Extreme S&M Dad enquires into getting his willy ‘docked’
Only for back alley penis-doc to inform him this would leave him ‘negative cocked’
So entrenched are mum's pubic lices,
That, they too, are having mid-life crises.
It is with perfect tone and diction,
That mum is able to declare "that is not a sufficient erection."
Mum's no laggard
When it comes to being aggressively daggered.
Dad' decked out in an executioner's smock;
deeming it time to behead his own cock.
After a truly massive bogs-blokes-bum-blaster
Mum's seen sporting a peep-hole-poo-plaster.
Pony-fuck parade dad (sperm jacket: equestrian),
he's been fisting horses in sex acts un-pedestrian.
It's almost complete (dad's penile metamorphosis), but the surgeons are baffled;
It doesn't even piss.
Dad's quite well known really, his name comes up on Wikipedia,
He's heavily cited on the pages to do with pedophilia.
Mum's touring the working men's clubs of Clwyd,
And already has an arsehole bursting with man-fluid.
