Ebay dad, searching for "cries real tears" dolls,
With fuckable holes.
Arse-grot aficionados were surprised to hear of the re-issue,
Of mum's infamous 1974 arthouse movie "Life Beyond Anal Tissue."
Blokes come and blokes go,
Mum doesn't care - she's a quid-a-go-ho.
Dad's become extremely well connected,
In the community of blokes who's willies have never erected.
Mum's quite cute,
For an extremely cheap prostitute.
Dad's currently in the dock,
Adjudged to have a "far too publicly seen" cock.
Mum’s getting a new tattoo done:
Tupac style letters across her lower back, arrow pointing down: “BUM FUN”
Dad experienced severe trouser strife,
While reading Yanagihara's "A Little Life".
it's only a sign of the times
the number and bestial nature of your horrorshow sex crimes
Mum’s making twerking TikToks
To recruit more young men with ThikCoks
