Mum doesn’t exactly hate
Being covered in ejaculate
Dad's been to 'The School of Hard Knocks,'
And while he was there, he sucked off all the big-boy's cocks.
Dad has an infamous ability,
To escape local police nonce authorities,
Earning him the nickname "Houdini,"
(plus willy weeny).
Dad's deep-diving into classic BBC Micro game, Repton,
with the ultimate aim of putting his willy in kid's rectum.
Welcome ladies and gentlemen, and now it's time to present,
Your father, a goat, a dog, a bloke, and an anally-ripped fuck-peasant.
Mum's life is grey and monotonous, interrupted by brief, fleeting moments of levity,
For instance, when a well-hung bloke fucks her up the anal cavity.
Your dad's in the tool shed trying to crack one off,
Over a portrait from 1978 of broadcaster, Frank Bough.
the procession of big blokes queueing to stove mum in the gents is relentless.
meanwhile, dad's home alone, solemnly contemplating his own bentness.
I think I saw your penis - trick of light/prism.
And on the end, a small amount of jism.
Dad will happily reminise for hours,
On his years working the prison showers.
