Accuse my prolapse of being anti-semetic.
The posters for dad's new one man show promised a "fun family day out",
But unfortunately, right from curtain up, his knob was just all the way out.
Something during mum's bucket cunt op went wrong;
She's now a massive black bloke
(with a cock like 'King Dong').
Mum's been on a white cider rager,
And now she's getting bummed by a triple-wide gauger.
Mum's teaching a class at Night School:
'Advanced Level Sex Work With Stools.'
It's not in the least surprising,
That two seconds into her shift, mum's received a sodomizing.
Dad just wants kids, and his penis and testes,
To be "besties".
Mum: Entirely doused in wees
Dad: arrested after writing on census under 'sex': "child please"
Mum's World Famous Arse Bogies,
Are picked out by blokes as post-fuck freebies.
Blokes going kamikaze
Trying to sink Mum's brown battleship in the khazi.
Mum's latter years pièce de résistance,
Is that her shitter has absolutely no resistance.
