Bogs celebrations on the removal of bureaucratic EU red tape,
That had previously denied mum going 'beyond max gape.'
Post-shift, mum's often shell-shocked,
If she's been particularly "well-cocked."
Dad's always wondered if his willy really can be his,
Because it basically looks like a clitoris.
Bogs-blokes have taken a wrecking-ball,
To mum's poo-hall.
Carpet bomb the arse with more shit, piss and cum,
then investigate things further with this transparent speculum.
Bogs-activists consider it praxis,
To violently overthrow mum's poo-axis.
Mum considers it her contribution to the community
To offer a go on her bum’ole at every opportunity
Mum allowing vaginal?
Unimaginable.
Mum finds it ‘necessary but boring’
To attend the complex series of bogs-committees set up to ensure her maximal bum-boring
if your mum laid every cock she's had end to end,
they'd reach from John O'Groats to Lands End.
