Dad's got a lot on his plate,
Mainly shit and piss - and it doesn't taste great.
Mum really needs to bite the bullet,
And allow a bum-doc to see her poo-punnet.
International Sex-Pest daddy in the dock about to get jailed,
Meanwhile mummy still in the gents getting unbelievably nailed.
Mum's questionable bogs-diet of Buckfast and Haribo,
Is identifiable in horrific detail when her film "Dirty Diarrhea Nights" is viewed in slo-mo.
You don't have to be Archimedes,
To figure out mum gives away a fair few freebies.
Weird farm fuck with pitchforks and haybails,
there's your dad wanking over his own entrails.
You used ignorance and brute force,
And never once a flicker of remorse.
Half a pound of massive bloke's cock, Cunt the size of a salad bowl, That's the way your mummy goes,
Pop! Goes her arsehole!!
Objectification of mum: cunt / arse, which one?
Most blokes go for the former.
Your dad? Fuck knows really, he's just a 'sexual bench-warmer.'
The bogs-blokes in the queue for mum, know exactly what beckons,
It's sloppy 3rds, 4ths, 5ths, 6ths, 10ths, 30ths, and so on (not just sloppy seconds).
