Mum's legs turn to jelly,
When arsehole diameter reaches "end of welly."
Mum attributes her sexual popularity
To her cheerful willingness to accommodate any sexual peculiarity
Dad didn't get very far on Dragon's Den,
With his idea for 'Transparent Adult Nappies for Peodophile Men.'
It's interesting to note,
that it's your dad's cock in this stoat.
Blokes like bees devouring,
Mum's stinking brown flowering.
Mum's got vaginal carpal tunnel,
And a horrendous poo funnel.
Mum likes to partay,
Where it all gets fartay.
Dad's got an incredibly tiny penis,
Comparable to, guess what? Needle (intravenous).
Dad shops in Waitrose,
He's amongst other flowery-poof homo's.
Mum's brought so many blokes off with her boobs,
They have basically become cubes.
