Mum’s entertaining Real Madrid forward Kylian Mbappé
In the area where it’s crappé
Mum's in the horror-bogs ceaselessly knob-gobblin',
dad's wrestling with particle physics: the 'measurement problem'.
Even some of the regular big-blokes came out of the gents looking disturbed,
But the sheer scale of the violence aimed at mum's bum still remained uncurbed.
Bogs-celebrations reached their peak,
As mum's poo-pipe was knocked into the middle of next week.
Mum has sown 1000s of bloke's oats,
From Land's End to John o' Groats.
Oh what a dreadful blunder!
Your mum's done a really rough bum-curry-chunder.
Blokes have been unable to make even rudimentary maps
Of the area where mum craps
Due to frequent and catastrophic arsehole collapse
Mum has no respect
For blokes anything less than permanently erect
Passersby offering dad condolences,
When he removes his trousers and pantses.
Mum appears completely nonplussed,
As blokes pound away at the (by now mostly theoretical) partition between her vagina and anus.
