessed, in person, by BBC programme Record Breakers' Norris McWhirter.
Mum is clinical,
In her total, all-round servicing of men's genital.
pissflaps like pastry offcuts.
mum works for the local knocking shop - 'very old sluts'.
Mum doesn't have a very neat,
Poo-pleat.
