Things that make you go 'Oh dear...'.
It's as if mum was meant,
To spend her life in the gents.
What's the weirdest place you've fucked your dad before?
I know, it's the aisle in the supermarket where they keep the coleslaw!
Mum feels there is no solid basis,
For the involvement of any solid faeces.
Remember those enormo-hung mechanic Turks,
Who both metaphorically and actually threw spanners in mum's works.
Steady as she blows.
Who's next.
Fuck knows.
Dad knows it's a tough gig,
Having a willy that's not very big.
Word's spread fast in the community,
That dad will take any child molestation opportunity.
They say "any port in a storm" for the randy farm-laboured,
Maybe not though, when you see mum's arsehole "Pearl Harboured."
Loud sounds of ironic booing and hissing,
As mum's bum is given an absolute "abyssing."
It's 2008 'Worlds Biggest Bucket Cunt Championships' Round 1: How many car tyres?
Your mum's already got 12 up there...she's off to a flyer!!
