Oh please, for goodness sake.
Mum: still accommodating more blokes despite bum status: full
Dad: crashed the "Willy Size Database" (Length = NULL)
"Oh, think twice,
It's just another day for mum and blokes with pubic lice..."
Mum's been on a white cider rager,
And now she's getting bummed by a triple-wide gauger.
Underpants dad ejected from the playground despite protests he was just trying to ‘get swole’,
Mum: ‘gentlemen, please absolutely destroy my arsehole'
Dad’s setting up an online dating profile
He’s said he’s ’sexually liberal’ because there was no option for ‘paedophile’
Big Bloke Bozza’s causing uproarious bog-scandal
By claiming that his new surgically enhanced willy is ‘too big for Mum to handle’
Mum's last will and testament:
"In death, as in life, I wish to be repeatedly sodomised while smeared in excrement"
Mum loves a fat one - not your dad's (far from it), his shit-stained cock makes even rent boys vomit.
Stick a V2
in my poo flue.
All that time your mum spent fucking Paul Gascoigne,
Really effected her cunt to arse 'join.'
