Mum's been nominated for an OBE,
For service and dedication in the public lavatory.
When it comes to 'The Krankies',
Dad need hankies
(for his wankies).
It's a shame for your dad: crap cock outlawed,
Mum's Wheelie-bin minge?
It's just been 'coleslawed'.
Let's break out the bubbly!
Your mum's up for a willy-doubley!!
Bogs-blokes are utterly devoted,
To ensuring that mum is spunk and poo coated.
Mum gets annoyed
If her bum'ole isn't completely destroyed
Dad's masquerading as a 'fully qualifed vag welder';
Promising to restore any quim to stink-status: 'Peach melba'.
Don't come a-knocking
Dad's "space docking"
Mum's always found being completely whoreish,
Really moreish.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Mum’s in the bogs
Covered in dog poo
