There's lots of questions yet to be asked, about your granddad's jizz (by your father, flasked).
Mum reliably takes Geoff Capes size blokes in her poo-trumpet
For a close to sell by date packet of Morrisons value crumpet(s).
Dad's neither a "grower" nor a "shower",
In fact, it looks like it's been through a lawnmower.
The phrase 'like a ship coming into port' might sound metaphorical or euphemistic,
But in 1914 (prior to it sinking) your great-grandmother was actually fucked by the Titanic.
Dad's trying to get explicit 4K photos of kid's dicks
On a Zilog Z8000-based C8002 running 1980 Unix.
Mum is sexually battle hardened,
Dad? Never sexually hardon'd.
Mum: has spastic colon;
Dad: In spastic's colon.
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to screw
Mum, after the service, in the gents' loo.
Although not advertised publicly,
Everyone knows mum does the big lads for free.
Cunny's too tight too mention.
Consider abstention.
