Hardly anything there at all.
Mum has this nagging sense,
She really must start using lubricants.
Your dad's the cum-sponge at the festive bum-party.
Most copious depositor is actor Todd Carty.
Your mum's quite cute,
for a very cheap prostitute.
What's the weirdest place you've fucked your dad before?
I know, it's the aisle in the supermarket where they keep the coleslaw!
Mum's contribution to the dawn chorus,
Is a raking spunk-fart, bubbling from her anus.
Mum fondly remembers Russian biker Vlad "The Impaler,"
And how she had to intermittently reach for her inhaler.
Welcome ladies and gentlemen, and now it's time to present,
Your father, a goat, a dog, a bloke, and an anally-ripped fuck-peasant.
Unusually pungent stench emitting from your mother's shit-slot,
A rummage around reveals what's what...
A week old salami some bloke had left up there to rot!!
Dad's got a lot on his plate,
Mainly shit and piss - and it doesn't taste great.
Mum's getting drilled by former Heavyweight champion Riddick Bowe;
(Enormous 4k distended horror-prolapse emerging in slo-mo).
