Mum is extremely resource hungry,
When it comes to willy.
Go for a bra fitting and refuse to take off the several bras you are already wearing
Beach and paddelling pool fun for kids in Market Square!
Although sadly and inevitably, your Dad's also hanging around there.
Mum now experiences major issues,
Using conventional toilet tissues.
Dad's prone to telling a porkie,
About the size of his 'stalkie.'
For dad, it's been revelatory,
Realising he can look at bathtime photos OF HIMSELF as a baby!
Dad's irredeemably criminally minded,
Always scheming to get little boys "behinded".
Send my aunt a telegram describing in exquisite detail the diseases ravaging my scrotum and perineum
Mum's once again got her tits in a mangle,
So blokes are having to come in at a kind of "Dutch angle".
Mum appears not to have even the most basic grasp of economics,
But she certainly knows what to do with "thicks".
