In France they piss on Main Street
Gay porn star status: hero
Sperm count status: zero.
Your mum's not really yet felt the pinch of the recession,
She's a tuppeny slut in the 'world's oldest profession.'
Mum's anal flooring,
Has lost its mooring.
In this world, nothing is certain except death and taxes,
Oh, and the relentless hammering of mum's poo-axis.
Mum's never been much of a looker,
But my God, she's a filthy dirty bogs-hooker.
sometimes it's important to have a moment of reflection,
like when dad tries to recall the only time he ever achieved erection.
Dad's employing blatant kidology,
Explaining his need to photograph a kids birthday party.
Father's penis unbelievably small,
Almost as if there's nothing there at all.
To get to your mum in the gents it took the Bum-Doctors hours,
I'll visit the hospital tomorrow, y'know, to take her some flowers.
