Upstream (like a salmon).
Dad’s hardon Is the colour and dimensions of a single Lidl bacon lardon
Mum’s absolutely apoplectic Due to the ingress of blokes not fully erectic
Bogs-blokes are stimulated by the cadence, In how mum turns and shouts "up the poo entrance!"
Dad's new Artisan Food Truck, Does have a suspicious whiff of dog-muck.
It's fair to say that mum's "poo-booth," Is no longer the one of her youth.
Bum-docs react with considerable alarm To Mum’s new minimum willy size threshold: “Baby’s arm”
Mum's on the game, fucking blokes by the hour(s), Dad's still in prison, getting fucked in the showers.
Mum and the blokes have come to terms: 1lb of dogshit- 1 bumful of sperms.
Politics Dad launching another of his Parish Council bids His platform this time? ‘Free ‘health examinations’ for all kids’
Dad's likely to remain sexually unfulfilled, Unless he can somehow find a way to erection-build.
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