Use mainly 'twitter',
to virally promote my piss-emitter.
Bogs-blokes suspect mum may be on the spectrum,
Due to her myopic focus on being fucked in the rectum.
There's been so many, it's almost impossible to collate,
the litres of cum dribbling from your mum's frontis-grate.
Mum's written a best seller
About a bog-bloke's old fella.
Mum's retirement plan,
Involves, inevitably, loads of man.
Several less experienced bogs-blokes scatter,
As mum reveals her infamous meat platter.
Oh what a dreadful blunder!
Your mum's done a really rough bum-curry-chunder.
Mum's been getting bummed hard of late,
And she's having a bogs bumsex party to celebrate.
Bogs-blokes, to their nobs, stick go-faster stripes,
To gain an appreciation of speed when reaming mum's pipes.
Dad's been hanging around branches of Ann Summers,
Browsing in the section of the shop aimed at 'bummers.'
