Dad's sexual performance is a real shit shower;
Mum's sexual preference is a real shit shower.
Make my arsehole miles bigger,
Then pull the 'sperm trigger.'
Dad attempts to lure kids for sex,
Riding around on a BMX.
Mum has complete allegiance,
To all things related to the men's public convenience.
Dad's denial of involvement in canal towpath flashing incidents,
Lack any credence.
Now on view:
Mum's new vid, The (87th) Art of the Poo-Screw.
Blokes fucking your mum aren't so much 'partners' as 'miners,'
Her massive open-cast cunt requires not johnnies but bin-liners.
Your mum's arse: unlubed like a Weetabix;
Father's prick? (Almost) arousal at the bum-horror flicks.
For Valentines, mum's not interested in chocolates, bubbly or flowers,
She just wants to be in the bogs, getting buggered for hours and hours.
Mum's been fucked so hard it's affected her hearing,
Oblivious to the sound of the marching army of big-blokes nearing.
(Update on Dad: still queering).
