Politics Dad launching another of his Parish Council bids
His platform this time? ‘Free ‘health examinations’ for all kids’
Dad's offending public decency,
Not even trying to hide obvious signs of wank-recency.
The bogs-blokes turned around and faced
Mum's huge pile of shit and piss paste.
Mum's always found being completely whoreish,
Really moreish.
Mum doesn’t discriminate regarding race, colour, creed or age
Her only real requirement is penile ‘broad-gauge’
Wow, those gent-blokes are pounding your mother at full throttle,
And none of them has a willy smaller than a 3 litre Coke bottle.
Bogs-blokes will be thoroughly chastised,
If mum hasn't been sufficiently dog-shit caramelised.
Dad's wild gesticulations at the morning school traffic,
Can be universally translated as pornographic.
Many bogs-blokes' worlds collapsed,
After mum catastrophically prolapsed.
