Mum's Bum-Docs wishing she would "go a bit thinner,"
After her arsehole's once again left looking like a dogs-dinner.
Your mum in a gang-bang - over when last man drops,
Dad's on the sidelines - wanking over slops.
Passersby offering dad condolences,
When he removes his trousers and pantses.
Dad lying awake at night, endlessly relitigating old arguments,
About whether he can be said to have anything at all going on in either the "sexual" or "genital" departments.
Anal reconstruction surgery heralds a new era,
For mum's legendary up-for-rent rear.
Bogs-College mum will often dish out lines,
"I Must Not Take Thin Blokes From Behind."
There's high demand for mum's holiday snaps,
Featuring "bumhole fiesta", covered in dog craps.
Mum finds it genuinely life affirming,
To look down a queue of blokes, with their willies firming.
Mum's new film 'Gents Bum Doom 7' reviews out!
Empire say: "It's full-tilt anal, no stalling!"
The Guardian: "It's as if taking big blokes was her calling"
The Sun: "Some scenes are truly appalling"
Butchers Monthly: "This poor old cow gets a proper mauling!"
Dad’s idea of ‘having a wonderful Christmas Time’
Involves using his crotchless Santa suit for the purposes of sex crime
