Whilst stoving your mum I saw a look of serene stillness, doctors later confirmed profound mental illness.
Father's penis unbelievably small,
Almost as if there's nothing there at all.
POLITE NOTICE: All Blokes Must Adhere to Bogs Protocol,
When In And Around Mum's Arsehole.
Dad banned from Thorpe Park's log flume,
Due to repeated unwelcome appearances of his "little mushroom".
Dad always gets a trouser bulger,
When thinking about James Bulger.
Oops! Mum did it again:
Got her bum ruined by loads of men.
Your mum's a picture of appalled frigidity,
as dad failed to improve length, circumference or rigidity.
Entry's always gratis,
To "where mum's farts is".
Dad's dressed head to foot in Tommy Hilfiger,
In the hope it makes his willy feel bigger.
Dad's having a bedsit teddy bear's picnic,
And imagining his cuddly toys don't mind he's got a prick that's not thick.
