You don't have to be Sigmund Freud,
To see it's dad's little pecker that makes him annoyed.
Squadies' favourite - your mum's cum-valley
(more popular than Worzel Gummidge star, Aunt Sally)
The tightly packed, baying bogs-throng,
Chomping at the bit to do mum up the wrong.
The coroner's report stated 'accidental death,'
After a bogs-bloke inhaled too much of mum's bowel-breath.
Buy me a very uncomfortable, very unsexy bra and then find my obvious distaste at wearing it sexy
Dad's been spoiling the average Wimbledon-goers dream,
By infiltrating the catering facilities and interfering with the strawberries and 'cream.'
Dad's having a bedsit teddy bear's picnic,
And imagining his cuddly toys don't mind he's got a prick that's not thick.
Mum's vast slop pit?
Bloke, finally: 'stop it'.
Credit crunch - your mum's fuck-prices down to 50p,
Not enough for her to afford a fucking shitty KFC.
Dad has a constantly strong presence on social media,
In his role as an advocate for all things pedophilia.
