Utterly destroy my arsehole.
Bum-docs are far from upbeat,
About the condition of mum's poo-pleat.
Mum's touring the working men's clubs of Clwyd,
And already has an arsehole bursting with man-fluid.
Bogs-blokes suspect mum may be on the spectrum,
Due to her myopic focus on being fucked in the rectum.
Mum needs to perhaps think about taking some cocks that are a bit thinner,
These days, when she's bending over, you can see what she's had for dinner.
Taking my time with deft and precision, gently spelunking your mother's incision;
Scanning the scene, amazed at the grandeur, hugging the walls with remarkable candour.
Shame on you for reading this, as your poor father chokes on my fetid piss.
Dad's watching his VHS copy of Sister Act,
Whilst performing a truly disgusting solo sex-act.
Pacified by dog-blancmange,
Mum bends over and gives the blokes carte blanche.
When Shakespeare wrote "All the world's a stage...",
He was probably thinking of something like mum's nightly performance as a coprophage.
In Dad's mind he's Henry Cavill
In reality he's Jimmy Savile.
