Dad's not kidding,
When he says he's "going kidding."
There's a certain degree of power,
Gained by administrating a golden shower.
The closest I can come to flattery;
Your mum's clit on my tongue's like a nine volt battery.
Unlearn how to wear a bra
Mum's drank up to thirty litres of 'mixed cum' in big jars
For a multipack of Lidl's Snickers clone: 'Caramel Bars'.
Mum's got some nasty looking bum blisters,
From entertaining too many Big Misters.
with her prehensile twat, mum regularly keeps crowds of men in thrall;
poor old dad can't get it up at all.
Brown paper bag dad stashes new porn with his hoard,
Problematic penis though;
Cock stink - 'cheeseboard'.
Mum's poo-cellar,
Is flooded by the spunk of fella.
Mum's downstairs area like a Woolworth's Pic n Mix,
She can take any size, but prefers extra thicks.
