Different shaped arseholes.
Mum's been screwed by many enormously hung men,
Dad? Willy size: grain of Uncle Ben's.
At the primary school nativity play, dad's the unexpected star,
When he jumps on stage and strips to his knickers and bra.
Has mum been thoroughly arse-nailed by dozens of well-hung blokes in a public toilet cubicle, her hair matted with spunk, smeared with dog-shit and in a state of undress?
Yes.
Mum's bum-doc team are pleading with her she take a bogs work hiatus,
After inspecting what can only now broadly be described as, her anus.
Dad's advertising lessons in striptease,
For the under threes,
(and is shocked at the lack of registerees).
Mum goes absolutely nutter,
If not sufficiently reamed in the poo-gutter.
Mum's 1960s PhD thesis remains seminal,
The title: 'Anal Accommodation of Large Male Genitals.'
Dad's looking remarkably chipper,
Considering he's just inserted his penis into a wood-chipper.
It's not clear where dad's keeping the Fun Size Snickers,
He's offering to kids in the playground, dressed only in bra and knickers.
Dad with a placard, demanding his rights,
To mince up and down the high street in a push-up bra and tights.
