My main goal = your arsehole.
Dad shows no sign of abating,
His desire to hang around schools, masturbating.
Mum's completed construction work on bogs wheelchair access,
Allowing blokes immobilised due to penis size, to get to her poo-axis.
Dad's latest excuse,
Is that he "just really likes child abuse".
As long as a bloke brings the requisite dog faeces,
He can absolutely knob mum's bum'ole to pieces.
On entry to the bogs, blokes are offered a trigger warning,
Due to mum's arsehole being currently set at "maximum yawning."
The law of the bogs is enshrined:
"To Fuck Mum From Behind."
End of shift, mum's arsehole is like an ATM,
Depositing large quantities of bloke-phlegm.
Bogs-blokes know that mum isn't seeking any kind of romance or glamour,
She just needs blokes to hold the fuck-pace of an industrial jackhammer.
During the filming of mum's pornographic version of Planet of The Apes,
The medical team used approximately two miles of surgical anal tapes.
