Bogs-blokes have fucked the spectrum
Of mum's mouth, vagina, and rectum.
Mum solves bum cases like TV's 'Quincy',
Who stoved her shitter?
King kong, and it's 'Wincy'.
Mum's in the gents, rarely dressed,
Dad's just the local well known sex-pest.
Unconstructively criticise
My shit box and inner thighs.
Put my name up in lights,
Then ignore my basic human rights.
Let's all go to the tolilet on each-other;
Concentrating mainly on the face of your mother.
I've consulted Chinese Sages;
Your blighted arsehole was fucked for ages.
No blokes has ever done time in the cooler,
For crimes committed against mum's 'stooler.'
it wasn't until day break,
that your mum's worn meat hole began to ache.
At Bogs College, blokes are taught,
That mum's arsehole is far from taut.
