As an experienced anal porn star, your mum's seen it all,
She's been involved in films that left everyone appalled.
Her range is such that thinking of new scenes gets tougher,
No aesthetic dilemmas for daddy - he's a common or garden gay porn film fluffer!
Launch a range of Agent Provocateur style sexy bras (testicle holsters) for men
Dad grows increasingly discontent
With his girl- and boyfriends as they approach the age of consent
For mum, nothing could be finer,
Than three blokes apiece in arse, gob and vagina.
Ho ho ho, in Santa’s grotto
Mum’s festively giving blokes presents (botto)
Some like it hot
Mum like it in the bot-slot
Dad is claiming he’s a paedo because his gens
Are the size of small children’s.
Whenever there's a round of layoffs,
Unemployed blokes hurry to the bogs, to cover mum with their knob-coughs.
Squeezing and squeezing,
I can't do any more.
But my Mum's still hungry.
(Why oh why can't I poo any more?).
Mum and farmhands employ farm dogs,
To guard the precious stores of dog-logs.
