Different shaped arseholes.
Mum's never been a 'sexual starver,'
She's always had plenty of fucks 'left in the larder.'
Mum's up in the Rocky mountains
Causing cock-y fountains
Sexually, dad's the absolute worst:
His genitals are most likely cursed.
Even though dad’s barely got a willy
He’s definitely a paedophile
I've seen your mum,
she's covered in it;
cum.
Plus the shit from my bum.
All over the floors and walls is a strange looking, organic shit-pottage,
Your dad's just had his arse fucked out by that bloke from River Cottage.
Mum appears almost porcelain,
Because of perma-coating of the spunk of many men.
What's the dribbling from Dad's aching chasm?
It's 'Ghostbusters' merchandise: protoplasm.
In their hot little hands an 'alien stool',
roswell team unaware: dad's lost his 'fuck-gruel'.
Your mum couldn't control her continual friggings,
last week when we all met Christopher Biggins.
