Fucking jesus.
Mum's been nominated for an OBE, For service and dedication in the public lavatory.
When it comes to 'The Krankies', Dad need hankies (for his wankies).
It's a shame for your dad: crap cock outlawed, Mum's Wheelie-bin minge? It's just been 'coleslawed'.
Let's break out the bubbly! Your mum's up for a willy-doubley!!
Bogs-blokes are utterly devoted, To ensuring that mum is spunk and poo coated.
Mum gets annoyed If her bum'ole isn't completely destroyed
Dad's masquerading as a 'fully qualifed vag welder'; Promising to restore any quim to stink-status: 'Peach melba'.
Don't come a-knocking Dad's "space docking"
Mum's always found being completely whoreish, Really moreish.
Roses are red Violets are blue Mumโ€™s in the bogs Covered in dog poo
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