After entertaining an extremely large group,
Mum's knackered poo-hoop,
Contains a weird kind of spunk/piss/shit primordial soup.
Bogs-bloke's struggling to show a modicum of moral compass;
As a thronging mass of enorno-cocks rapidly bang her bum-puss.
Dad's having a "me day",
Which appears to mostly entail public genital display.
What's that horrid cunt-stench wafting?
Mum's back on the game in the gents-bogs-lofting.
Mum’s ordered an industrial sex toy to batter her poo-flue
Computer-controlled via serial port (RS-232)
The traffic in and around mum's anus,
Is like Piccadilly Circus.
your dad gets through plenty of loo roll,
wiping cum from his fusty brown poo hole.
Who is it that you look forward to having destroy your little botty-slotty?
Yep, you guessed it! It's ex-Bolton Premier League defender, Bruno N'Gotty!
It's no coincidence,
That all dad's friends are also 'nonce.'
Underpants dad ejected from the playground despite protests he was just trying to ‘get swole’,
Mum: ‘gentlemen, please absolutely destroy my arsehole'
