What's illegal in 195 countries,
Is somehow legal in mum's 'cunty'(s).
As bent as items in Geller's cutlery drawer,
Daddy sells for what he can get
= £5 botty whore.
In the gents, blokes have developed a one-way system,
Taking them directly to mum, who's bent over the cistern.
Barely coherent dad, slurring something about vids,
"Preferably, ones with naked kids."
Dad: little boys,
Mum: Big Cowboys.
Bogs-blokes deploying Amphibious Landing Craft,
To enable full exploration of mum's treacherous crap shaft.
You've got
an abysmal mott.
Zoo janitor Dad demoted from ape enclosure to small fish tank
For attempting a “gorilla wank”
Mum's done so many bogs-bendovers,
Her arsehole looks like a right dogs dinner (leftovers).
'You do the Shake 'n' Vac, and put the freshness back,'
(Your mum certainly needs to; she's got a fucking stinking crack).
