Mum's got a stinking, wet
Poos-box bubble jet.
Initially subtract from, but subsequently multiply by a large amount, my sexual problems
The squeaking of a lone sex arse in the dark of the Nordic night
Its user illuminated by the arse's eerie luminescence
After 25 laps of relentless bogs ‘getting nasty’
Mum pulls into the pits for an F1-style emergency vaginoplasty
Straight out the traps,
Mum demands liquid craps.
It’s Christmas time, Santa’s coming
Mum’s festive wish? Yep: ‘Smash my bum in’
Drum roll........
It's my bumhole!
Mum’s ignoring
Medical advice to scale back the bum-boring.
Order 10,000 gallons of tramp piss off the dark web
In 80s Amsterdam, Mum would charge 15 guilders
For groups of 15 builders
