In 1972, dad represented Great Britain in the Paralympics,
Winning gold in the 400 metres breast-stroke: category 'men with no pricks.'
Dad showed his willy to Liz Truss,
On the back of a buss.
Mum loves nothing more than a well-hung ‘sparky’
Putting his ‘toolbox’ up her ‘khaki’
Mum's like some sort of sentient sperm 'cement mixer',
Dad's poor cock, though, isn't getting any thick(s)-er.
Dad's new boyfriend, scary-poof Ross Kemp,
It's sweet they both have willy size 'as if in low temp.'
Dad shops in Waitrose,
He's amongst other flowery-poof homo's.
Newly recruited bog-blokes are encouraged not to tarry
As it prevents other blokes from give it to mum 'up the Gary'.
Dad is featured in the new Oxford English Dictionary
As the definition of 'sexual inadequacy'
In the 1980's, Dad made attempts to be involved in finding resolution to the Cold War,
He thought it would help to diplomatically stand in supermarkets and stick his dick in coleslaw.
Mum's got,
*Really* bad crotch-rot.
