Take flight!
Father's on the phone (bakerlite),
he's arranging with some blokes to be massively stabbed in the shite.
Your mum fucked Columbo (Peter Falk),
She injested a slightly surreal seventeen inches of pork.
what a relief!
there's a great big stinking cock under that fig leaf!
It was fate, I suppose, that led me to discover,
I could fit my entire body up the twat of your mother.
During dad's weird dinner consisting of monkey-mum shit pellet,
he pulled a hoover from his arsehole and motioned you to smell it.
Mum’s not one for online dating
Preferring the traditional ‘being pissed and shat on through a rusty iron grating’
Your dad's got almost no resolve,
Second penile acid bath, and he's watched it dissolve.
For recipes, your dad consults the ghost of Fanny Craddock,
Via weegie, Aunt rejuvination
(twat-haddock).
Packed out gent's last night, mum starred in a no holes barred sex-fest,
But it was embarrassing for everyone when your dad turned up and made a little 'dirty protest.'
