Dad caught with loads of vids of toddlers in the bath,
Plea? "It was just for a laugh".
Dad's career as a lollipop lady hit the skids,
When he blatantly showed his willy to kids.
Mum shakes out her twat like Town Criers bells,
A powerful calling to blokes, but fuck me, it smells.
Bogs-blokes have got zero impulse control,
In and around mum's arsehole.
Mum goes absolutely nutter,
If not sufficiently reamed in the poo-gutter.
Eureka!
Mum's invented the new double-holed knicker!
Mum's getting poo-hammered in the portaloo of a covered market by an art exhibition fraudulently claiming to be the works of Henri Matisse;
Dad? Wanking geese.
New this Chrimbo:
Dad now self-identifying as "thinbo".
Mum's main area of knowledge,
Centres around 'arseholedge.'
When it comes to turdis-wrong,
your dad's got the tee-shirt,
turned away at the vicar's disco
(it's smothered in cock-yoghurt).
