Vegetable samosa with shit.
Mum's "down there,"
Has become a medical professional's nightmare.
One of mum's memorable "big'uns,"
Was TVs Christopher Biggins.
Recommend me on LinkedIn for being ‘extremely good at pissing’
your mum's hair is matted with cum,
don't ask how it got there.
(hairy arsed penis gun)
At the orgy of TV detectives,
Your eyesight was not defective,
You went and got your mini Kodak,
When your dad went down on Theo Kojak.
Embarrassment father (museum trouser piss),
Attitude to penile-cleanliness:
Remiss.
dad's less wise than an owl
and less cunning than a fox;
but he knows what he likes:
the utter destruction of his shitbox.
In the great machine-like system mum's just but a tiny cog,
But at least she knows her place, yep...it's in the gents bog!
Dad's notoriety as a canal path flasher,
Is offset by him having a willy like the rind off a bacon rasher.
Bogs-action will soon restart,
First, mum just has to do a five gallon spunk-fart.
