Dad's unable to render any kind of discernable sperms-pattern
On the well-thumbed bras-double-pager of catalogue: Gratton.
Every night, there's a great deal of activity,
In and around mum's anal cavity.
Dad's quite well known really, his name comes up on Wikipedia,
He's heavily cited on the pages to do with pedophilia.
Regrettably, in the contract signed, dad's boss failed to stipulate,
that it's inappropriate to fist oneself, and continually masturbate.
These days, mum's twat-tackle,
Appears hopelessly ramshackle.
threadbare yard of carpet, hours of her bare arse caused.
disregard for furnishings. (a whole football team:sloppy broad)
Mum is not a fan of blokes miss-hitting,
The holes their wilies ought to be fitting.
Dad's latest letter to his MP demands
Immediate access to all under-5s' OnlyFans.
At this time of year in the bogs, when the temperature drops,
Mum experiences the phenomenon of 'frosted-slops.'
Post-shift, mum's modelling,
A bow-legged style of waddling.
