People often think mum's wearing fake tan,
But actually it's smeared poo from bogs-man.
Mum enjoys yet another spunk-anointing;
Dad? Always sexually disappointing
dad might give a lot of head but that doesn't make him clever.
that horse is fucking his throat so hard his neck's about to sever.
Mum's getting drilled by former Heavyweight champion Riddick Bowe;
(Enormous 4k distended horror-prolapse emerging in slo-mo).
Dad's in gents: position bent over, blokes sniffin' round his arse like doggy rover, use butter for lubes? No, clover...update on mum? Last night I fuckin' stoved 'er.
Mum is extremely resource hungry,
When it comes to willy.
Mum's part of the sexual 'old guard';
Her frayed poo-lips: 'perma-marred'.
Collectively, everyone's had a good long look at it,
And decided that it's really not that thick.
Dad's looking for a situation like Gisele Pelicot,
Except with a child aged five or below.
Mum's producing a weird, brown fondant,
From her cunt.
