Even at her age, mum's sexploits show no sign of mellowing,
She's been pissed on by so many blokes, it appears she's actually yellowing.
Mum goads the spent hoards behind, "is that all you can muster?"
When in lumbers Big Bob McBumBuster.
Now and then,
Your dad hires binmen,
to appallingly mess up your mum's favourite linen.
Location: area where it's shitty-shitty,
Condition: fucked to bitty-bitty.
Dad's having a bedsit teddy bear's picnic,
And imagining his cuddly toys don't mind he's got a prick that's not thick.
Bogs-blokes declare the 'winner,'
Is the one who can see what mum had for dinner.
Dad's "writing sex-cheques his prick can't cash",
While generating pornographic AI images of My Little Pony Rainbow Dash.
Battering-Ram Bozza is ‘simply the best’
When it comes to putting the elasticity of Mum’s arsehole to the test
Penis? Doubt it.
Mum's cunt?
Grout it.
So entrenched are mum's pubic lices,
That, they too, are having mid-life crises.
