Mum doesn't want lubricant,
Anywhere near her bum and cunt.
Dad gets in from a hard day of various sex-offens,
He relaxes by putting his nob in the blender (setting: nut-blends).
Despite horrific injury, she still refuses to use lube
That video of your mum's generated over a billion hits on YouTube
At the bogs, dad very much has a watching brief,
Which involves keeping his little man in his brief(s).
Dad's violating himself with a plimsoll,
While thinking about a little boy's quim-hole.
After a heavy night of bukkake,
Mum resembles a lemon drizzle cake.
Oh come on now gentlemen, let's not split hairs,
We'll panel your mum's shitter in, until it completely tears.
Bogs-blokes know they need to up their level,
For any chance of winning mum's "gold medal."
Mum's offering lifetime guarantees,
To all thick blokes, of bogs freebies.
Mum has a strict 5 second rule,
For blokes entering the cubicle and depositing stool.
