Have almost completely normal sexual intercourse
Dad's listening to Biggie Smalls,
Wishing he had a willy that was bigger and not smalls.
In the 1980's, Dad made attempts to be involved in finding resolution to the Cold War,
He thought it would help to diplomatically stand in supermarkets and stick his dick in coleslaw.
Mum’s got a ‘responsive design’
In terms of being able to accommodate many different willy sizes in her behine
Your father failed to turn his bum lamp down low,
and, oh fucking jesus!
His whole arsehole's 'a-glow'.
Perhaps we should show your father just a little respect,
It's not entirely his fault his penis can't erect.
Mum's end of shift claim of victory over bogs-blokes is somewhat pyrrhic,
Given that the last bloke she entertained was physically *too* thick.
Regrettably, mum's had to enforce a "hosepipe ban,"
On the notorious bogs-bloke 'Golden Shower Man.'
It is with perfect tone and diction,
That mum is able to declare "that is not a sufficient erection."
Your dad's been included in an experimental rest home for the sexually excluded.
