Mum's arsehole has just let loose,
An almost perfectly formed dog-shit mousse.
Mum's fudger looking really grim,
But she won't budge on "nil by quim".
is that Roberta Flack?
is it the Fugees? Wrong!
it's dad; and his arsehole is slack
from being killed softly with your dong.
Mum and Battersea Dogs’ home have entered a partnership agreement
Whereby she ‘disposes’ of their entire output of canine excrement
Mum's little bum-bum completely destroyed,
All of the blokes? Really annoyed.
Mum's really into dribbling "low-cogs,"
With willy girth: tree logs.
As long as dad's pulse remains flickering,
He'll be contemplating designs for kid's sexy knickering.
"DIVERSION" tattooed above mum's vag,
With a big arrow pointing round the back, to her "rusty sheriff's badge".
Your mum's daft;
She's just knitted a knob scarf,
from all the crusty spunk-scum clogging up the bath.
Anal force...
in due course.
