Mum's issued a non-fungible token
For her 'artwork' entitled "Fitting Every Big Bloke In"
There's your father,
man-faeces smother;
It's taken it's toll;
being shit on by Danny Glover.
Mum's sexual Achilles Heel,
Is that her twat has lost all discernable feel.
Mum's furrowed brow,
Comes from the years working as a bogs-cow.
Mum's delighted,
To have her arsehole dilated.
Mum's rough tit seam, dribbling shit stream, dad's nothing inbetween, fuck attempt: experimental chimpanzee'n.
Mum has survived a deeply traumatic event:
From her bum, for almost thirty seconds, blokes' cocks were absent.
Bogs-bloke are wondering if mum can ingest any more "pearls of wisdom,"
Into her already loaded digestive system.
Dad's teamed up with Les Dennis,
To plot some new, deranged sex-offenis.
Quite different from the version by George Bernard Shaw
Your mum's interpretation of 'Pig-Ma-Lion' upset the RSPCA and almost certainly broke the law
