Utterly destroy my arsehole.
Utilise a number of academic papers relating to cutting-edge science
to make mum's bum accommodate 'enormous kitchen appliance'.
Mum's been awarded an MBE,
For her longstanding service in public lavatories.
Dad's latest 'peodocast' reflects on "a lifetime of learning found,
From the experiences and pleasures of public display in the playground."
Mum has a nasty infestation of crotch-crickets,
Dad seems obsessed with looking at other blokes' middle-wickets.
Misguided 'Timberlake': your dad pissed a river,
the audience breathless: all of a quiver;
oh no, the finale': he shits out his liver
(weird peering scoundrels, hither and thither)
Mum's quite high profile in contemporary porno magazines,
Dad's a 1970's gay porn has-been.
Mum's oddly soupy vag not 'Jif Lemon Fresh'
Smells like amonia from a sewer in Marrakesh.
Urinate into your own mouth
Dad has an infamous ability,
To escape local police nonce authorities,
Earning him the nickname "Houdini,"
(plus willy weeny).
Absolutely insist that I ingest,
the piss and shit section of the "Reader's Digest".
