Dad's personal vanity project,
Is passing by primary schools in panties (erect).
Bogs-blokes don't appear outwardly concerned,
That mum's twat, based on smell, has certainly "turned."
Mum nailed by blokes with a Burger King Whopper,
Leaves her with a "botty-sting slopper."
oh no, it's the aftermath -
ejaculation like instant mash.
Update on 2008's 'Biggest Bucket Cunt Championships' - your mum through to the final!
On no though! She's been disqualified for an act deemed 'crim-anal!'
Dad strode into the "Thickest Penis in Town" competition feeling perhaps prematurely proud,
He left only several minutes later, under a familiarly dark cloud.
Mum’s inviting blokes to compromise her capacity for colonic retention
Using methods banned under the Geneva Convention
Dad's a persistent sexual voyeur,
Of the children's softplay foyer.
As the US sits on the edge of tipping into fascism
It’s good to know that mum will always be in the bogs, covered in jism
His daily allowance of internet porn abandoned due to bandwidth,
your mum made your dad chew on her rancid cum sandwich.
