Mum's star status as an internationally renowned bogs-slut may be dimming,
But she's still capable of taking an absolute "brimming."
Mum has a far from elite,
Poo-pleat.
Mum’s unable to conceal from bum-docs the level of depravity
Blokes have been visiting upon her bum-cavity
Father's fuck pyjamas - Oh No! "Heavy Soil",
He's in the bogs with pop idol horror-show Susan Boyle.
Dad's attempts at a canal towpath flash jumpscare,
Simply result in pedestrians laughing and pointing "there's fuck all there!"
According to records held by the police,
Dad has shown 144,679 members of the public, his penis.
Beach and paddelling pool fun for kids in Market Square!
Although sadly and inevitably, your Dad's also hanging around there.
Dad heading to the playground, to try on his luck,
And offer parents a tenner, to lend him their kids for a fuck.
Mum really gollops,
The dog-dollops.
Bum engineers are concerned it's just the tip of the iceberg;
Up mum's poo caverns they have discovered an enormous sperm-berg.
