Dad's set up a really abysmal OnlyFans
Centred around his disappoint-a-glans.
Mum's gone viral,
With her performance art piece wherein she is a urinal.
Mum's seeking to ensure the rumours are quashed,
That her crapper has been irreparably boshed.
You won't ever see mum "bottling,"
A 3 litre Coke "bottling."
Dad's seemingly happy to work for hours,
In the prison showers.
As, on her tits, another bloke's turd is curled,
Mum feels marginally less alone in the world.
Mum's twat from a distance (piss-seam frilly),
She's been in the woods fucking 'transients' willy-nilly.
Loo-fellas well contemplate how the saying "the squeaky wheel gets the grease",
Describes aptly mum's habitual behaviour re: bogs, blokes, her, and her shit-crease.
Mum’s invited 80s tennis stars Bjorn Borg and Boris Becker
To play ‘mixed doubles’ (aka bogs ‘double decker’)
Mum’s been awarded the title of ‘emeritus professor
of advanced studies in sex via the rear door’
