Fart into my iris.
Your arsehole's like a fucked 'spam-ring', it's clearly received a dreadful 'Jan'-hammering.
Dadโ€™s a sexual โ€˜failโ€™ Due to his willy being 1:96 scale
There's little hope Of dad's prick being visible under even the strongest microscope.
The judge's expression is extremely grave, As dad explains how aliens were making him expose himself using radio waves.
On the day the Russians launched Sputnik Mum celebrated in the bogs getting Spunktin
After particularly busy shifts, mum's capable of producing "profiteroles," Made out of the churned shit and spunk from her arsehole.
Mum's really into dribbling "low-cogs," With willy girth: tree logs.
Every bloke in the bogs during mum's shift guaranteed to leave with a shitty cock, Dad not allowed in though, because of his shitty cock.
Word's spread fast in the community, That dad will take any child molestation opportunity.
For Christmas, mum's getting the new album by Michael Bublé, And not only that, she'll be getting a festive big-blokes willy-doubly!
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