Mum's revealed her dregs,
For a Greggs.
backing up with her dirty slop gate,
pound it now:saturate.
Even Dr Stephen Hawking
Was unable to explain the state of mum’s ’black hole’ after decades of relentless porking
Mum's got an emergency hotline to elite bog-bloke 'Bruiser Barry' Lipschitz
For when she absolutely needs her arsehole smashed to bits
Mum's bum looking extremely haggard,
Bigblokes are running her ragged.
Dad? Sexual laggard.
Mum's all 'fingers and thumbs,'
Putting bogs-blokes willies up her bums.
Research reports on your father's genitalia,
Key quotes: 'comparatively small' and 'operationally, a failure.'
Dad's genitals were described to the jury in the Canal Flasher case as "small,"
But when presented with the visual evidence, agreement was reached in there being "nothing there at all."
It's never going to stay afloat,
your father's poorly designed shit and piss boat.
Mum doesn't have safe words for "slow down,"
When blokes are really heavily "potting her brown."
