Make a really big fuss
About the state of my anus
Mum's being 'twat-bashed' by kid's TV's Barry Chuckle;
Onlookers confirm a depth of '.. much beyond knuckle'.
Don't come a-knocking
Dad's "space docking"
It’s Christmas time, Santa’s coming
Mum’s festive wish? Yep: ‘Smash my bum in’
Dad's heading into Ladbrokes,
He's having a wild punt on himself finally getting pokes.
please send the chef my complements,
he saved me the bother of doing your mum in the gents.
Dad's likely to remain sexually unfulfilled,
Unless he can somehow find a way to erection-build.
Dad's consistently bottom ranking,
In "having a cock worth wanking".
Blokes sending mum bumhole condolences, In Sympathy,
Fondly remembering it the size of orchestral timpani.
Now and again,
I pepper my knob (cayenne).
