Mum is sexually battle hardened,
Dad? Never sexually hardon'd.
Dad's somehow making money selling his own crap,
His awful turds are now an integral ingredient in Mcdonalds' McWraps.
Coke can bottom silhouette tattoed by the entrance to mum's 'mudslide'
Bearing the legend 'you must be at least this thick to ride'
Dad's taking baby steps,
In his treatment away from being aroused by baby steps.
Mum fondly recalls long summers working the public bogs of Montpellier;
There were some seriously big fella there.
It's another long shift in the gents for mum and she shows no signs of being tired,
Dad's had no action since he fucked Phil Collins circa 'No Jacket Required.'
Dad’s peen (teeny weeny)
Is unfortunately not concealed by his translucent mankini
Your mum is much like the New York headquarters of the United Nations
(members from 192 countries enter her daily and engage in mass debations).
Mum playing anal Russian Roulette, variety of diseases gained: Misc.
Oh and what's her favourite sex-game? Yep, it's 'clitorisk.'
Seek multiple rounds of venture capital funding before floating my poo on the stock market
