No bloke has ever served a sentence,
For behaviours relating to mum's poo entrance.
Mum's suffered many vigorous bummings,
From poet e e cummings.
Scientists have yet to invent a lens
Powerful enough to detect Dad’s nano-gens
Bog-blokes
Swarming Mum's bum-crocus
Like locusts
Over the years, mum's found the perfect bogs-party starter,
Is with a diarrhea and piss filled pinata.
Analyzing the data in dad's sex-portfolio,
100% of acts were performed solo.
Bogs-blokes are rarely once bitten twice shy,
When it comes to screwing mum's weeping brown-eye.
When it comes to bum-jobs in the crapper,
Everyone knows mum's Chief Slapper.
The temperature in the bum-doc's consultation room did rise,
When it was tentatively suggested to mum that she consider a punter "downsize."
Mum's 'bum cycling' but what's caught in the spokes?
It's loads of shit and piss, origin: gents-blokes.
