Be the prison sex-raffle prize.
Make a Slack channel to monitor my slack channel
Your dad's wrong-shlong once more 'on the slant',
he fails to get chubby then blubs "I cant!".
Dad's a serial "trouser forgetter",
And "not exactly a twat wetter".
Mum’s doused in dog-eggs (Alsatian)
While engaged in multiple vaginal-anal penetration
Be the subject of a Netflix documentary claiming you’ve done over 1000 pisses
The Bogs-Slut Union is the only organisation,
Supporting its members strive for poorer working conditions.
They say "The battle of Waterloo was won on the playing fields of Eton,"
But for mum, the battle of "working the loo" was learnt in a 1970s public toilet in Nuneaton.
The mood in the gents is gloomy,
Blokes saying mum's bum,
Has become,
Just that little bit *too* roomy.
Mum emerges from end of heavy bogs session looking like she's been in the Noel's House Party 'Gunge Tank'
Dad: transaction declined at the Wank Bank
today dad's in a bit of a funk -
last night, he wasn't completely covered in spunk.
