oh no, it's the aftermath -
ejaculation like instant mash.
Father fantasy skit: minutia-dick become slick,
it remains a shame that his is 'antithi-thick'.
Dad begs penis assessors to extrapolate,
But unfortunately, even his starting point is not great.
you like to jizz on your favourite mag,
the one where your mum eats poo from a bag.
It's feeding time at the local zoo,
But Dad's been asked to leave, for throwing the animals his own poo.
Mum's inviting the blokes to deck her "halls",
With the contents of their balls.
Mum's personality's not very likable,
But blokes don't care, as long as she's "town bike-able".
No one's sure if it signifies despair or hope,
When mum starts chewing on the block of urinal soap.
Not for the faint of heart,
To be stood behind mum during end of shift fanny fart.
