Passersby offering dad condolences,
When he removes his trousers and pantses.
Mum’s bio on Bluesky:
“Will have sex with literally any guy”
Mum's enduring,
Another kebab-like skewering.
Eccentric dad, poorly hung, Penny Farthing;
Mum's in the bogs, on her way to 'halving'.
Bogs-blokes are keeping their focus,
On mums protruding arse crocus.
Amongst blokes, your mum's appallingly buggered-to-bits-bum has become highly prized,
No such joy for dad; his pathetic non-cock has been universally described as 'poorly sized.'
Blokes finding it increasingly difficult to speak kindly,
About mum's spilling twat-cabbage and surrounding debris.
Unfasten my bra… with hilarious consequences
Mum goes proper nutter,
If not completely covered in dog-butter.
Mum's one of those old-school bogs-sluts, prone to to snobbery,
Where it's all about up-the-arse and no cock-gobbery.
