Dad's the unfortunate victim of a Trump day one executive order,
Barring entry to the US for men with prick size 1mm or shorter.
Dad, perpetual sexual fail;
Weird knob, like a toenail.
Mum’s receiving a seeing-to from former Egyptian foreign minister, academic and Secretary General of the United Nations, Boutros Boutros Ghali
...Anally
Your mum is much like the New York headquarters of the United Nations
(members from 192 countries enter her daily and engage in mass debations).
Mum's slurring her words and stammering,
As a result of nightly big-bloke-bum-hammering.
Mum's dung-bunker has won universal plaudits;
In the April Twenty Twenty Capacious-turdis audit(s).
Mum's new tattoo,
Is a heart emblazoned with the words "public loo."
In regards to his penis, dad feels he has a remit,
To go out in public, and show it.
You'll need to employ an aggressive style,
To negotiate past the back-end piles.
When it comes to being reamed in the bowel,
Mum's something of a night owl.
