Oh my.
Dad's predatory threat is fabled, Within the community of the catastrophically disabled.
Watch mum completely dictate, How and where blokes defecate.
Trading standards don't take long to spot that Dad's ice-cream van is 'not fine'; As confused kids emerge with Liquid shit dribbler cone with a poo-'99'.
For Christmas, mum's getting the new album by Michael Bublé, And not only that, she'll be getting a festive big-blokes willy-doubly!
Your dad's at the porn flicks (cock out, milk bottled), Blokes queue up to rinse his ring (from disease, oddly mottled).
Bogs-blokes 'twat dipping' vaginal neodymium magnet; Pulling old shopping trolleys through her vaginal dragnet.
Bogs? 30+ blokes/mum, good bum-bleed going. Park? Dad 30th arrest with "little reed" showing.
Mum reckons she hasnโ€™t reached the zenith Of her ability to take copious amounts of penis
There's your dad poncing fags in jail, wanking through the bars, and shitting in a pail.
Even your mum has felt the economic slump, She's doing 50% off the normal tuppenny hump.
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