Flitted from this to that,
then shat.
Dad's attempt to "disrupt the sex toy industry",
Not going well: microwaveable sex bum suspiciously "Findus-y".
Mum’s glazed, a la a bowl of Frosties
Not with sugar, but rather the contents of blokes’ ‘prosties’
Old dad should be forgot and never brought to mind,
Because he's irredeemably paedophile-inclined.
Mum's turdis-handlers now utilising miltiary-grade AI
To plot the most devastating course up mum's brown eye.
Every one of Dad’s days begins
With hours of doomed research on how to ‘cure the willy-thins’
paeleontologist dad studies dinosaur dicks;
he wants to get fucked by an archaeopteryx.
Dad believes it's trendy,
To dress, behave and talk, all "sex-offendy."
Mum's bogs-powers might finally be fading,
But she's still capable of large scale sex-acts that are truly degrading.
I very much doubt there's going to be any positive response,
To dad's claims that he isn't a dangerous local nonce.
