Mum's one-track way of thinking can be rather onerous;
She just wants cock up her anus.
Bogs-blokes are playing a weird game of Connect Four,
With the hemorrhoids surrounding mum's back door.
120hz, variable refresh rate
Masturbate
Mum's optimising her 'user funnel'
'card in phone box' -> 'Transit Van' -> 'sign on bog door' -> 'bum'ole'
It’s obvious from his spunk-encrusted
Clown costume, that around kids dad’s not to be trusted
fuck butter and lube comes raining from above,
rub it all into my fleshy wank glove.
Mum's just bogs rage-quit,
Citing "not enough dog-shit."
In the 'occupation' section of the most recent Census,
Mum simply wrote: 'getting fucked in the anus.'
Mum's gutted,
If she hasn't been 'gutted.'
Dad’s idea of ‘having a wonderful Christmas Time’
Involves using his crotchless Santa suit for the purposes of sex crime
