Things that make you go 'Oh dear...'.
Dad's playing a version of 'Who's Who,'
With collected images of other bloke's poo.
Mum’s inability, when propositioned by blokes, to say ‘no’
Has left her bum’ole looking like post-siege Sarajevo
Mum offers free fucks for blokes with IBS,
Because she just really loves the mess.
Dad's alone,
Mum's on the bone.
After a horrific arse mauling from actor, Tim Roth,
It's pants back on for dad, though he's still touching cloth.
Mum and Dad are dressing up with uniforms, wigs and moustaches. It's a shame about the genital disfugurements and puss dripping rashes.
Dad's grown bored of pretend-fucks with used jam-rags,
He's taken to prodding his nob in old granny's colostomy bags.
Mum's only able to achieve a "quiet mind",
When getting knobbed really hard in the behind.
Dad's been foiled,
In his attempt to visit the Christmas Market "baby-oiled."
As that big gents-bloke delivered his vast load into the arsehole of your mother,
Several onlookers mentioned you could see her internal organs shudder.
