TRUE OR FALSE?
Did mum used to be in a band,
Called 'Mum and The Farmhands?'
One bogs-bloke poet has written a homage,
To mum's twat and arsehole plumage.
Dad first discovered he prefers men,
In a toy shop, after spotting Barbies' Ken,
(left premises in police custody after committing sex-offen').
It was clearly quite an ambitious undertaking,
Your mum took six cocks in the arse; now she's queasy and shaking.
It's not really mum's fault,
That she is now the focal point of a worldwide bogs sex-cult.
Mum’s not charging VAT
On access to her twat
Mum's off to the GP,
Seeking clarity,
On how and where from she omits poo and wee.
Put my name up in lights,
Then ignore my basic human rights.
Dad cruelly feels a faint flicker of a hard-on,
As nurse roughly adjusts his anal tampon.
Win the gold medal in the long distance pooing event at the Paris Olympics
