On completion of the bogs-census,
The general consensus,
Was for bogs-blokes to maintain focus,
On mum's anus.
Even your mum has felt the economic slump,
She's doing 50% off the normal tuppenny hump.
Mum's got big plans,
For men's glans.
Initially subtract from, but subsequently multiply by a large amount, my sexual problems
Let's crack open the New Year's fizz,
Mum's up for the 'How Do Four Pricks Fit in Three Holes Quiz.'
Mum: “up the chocolate”
Dad: “sexually inadequate”
You can kind of tell from the state of her tits,
That your mummy's cunt has been completely fucking fucked to bits.
Oh for Christ's sake,
Your mum's been involved in a horrible bukkake.
Mum's very much not up for trading,
Her rare 80s scat vids in which she starred and was heralded as bringing, "a new definition to the term 'sexually degrading.'"
Mum feels wronged
When she isn’t getting ‘triple pronged’
