Hardly anything there at all.
BogBlokes playing 'three card rummy' For next dibs on Mum's bummy
In the mathematical world it's quite sensational Dad's been awarded the Fields Medal in topology for 'having a penis which is literally one-dimensional'
There is no greater chore, than when I must withdraw, and clean the clotted menses from your mother's bathroom floor.
Yo, yo, what's the 'haps'? You're completely smothered in crap(s).
Dad’s under surveillance by Special Branch Because he’s been showing kids his β€˜special branch’
It's as if mum were born, To work in extreme hardcore anal porn.
Make me the subject of an abhorrent Poo-torrent.
As your mum approached the dance floor to join the other ravers, a new smell was introduced (twat stench: 'Quavers').
Dad begins his daily quest, To be in playgrounds, undressed.
Dad went to a gynaecologist to research his ancestry and past, But was shocked when the investigation involved taking scrapings from up his arse.
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