dad's been a victim of "anal burglery" before -
he should really take more care to guard his "back door"
Mum’s not got much truck with Sir Keith Starmer
Her favoured candidate is Big Bloke Barry AKA ‘Bumhole harmer’
Mum's ticked the section in the census,
Denoting she does anal for fifty pences.
Bogs crimes against mum considered heinous,
But at least she's receiving loads that are proteinous.
Bum-paleos claim that, in the far distant past,
Mum may once have had a conventional arse.
Mum's ruthlessly decided to ethnically cleanse,
All the slightly thin blokes from the mens.
churn my back end butter.
All the farm lads ganged up on mum's turder,
And now it looks like the aftermath of a grisly murder.
Mum feels wronged
When she isn’t getting ‘triple pronged’
Dad will happily reminise for hours,
On his years working the prison showers.
