Mum's trying out that new Mario Kart World,
While getting repeatedly turd-burgl'd.
Bedsit dad fucked on glue,
Wanking over episodes of Pengu.
Dad wants to be a cool nonce,
Like TVs "The Fonz."
Dad's been preparing Sunday dinner all week,
It's a lovely bum-induced 'bubble and squeak!'
Mum fondly recalls long summers working the public bogs of Montpellier;
There were some seriously big fella there.
rectal abomination,
corporal punishment,
bum log flagellation.
Dad's looking for an unpaid intern
to ignite his poo and watch it burn.
it wasn't until day break,
that your mum's worn meat hole began to ache.
Mum's getting an absolute filling,
From Bournemouth Premier League player, Philip Billing.
Dad feels that his chances of sexual activity might improve,
If his genitals weren't "Ken doll smooth."
