Your mum: front cover of 'Tits That Sag'
Your dad: front cover of 'Blokes in Drag'
Mum's 'bum cycling' but what's caught in the spokes?
It's loads of shit and piss, origin: gents-blokes.
Dad didn't get very far on Dragon's Den,
With his idea for 'Transparent Adult Nappies for Peodophile Men.'
Mum's interest is quickly piqued,
At the prospect of being thick-prickily "Greeked".
Packed out gent's last night, mum starred in a no holes barred sex-fest,
But it was embarrassing for everyone when your dad turned up and made a little 'dirty protest.'
''You Bastard!'';
Dad flabbergasted
(penis then sac malevolently sand-blasted).
After mum's all-night screw-in,
Her poor old bumhole's a ruin.
Dad has a constantly strong presence on social media,
In his role as an advocate for all things pedophilia.
Latest bogs forecast?
Mum, 99.9% "catastroph-arsed".
The last time your dad was pissed, he corpse-fucked a gerbil from the taxidermist.
