Dad's finding little support,
For his "Olympics, but for men with penises that are very thin and short".
When mum's cunt stinks of tuna,
Blokes really start to cum too soon(a).
Go on ‘Dragons’ Den’ and win the Dragons over by just pissing aggressively all over them
Bogs-blokes will cram,
For a chance to prod mum's colon spam.
It's interesting to note,
that it's your dad's cock in this stoat.
In between entertaining big-blokes,
Mum has to make to with 3 litre bottles of coke(s).
Breaking news from the bogs live desk:
Mum's shitter now "warzone-esque".
Mum enjoys yet another spunk-anointing;
Dad? Always sexually disappointing
There'd been a tip-off and the ambulance crews were already there,
Even so, some kind onlooker set off a Bum-doctor Distress Flare,
Whilst rubber-neckers slowed down traffic to stare,
Yep, Mum had suffered a massive cunt-to-arse tear.
At this time of year in the bogs, when the temperature drops,
Mum experiences the phenomenon of 'frosted-slops.'
