Faces, and then shit and piss.
Dad's persona non grata,
When it comes to access to mum's farter.
Mum can be accused of micromanagin'
The process of having her back doors stoved in.
Post-shift, mum can produce a perfectly serviceable foie gras,
From her ass.
Dad has the antithesis,
Of a penis.
Mum's perineum,
Has been fucked into the Perineum Museum.
fuck butter and lube comes raining from above,
rub it all into my fleshy wank glove.
Was your dad attempting to communicate with us?
It's noticeable there are very specific areas of the bedroom not covered in shit, piss or puss.
Dad's dick pic looks like a bad crop,
But no, it really does just... stop.
It was this that distracted the joggers in the park,
your dad revealing his mini-prick
(penis size: quark).
Mum fondly recalls long summers working the public bogs of Montpellier;
There were some seriously big fella there.
