Mum's insistence on entertaining all four coachloads of visiting blokes from Johannesburg,
Has resulted in the dislodging of an enormous 'spunkberg.'
Dad: awful school-gates rendition of Lady Marmalade, ft Lil Kim,
Hoping it will get him some little boy "lil quim".
Dad's attempting to convey how smooth genitalia "gleams,"
During a chat with other nonces on Microsoft Teams.
Mum's turdis-handlers now utilising miltiary-grade AI
To plot the most devastating course up mum's brown eye.
Mum's been getting bummed hard of late,
And she's having a bogs bumsex party to celebrate.
Dad's watching his VHS copy of Sister Act,
Whilst performing a truly disgusting solo sex-act.
Underpants dad ejected from the playground despite protests he was just trying to ‘get swole’,
Mum: ‘gentlemen, please absolutely destroy my arsehole'
Massive quantities of crap being forced into your mum's trap...
Hear the crowds cheer and clap!
Bogs-doc tells mum, the cause of her toilet troubles,
Is quite simply too many willy-doubles.
Your dad really couldn't be sexier,
Considering he has 'penal-anorexia.'
