Dad: barely existing on society's margins
Mum: loudly insisting on society's large 'uns
Mum's in the tabloids, she once sucked off David Cameron,
Dad's just sucked off many, many, many men.
When dad shows the spectrum kids his trouser gerbil,
It usually makes them go non-verbal.
Mum's "down there,"
Has become a medical professional's nightmare.
Dad’s hyping himself up listening to his Lighthouse Family CD
Before heading to the playground to engage in behaviour that’s seedy
render my rear useless with your creamy juices.
When dad's feeling randy,
He offers kids drugged-candy.
Oh fuck!
It's dog's muck.
Mum's ruthlessly decided to ethnically cleanse,
All the slightly thin blokes from the mens.
Bogs-blokes know a complaint will be raised,
If mum hasn't been sufficiently glazed.
