Some like it hot
Mum like it in the bot-slot
The air is thick with pent up aggression,
As bogs-blokes file in for mum's evening session.
Dad's neither a "grower" nor a "shower",
In fact, it looks like it's been through a lawnmower.
You don't have to be Sigmund Freud,
To see it's dad's little pecker that makes him annoyed.
Dad’s having one of his hours-long ‘goons’
In the bushes watching kids watching Saturday morning cartoons.
Objectification of mum: cunt / arse, which one?
Most blokes go for the former.
Your dad? Fuck knows really, he's just a 'sexual bench-warmer.'
Mum’s started a Kickstarter
Aim: “build a machine to completely destroy my farter”
Mum's writing to transport minister Grant Shapps,
To offer herself up as a receptacle for queueing lorry drivers' craps.
Friday morning turdis review and mum's bum's been universally slated:
'For the first time there's hardly any shit and her arsehole's totally dilated'.
'You do the Shake 'n' Vac, and put the freshness back,'
(Your mum certainly needs to; she's got a fucking stinking crack).
