Dad's trying to get explicit 4K photos of kid's dicks
On a Zilog Z8000-based C8002 running 1980 Unix.
Dad nervously clasps his prosecco flute,
At singles night for blokes (category: penis minute).
Mum's heading off to the military bases of Tel Aviv,
To really work on fanning out her wizard's sleeve.
Be really supportive of my efforts at pooing
Bogs-blokes are entrusted,
To get mum's arsehole busted.
Mum's bum finally approaching "nicely filled",
By bloke with prick like a child's bicycle.
Mum's really soldering through,
*A lot* of bloke's poo.
Mum is almost part of the bogs-furniture
Inasmuch as blokes regularly piss, shit and sperm on her
From mum's twat rises an abattoir stench,
And loads of blokes troop in, to do her up the "unmench".
Dad’s protest that he ‘wasn’t fiddling, just shirt untucking’
Rendered less convincing by being pantsless ( ‘Donald Ducking’)
