Mum's twat: abysmal,
Mum's anus: abysmal.
Post-shift, mum's modelling,
A bow-legged style of waddling.
Mum has a strict 5 second rule,
For blokes entering the cubicle and depositing stool.
In summary, the long and the short
The dogs was long and your dads was short.
Mum will recklessly over indulge,
In bloke-buldge.
OFFERED: Well used anus. Needs to collect. E4.
TAKEN: Well used anus. Make it sore.
Dad’s version of ‘jumping the shark’
Was getting caught by Nonce Squad flashing toddlers in the park
Mum enjoys a vigorous bum-grout
While listening to 'don't speak' by No Doubt
At the orgy of TV detectives,
your eyesight was not defective,
your dads bottom did not baulk,
at the size of Peter Faulk.
Mum's bum finally approaching "nicely filled",
By bloke with prick like a child's bicycle.
