Go into Debenhams and piss all over competing firms’ training bras
Looks like mum's most recent employer,
Has seen fit to completely (sexually) destroy 'er.
Mum's in the bogs with the fellas, "getting freaky";
Dad's in the bushes, fiddling with it (small; thin; leaky).
Let's open a book,
On how many blokes your mum took.
In 80s Amsterdam, Mum would charge 15 guilders
For groups of 15 builders
Mum's appearing on 'Noel's HQ,'
For the tireless work she's done in the loo!
Mum can leave a bogs-shift furrow-browed,
If her arse hasn't been sufficiently 'ploughed.'
Brown paper bag dad stashes new porn with his hoard,
Problematic penis though;
Cock stink - 'cheeseboard'.
Bog-blokes
Swarming Mum's bum-crocus
Like locusts
Mum's interest is quickly piqued,
At the prospect of being thick-prickily "Greeked".
