Hardly anything there at all.
Dad’s been arrested at the hospice
Staff informing the coppers that what he was doing was certainly not granting dying kids’ ‘last wish’
Your Mum opening her legs is like a World War One trench, i.e. sopping, rotting, filled with men - oh and the stench.
Mum's launched her own brand of perfume; tonight down the gents, she was wearing it,
Funny smell...remarkably similar to loads of different blokes' shit.
Mum's one of life's Christmas Grinches,
If she doesn't get properly stuffed with inches.
Mum's encouraging blokes to "PM,"
If they're suffering from "loose BM."
Mum doesn't care who's in power; Labour, Tories, even the BNP,
As long as access to the public gents every night remains absolutely free.
I'm not saying your Mum's large...
... but you could ride a rubber ring on her vaginal discharge.
Dad claims to have a justifiable theory,
For him to behave "kid-queerly."
Oh for goodness sake, not another,
Hardcore pornographic film starring your mother.
Mum permanently wears the scents,
Of the public gents.
