You won't ever see mum "bottling,"
A 3 litre Coke "bottling."
Mum in the bogs, is known to be "open all hours,"
Meanwhile, dad's proved to be a smash hit in the prison showers.
Bum-docs are far from upbeat,
About the condition of mum's poo-pleat.
Oh what a dreadful blunder!
Your mum's done a really rough bum-curry-chunder.
It's the never-ending, nightly duel,
Between bogs-blokes and mum's poo-capsule.
Mum: Donkey Dong
Dad: Wonkey Dong
You'll need to employ an aggressive style,
To negotiate past the back-end piles.
As the last bloke spunked, it seemed your mum's bum was off the hook,
Until who strode into the gents? Yep, massive-dicked BBC presenter, Barry Took.
Come end of shift, mum displays a distressing lack of control,
Over what's going in, coming out of, and generally going on around, her arsehole.
Dad went to a gynaecologist to research his ancestry and past,
But was shocked when the investigation involved taking scrapings from up his arse.
