Licking out your mum? Passively, Dad's taking it up the bum (massively).
Bovine-wise, mum's in the category, 'Brown Swiss';
'The production and consumption of volumous arse-piss'.
Mum's ticked the section in the census,
Denoting she does anal for fifty pences.
It's Christmas Eve and all is well,
Except for your mum's cunt, and that awful smell.
Mum's gens: no longer tight,
Dad's gens: 'travelling light.'
One would have thought mum wouldn't have so aggressively whore'd;
Immediately after slopping you out in the bin of the maternity ward.
Mum's favourite French dish is Coq au Vin,
Followed, of course, by cock of man.
Mum feels the festive period is wasted
If she doesn’t spend it getting ‘turkey basted’
Playground coppers doubtful Dad was ‘forced to disrobe
due to influence of implanted alien anal probe’
Dad's "writing sex-cheques his prick can't cash",
While generating pornographic AI images of My Little Pony Rainbow Dash.
