Your mum had to employ the most significant laws of motion,
to absorb the anti-wrath from his boxer-commotion
(no lotion).
Mum's on YouPorn uploading 'user-generated content'
Dad's surfing Gaydar: that's right, he's bent.
dry like gandhi's flip-flop.
it's your dad again fucking half a pork chop.
Mum's been getting bummed hard of late,
And she's having a bogs bumsex party to celebrate.
Mum's ragged quim,
Could really do with a little trim.
Mum's enlisted farm hands to erect a 'big bog-bloke gantry',
With stunning views and ample parking over her fucked piss-pantry.
The phrase 'like a ship coming into port' might sound metaphorical or euphemistic,
But in 1914 (prior to it sinking) your great-grandmother was actually fucked by the Titanic.
As long as a bloke brings a nice big dogshit "treat",
Mum's bumhole is always a "safe seat".
Wide blokes' Pavlovian response is to engorge,
At the first whiff of mum's dung-gorge.
Embarrassment father (museum trouser piss),
Attitude to penile-cleanliness:
Remiss.
