Upstream (like a salmon).
Mum's been accused of practicing voodoo,
Due too,
How blokes are so bewitched by the place from which she poo-poo.
Mum's fucking a bloke - dick a big and good'un,
He's reamed her arse and now her little puddin.
I was forced to accept my fate,
as I was enveloped by your mother's horror-grate.
Mum's new film 'Gents Bum Doom 7' reviews out!
Empire say: "It's full-tilt anal, no stalling!"
The Guardian: "It's as if taking big blokes was her calling"
The Sun: "Some scenes are truly appalling"
Butchers Monthly: "This poor old cow gets a proper mauling!"
Mum's enduring,
Another kebab-like skewering.
Dad makes the local nonce authorities squirm,
When his whereabouts is unknown during school half-term.
The judge's expression is extremely grave,
As dad explains how aliens were making him expose himself using radio waves.
Every four years, the Olympics
Causes mum to ponder how, if she had 5 rings, she could take even more prics
Mum rated 'Hardcore';
Dad: Barrymore.
Your mum: gurning cunt - colossal wizard's sleeve,
your dad: choking on big bloke prick
(half-brother, Steve).
