Hardly anything there at all.
Your mum's trying to undercut inflation by offering several '3 at a time' combinations
Oh for goodness sake, not another,
Hardcore pornographic film starring your mother.
I saw your dad sleeping,
his bumgrapes still seeping,
you were in the background wanking and weeping.
Oops! Mum did it again:
Got her bum ruined by loads of men.
Your dad's cock: far from 'top drawer',
Your mum?
She's a tuppeny turdis-whore (no trace of pelvic floor).
Twat stench?
Week-old coleslaw.
Mum’s blasé about the dangers
Of being continually pounded by farmhands with huge wangers
Mum’s not really one for ‘small talk’
But she is one for ‘large pork’.
Mum’s outing to Twycross Zoo
Very much a case of ‘monkey see, monkey do’
Result? Spunky wee, spunky poo
dad's bum: wrenched.
mum: cum-drenched.
thirst quenched.
Post-shift, mum can produce a perfectly serviceable foie gras,
From her ass.
