Mum demands blokes piss in her face,
With pace.
No bogs-bloke has ever complained
Of leaving Mum’s sessions with balls undrained.
Mum's listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for world record anal bogs squirter,
As witnessed, in person, by BBC programme Record Breakers' Norris McWhirter.
Dad’s wandering the earth
In search of increased girth
Dad’s setting up an online dating profile
He’s said he’s ’sexually liberal’ because there was no option for ‘paedophile’
Mum's a perennial bogs-favourite despite a strong physical resemblance to a melted waxwork of Who frontman Roger Daltrey
Dad's trouser portion: a charitable description would be 'paltry'
Mum with queue of huge bog-blokes looking to get their 'cocks smothered with flob';
but she is currently servicing ex-director-general of the BBC, Alan Yentob.
Massed ranks of blokes going ‘over the top’ assaulting Mum’s poo-gulch
In what’s come to be known as the ‘Battle of the Bulge’
"Oh, your mother rang,
She's just finished another 100 man charity gangbang."
Mum mega like:
Gang of blokes doing anal "crowd strike".
