Making mountains out of molehills...
Mum's always loved,
Being stoved.
Forms to fill in about mother's quim
'Smell', 'Girth', 'Number of pricks at once', 'How grim?'
Dad? Sexually retarded.
Mum? Bum-farmyarded.
Dad's attempts at a canal towpath flash jumpscare,
Simply result in pedestrians laughing and pointing "there's fuck all there!"
Mum loves to holiday in the Mediterranean,
With blokes with big, thick veiny'un.
Dad experienced severe trouser strife,
While reading Yanagihara's "A Little Life".
Mum: mostly does blokes without high standards
Dad: exposes himself to bystanders
Mum's enjoying a big-prick,
Picnic.
Mum often reminisces about working the docks of the Adriatic,
Many of the cocks were immeasurably thic.
In the 1980's, Dad made attempts to be involved in finding resolution to the Cold War,
He thought it would help to diplomatically stand in supermarkets and stick his dick in coleslaw.
