Dad's the editor of, and main contributor to, new magazine;
'My Papercut Fanny's Pristine!'
Mum’s started a Kickstarter
Aim: “build a machine to completely destroy my farter”
Mum's cracking open the Asti Spumante
To celebrate the return of the legendary 'Signor Willy-Elephanty'
In the sprawling world of pornographic movies,
Mum dominates the sub-genre known as "The Poovies."
Dad's reached the stage,
Of hanging around the orphanage.
Mum's a strict width-stickler,
When a bloke wants a go on her poo-funicular.
Between mum's legs,
Resembles scrambled dog-eggs.
In middle age, Dad's 'horn'
Resembles (in shape, smell, texture, colour and size) a 3-day old defrosted Iceland miniature prawn
In the gents, there's no hard and fast rules,
Mum simply wants loose and fast stools.
Wanking and crying, I worry I'm dying.
