Go to your genitourinary clinic appointment with a banana, two plums and a tub of cottage cheese stuffed down the front of your pants
Dad's alone on Valentine's, taking it hard;
Mum's with fifty or sixty blokes, taking it, hard.
Dad believes he receives "all the right messages,"
From the under ages.
Mum's hardly sexually discriminating
But given a choice she prefers her blokes (and pricks) 'thick and intimidating'
Local authorities are on high alert,
After dad was spotted out in a micro-skirt.
At the orgy of TV detectives,
your eyesight was not defective,
your dads bottom did not baulk,
at the size of Peter Faulk.
I'm very much betting,
That dad's still bedwetting.
Dad's one of the real big-wigs,
In the community of willy-not-bigs.
Mum: gallons of spunk for din-dins
After a heavy session behind the bin-bins
Dad: terminal 'thin-thins'
