Vegetable samosa with shit.
Mum's in the bogs, "taking a dive":
Big Bloke XI playing a "back five".
Dad at customs, presenting his "downstairs",
Told, next time, state "nothing to declare".
Blokes queue
To do
Mum up the poo
Flue
Mum and the blokes are all thoroughly convinced,
That the state of her bumhole should be "thoroughly minced".
It’s Christmas time, Santa’s coming
Mum’s festive wish? Yep: ‘Smash my bum in’
Bum docs shocked following mum's colonoscopy,
After finding a bogs-bloke who'd been living up there since 1983.
Mum wears bloke's excrement,
As a kind of bogs warpaint.
Dad's purchased a collection of erotic prints of the Incredible Hulk,
In bulk.
Dad's claims of innocence began to unravel,
When he started dressing exactly like Jimmy Savile.
