Mum’s interests have lately grown
Increasingly focused on ‘aggressively, in the brown’
Semi.
Colon.
(risk of it swollen)
Mum's "Bernie Nolan".
Dad's favoured choice of apparel,
Is alarmingly similar to that worn by Jimmy Savile.
Following in daddy's footsteps (his example),
you felch for cash; frequency - ample.
Set up a 1980s set of Scalextric,
To stimulate my clitorix.
Mum's facilitating a masterclass,
On how to take it very hard, up the arse.
Mum's heading off to the military bases of Tel Aviv,
To really work on fanning out her wizard's sleeve.
Many bogs-blokes appear to be deeply attracted,
To the way mum's arsehole no longer (when 'at rest'), returns fully contracted.
The Bogs Night School is now enrolling,
For students keen to learn how to give mum "a proper arseholing."
Taking my time with deft and precision, gently spelunking your mother's incision;
Scanning the scene, amazed at the grandeur, hugging the walls with remarkable candour.
