I watched your dad shed shards of liquid man silk all over an elderly gentleman's bum
Mum's gut,
Is 87% "bloke-nut."
It's a bit mean,
But bogs-blokes sometimes like to trick mum, by popping on a bit of Vaseline.
Mum's a veteran,
Of many, many bogs-men.
Mum: a lengthy line of sailors
Dad: a lengthy list of sexual failures
your mum's had so many cocks inside,
doctors fear she may one day divide.
The stench of mum's anal flowering,
Is, at times, incredibly overpowering.
Mum's new tattoo,
Is a heart emblazoned with the words "public loo."
Mum's enlisted farm hands to erect a 'big bog-bloke gantry',
With stunning views and ample parking over her fucked piss-pantry.
Dad's doing the sexual "can't, can't";
A malformed tiny penis 'on the slant'.
