Mum's arsehole is an "open goal",
To any bloke with a thick pole.
While, 98% of the time, on the Skol.
Dad and chums enjoying a dress up party for Eurovision,
In the high security nonce wing of Whatton prison.
Dad promising kids to show them his "miniature hippo",
And offering them £5 to watch them eat a Calippo.
Oh for goodness sake, not another,
Hardcore pornographic film starring your mother.
His daily allowance of internet porn abandoned due to bandwidth,
your mum made your dad chew on her rancid cum sandwich.
The mood in the gents is gloomy,
Blokes saying mum's bum,
Has become,
Just that little bit *too* roomy.
Mum's certainly no stranger,
To an arsehole status 'code red: danger.'
Your father got really high up in Scientology,
'til they audited his dick
(with it's odd cock ecology),
now he's combined his knob with automotive technology.
Mum's gut,
Is 87% "bloke-nut."
Mum's considers it an obsolete chore;
having any semblance of pelvic floor.
