Old dad should be forgot and never brought to mind,
Because he's irredeemably paedophile-inclined.
Mum's got an enviably vast doom pit;
with low-end catering, a working men's club,
and of course, loads of shit.
Dad's on LinkedThin,
Mum's on StovedIn.
Mum and blokes know all too well, that they are simply cogs,
In the endless, grinding public fuck-machine, that is "The Bogs."
Festive father decorating the tree, uh oh (though), there's your mum sealing cards with week old sex wee...
... as Granddad looks on, and wanks into his horror-potty.
Every day, Mum
Lives by the verse before Ezekiel 23:21 .
It's more a functional rather than romantic gesture,
That pre-shift, mum opts to remove her dentures.
the sole item in dad's sexual curriculum:
continuously being showered in shit, piss and cum.
Dad, most notorious of the "pants-round-ankles park-waddlers",
Now seeking fresh investment for "OnlyFans for toddlers".
Dad's driving round an extremely loud mobile tannoy,
To announce the release of his new children's book "The Ongoing Adventures of Pristine Papercut Fanny."
