In a truly bizarre tribute to Danny Glover,
dad began 'Another 48 Hours' of pissing on your mother.
Baa baa big bloke, have you any spunk?
Yes (your) mum, yes (your) mum, a ball-bag full!
Some for your arsehole, some for your tits,
And lots for your bent old dad whose bum I fucked to bits.
As a nonce,
Dad has a worrying amount of confidence.
From mum's twat rises an abattoir stench,
And loads of blokes troop in, to do her up the "unmench".
The clock is ticking,
On dad's willy ever thickening.
Mum's refusing to resign,
Her position of being taken from behin(d).
Your dad was quite daring,
enveloping that wrongbox ballbearing
(everyone in Asda: staring).
Mum's recording a series of TikToks,
To advertise the availability of her shitbox.
Not for the first time, mum's made herself something of a sexual spectacle,
She was all over the papers this morning with the discovery of her having a strange 'pubic hair crop circle.'
A tiny little shiver, a shameful little dither, a penis all a-quiver, a pathetic milky river.
