Mum's revealed her dregs,
For a Greggs.
Mum's long and prestigious career as a toilet slut is entering a tailspin,
As it becomes abundantly clear that *all* bogs-blokes are now too thin.
Mum simply cannot endure,
Piss without a strong odour.
Mum's star status as an internationally renowned bogs-slut may be dimming,
But she's still capable of taking an absolute "brimming."
The church proclaimed a modern miracle at Lourdes,
When mum was, in a single night, 5000 times bum-whored.
Mum's been doing a few pop-up bogs nights, which is all terribly middle class,
But she cares little about social status, as long as she's reamed in the arse.
Bogs-blokes show awed, solemn, respect
Entering the depths of mum's poo-vortex.
On Instagram, dad's attempting to make it trendy,
To look a bit "sex-offendy."
Dad's listening to Biggie Smalls,
Wishing he had a willy that was bigger and not smalls.
There's your mum (with much praise regailed), she blew eight horses whilst being anally impaled.
