Dad started seriously dressing up as a lady,
Since he fucked Channel 4's funny-poof Paul O'Grady.
Forlorn Dad waiting outside the bogs while Mum hands out the prizes
To the 100 blokes with the biggest willy sizes
Mum's achieved 100% market capture,
In sector "knee-tremblers in the crapper".
Dad's thoughts get very grubby,
When he's watching Po on Telebubbies.
Mum's recording a series of TikToks,
To advertise the availability of her shitbox.
During The Beatle's late acid phase,
your mum scraped a living squirting anal mayonnaise.
Mum's arsehole is far from the Sistine Chapel,
After a night of performing the "cistern grapple."
Mum: thousands of blokes never seen again after entering her "Bermuda triangle"
Dad: penis more "imperceptibly slightly raised area" than "dangle"
Awooga, awooga, with his meat so big and juicy. Dad's getting buggered by record breaker Kris Akabusi.
Dad's at the centre of another paralympics scandal,
Involving the relay, and his wank-handle.
