Mum's furrowed brow,
Comes from the years working as a bogs-cow.
Mum fails to exercise discretion, she's clueless as to what that's about,
She's 'brown-bread fucked' (like Hovis), 'wi' nowt taken out'.
Release an experimental, initially critically panned, poo, which over the years becomes regarded as highly influential and even seminal
Dad's been asked to end his store browsing,
Of the young girls bras and blousing.
Mum's really anally slutty
for medium-sized chip-butty.
Check dad's y-fronts: yep, milmed;
And his camera roll? Yep, loads of kids surreptitiously filmed.
Dad is featured in the new Oxford English Dictionary
As the definition of 'sexual inadequacy'
Mum rates 10/10
The experience of ‘being spunked on by many men’
When it comes to screwing,
Dad has literally no idea what he's doing.
Mum rapidly "gets a bit narky",
If not "riddled up the khaki".
