Dad's a notable failure
In the field of 'having discernable genitalia'
One thing dad would really enjoy?
Sexual intercourse with an infant boy.
Mum: on the junk.
Dad: can't spunk.
Twenty first century mum at the forefront of the 'arsehole of things';
Poo, wee, sperms, cattle carcases, and a kilo of 'fetid herrings'.
At the orgy of TV detectives,
Your eyesight was not defective,
A dildo in the hands of Miss Marple,
was giving your dad an arse-full.
Mum's been DP'd,
By Dave Lee Travis and Mike Read.
One bloke's offering his hand in marriage,
To mum's general undercarriage.
Dad's visiting the quacks to get a sperm count,
Uh-oh though, he fails to produce even a testable amount.
Mum's always loved,
Being stoved.
Has mum been thoroughly arse-nailed by dozens of well-hung blokes in a public toilet cubicle, her hair matted with spunk, smeared with dog-shit and in a state of undress?
Yes.
