Mum's having her tits cubed by pound for pound greatest boxer, Manny Pacquiao;
Leading to her busted bum ending up strewn all over a square mile of Slough.
In her distinguished career, mum has gone a long way to debunk,
The myth that there is a limit to ingesting spunk.
Dad's goading the big-bogs-blokes on with a smirk and a snigger,
But he won't be laughing later on when his bum 'oles much, much bigger.
Piss on the floor and shit on the ceiling - that's what your Mum finds most appealing.
There's absolute pandemonium,
Either side of mum's perineum.
Even at her age, mum's sexploits show no sign of mellowing,
She's been pissed on by so many blokes, it appears she's actually yellowing.
Dad: stuck in his 'man cave'
(with foreign objects stuck in his 'man cave');
Dad's seduction technique at best "wooden";
His male genital, at best "not a good 'un".
Mum? It's a miracle her bum hasn't actually burst
(After trip to German bogs feat. Klaus 'Big Wurst');
Mum finds it completely unacceptable,
Whenever there aren't multiple blokes using her as a spunk-receptacle.
