Mum's up for a brutalised back-truck,
From any undiscerning young buck.
Tradesmen are entranced,
By mum's tradesmens entrance.
Mum likes to enjoy a Crème de Menthe
As she also enjoys the Crème de Men
Mum still deeply regrets that during the birth of her children,
She had to take time off from getting knobbed over the cistern.
Mum enjoys a vigorous bum-grout
While listening to 'don't speak' by No Doubt
Mum's horror-box: two planets colliding in a sack,
the middle gets bigger
(increasingly slack).
Your mum is well known to be able to excellently manhandle,
Any size (usually massive) bloke's panhandle.
Mum, gorged on easter dog-eggs,
Fucking like bunnies with blokes with enormous "third legs".
Around playgrounds he likes to linger
Dad’s knob less ‘baby’s arm’ and more ‘baby’s finger’
Mum’s bio on Bluesky:
“Will have sex with literally any guy”
