"Concentrate all firepower,
On mum's little poo-flower!"
Mum opens up her "brown chrysanthemum"
To any bloke with cock: gargantuan.
After 25 laps of relentless bogs ‘getting nasty’
Mum pulls into the pits for an F1-style emergency vaginoplasty
Dad's conflating the idea he has feminist principles,
With the fact he has tiny and dysfunctional genitals.
Initially subtract from, but subsequently multiply by a large amount, my sexual problems
It's the 2010 Prick Fayre, and judging's begun for 'Category: Thin,'
Dad's aiming to take first prize - his entry looks a 'shoe-in.'
Once again, dad's on sex-pest parole,
In his bedsit flat, listening to Snow Patrol.
I witnessed both the rise and fall,
of your mum's imploded anal ball,
eventually things settled and there was nothing left at all
(apart from that bloke wanking: The RSC's David Threlfall)
Dad’s trying to convince kids it’s ‘cool’
To have a penis that’s absolutely minuscule
Team Mum,
Appears divided on how to unclog her bum.
